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speaking of chelsea winning the champions league. do the germans have a word which combines the feelings of pure ecstasy and the pleasure you get when a miserable bunch of wronged nerds go into apoplectic meltdown on a computer forum?

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fuck i hope chelsea lose. they dont deserve shit from this season

If they win, they'll have deserved it. Regardless if they win it though, they shouldn't get a chance to defend the title if they finish 6th. They get to play in the Uefa Super Cup, that should be the only reward you get for winning the CL. If they win the CL and finish in the qualifying positions in the EPLthen fair play to them.
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If they win, they'll have deserved it. Regardless if they win it though, they shouldn't get a chance to defend the title if they finish 6th. They get to play in the Uefa Super Cup, that should be the only reward you get for winning the CL. If they win the CL and finish in the qualifying positions in the EPLthen fair play to them.

i disagree. imo the winner should automatically qualify and be top seed in group A. gotta let them defend their title.
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There's no way Chelsea will beat Bayern, and Arsenal will finish 3rd.
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There's no way Chelsea will beat Bayern, and Arsenal will finish 3rd.

As long as you're willing to admit that

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if manure draw 1 game and city will all theirs then it will go down to goal difference so there is a good chance that it might help

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Yea well good luck with that

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don't see why it's funny. city have wolves (a), manure (h), newcastle (a) & qpr (h). no reason why they can't win all those games. i think they will win the derby, newcastle away will be the hardest of those fixtures but if they beat manure i think they'll go on and beat newcastle too.

manure have villa (h), everton (h), city (a), swansea (h) & sunderland (a). they have a good chance of beating all those other teams BUT everton, swansea & sunderland are certainly capable of causing an upset. everton & swansea are hard to break down and sunderland away will be a tough game

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Mainly because it's Manchester United in 1st spot, defending a lead at the end of the season. Their track record is pretty damn good when in that spot.


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There's no way Chelsea will beat Bayern, and Arsenal will finish 3rd.

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Terrible thing to read about when I woke up this morning. Just watched the replay on TV, it's not looking good. A heart attack at that age is a death sentence

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Pretty clever for a guy that uses his real name as his user name

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Looks like I'm eating my words, City now in front. Still not confident in saying they will win though, the last two games will be interesting.

Unlike you, I can actually admit when I'm wrong.

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you guys are so full yourselfs That Chelsea will fucked lose i swear the god if we win i am going completely crazy at the lot of you and it will alot more when we beat baca ,

My post count will be sky rocking when that happens, Both Bayern and Chelsea are underdogs in this match, yes Bayern are Favorited as it on Their home ground but the amount of crap coming from all the arsenal fans and co is unbelievable, only because you want your fucked team to get in ucl next season , be happy that is a england team in the final.

This all you say on this thread

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we hate Chelsea becasue they are going fucking up our chances for Arsenal, Newcastle and spurs for ucl next season so we're all hoping that chelsea lose,

yes chelsea have lost some players that are suspened but they will take the fight to the germans, our record againest German teams are very good, so for all you freaks thinks chelsea are going to get smashed, fuck off.
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I lost a Division 7 match 5-0 after being demoted twice from Division 5...
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Raver, of course there's always a chance. You guys need to stop taking everything so fucking literally all the time.
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Raver, of course there's always a chance. You guys need to stop taking everything so fucking literally all the time.

you guys are all the fucked same so whats the difference

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So it's not a Fifa thread. Right.

go here mate
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you guys are all the fucked same so whats the difference

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I lost a Division 7 match 5-0 after being demoted twice from Division 5...
Fuck I must be drunk.

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Interesting to see Barca top, given they've only really got a squad of 13-14 high-profile players. I would have expected both Madrid and City to be well ahead.
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you guys are so full yourselfs That Chelsea will fucked lose i swear the god if we win i am going completely crazy at the lot of you and it will alot more when we beat baca ,

My post count will be sky rocking when that happens, Both Bayern and Chelsea are underdogs in this match, yes Bayern are Favorited as it on Their home ground but the amount of crap coming from all the arsenal fans and co is unbelievable, only because you want your fucked team to get in ucl next season , be happy that is a england team in the final.

