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Yeah true, and it's Rugby League so you're expected to be a little bit racist anyway.
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....it's union though.
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That'll learn him for having such a gay name.

Playing a pretty short game there bro, my son will be able to beat you up in about 3 years. You will be old then and your wife would have just had a baby, he's been trained to take care of that too. Then me and you will have a breakdance fight to the death
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....it's union though.

Sorry, revised:

Yeah true, and it's Rugby Union so you're expected to be a little bit racist (when the coloured chaps aren't listening) anyway.
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Playing a pretty short game there bro, my son will be able to beat you up in about 3 years. You will be old then and your wife would have just had a baby, he's been trained to take care of that too. Then me and you will have a breakdance fight to the death

All of that sounds brilliant. Just give me enough notice for the 'shrooms to kick in.
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Nah it's ironic when you make fun of the curry muncher from finance at the rugby, because you had a curry the other night
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All of that sounds brilliant. Just give me enough notice for the 'shrooms to kick in.

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A while ago Eddie posted a video ad of Jiyeon from T-ara eating ramyun.

Apparently, that pissed off some Japs cos she ate of out the pot: http://www.asianjunkie.com/2012/05/t...-out-of-a-pot/

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Motherfuckers please, I’ve seen Japanese women eat live baby eels flying out of a vagina, so they don’t exactly have the manners high ground here.

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A while ago Eddie posted a video ad of Jiyeon from T-ara eating ramyun.

Apparently, that pissed off some Japs cos she ate of out the pot: http