This all you say on this thread

yes chelsea have lost some players that are suspened but they will take the fight to the germans, our record againest German teams are very good, so for all you freaks thinks chelsea are going to get smashed, fuck off.

if you guys do the impossible and win, then midian should ban you for lols
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you guys are so full yourselfs That Chelsea will fucked lose i swear the god if we win i am going completely crazy at the lot of you and it will alot more when we beat baca ,

My post count will be sky rocking when that happens, Both Bayern and Chelsea are underdogs in this match, yes Bayern are Favorited as it on Their home ground but the amount of crap coming from all the arsenal fans and co is unbelievable, only because you want your fucked team to get in ucl next season , be happy that is a england team in the final.

This all you say on this thread

yes chelsea have lost some players that are suspened but they will take the fight to the germans, our record againest German teams are very good, so for all you freaks thinks chelsea are going to get smashed, fuck off.

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you guys are so full yourselfs That Chelsea will fucked lose i swear the god if we win i am going completely crazy at the lot of you and it will alot more when we beat baca ,

My post count will be sky rocking when that happens, Both Bayern and Chelsea are underdogs in this match, yes Bayern are Favorited as it on Their home ground but the amount of crap coming from all the arsenal fans and co is unbelievable, only because you want your fucked team to get in ucl next season , be happy that is a england team in the final.

This all you say on this thread

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I think the 1st one was better - lovely little touch of his right boot to sit it up for him, then walloped with his left into the far top corner

The 2nd one he just banged it in the air and got lucky, no real skill on that one. But of course it gets more press.

Late quoting on this one, but I couldn't resist.

Fair enough there is an argument that the first one was better, that's up to personal opinion (they are completely different goals and shouldn't really be compared anyway). However your second sentence is just plain stupid. I'm guessing you don't nor have ever played football. If you do or have, then I worry. Firstly, he didn't just "bang it in to the air", whatever that means (worst football commentary for a shot at goal ever btw). And by no way did he get lucky. You could tell by his run up and the way he struck the ball that he knew exactly what he was doing. It was all class and all skill (contrary to your call of "no real skill").

In saying all that, I agree the first one deserves pretty much as much press. The second one just gets more due to it looking more spectacular.

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"Fans have voted Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney's overhead kick against Manchester City as the greatest goal in the history of the English Premier League."

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Which one do you think is better?
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Which one do you think is better?

Not really my point. I just think it's a bit sus' that the apparent best goal ever came from a match between 1st and 2nd, in this fucking season, when there's 20 years to choose from.

Just quietly, I think it might have something to do with the amount of Manchester United fans who voted in the poll.

Wayne Rooney didn't invent the bicycle kick.
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Oh and I know what your saying man, these polls are always going to favour recent memories that are still fresh in fans minds... I was just genuinely asking for a better goal as I cant think of any off the top of my head.... The fact it was 1st vs 2nd kind of adds more to the goal as well though, dont you think?
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I was just genuinely asking for a better goal as I cant think of any off the top of my head...

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That goal came off his shin ffs. It was great, but the best... fuck that. He didnt even connect with it properly

Think of all the players that it has topped, Henry, Bergcamp, Shearer, Beckham, Scholes, Zola.. the list goes on. Shows how bandwagon this league is.

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Late quoting on this one, but I couldn't resist.

Fair enough there is an argument that the first one was better, that's up to personal opinion (they are completely different goals and shouldn't really be compared anyway). However your second sentence is just plain stupid. I'm guessing you don't nor have ever played football. If you do or have, then I worry. Firstly, he didn't just "bang it in to the air", whatever that means (worst football commentary for a shot at goal ever btw). And by no way did he get lucky. You could tell by his run up and the way he struck the ball that he knew exactly what he was doing. It was all class and all skill (contrary to your call of "no real skill").

In saying all that, I agree the first one deserves pretty much as much press. The second one just gets more due to it looking more spectacular.

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That goal came off his shin ffs. It was great, but the best... fuck that. He didnt even connect with it properly

Think of all the players that it has topped, Henry, Bergcamp, Shearer, Beckham, Scholes, Zola.. the list goes on. Shows how bandwagon this league is.

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I don't think that was Rooney's best goal either. His scorcher against Arsenal while at Everton is one I'll never forget.

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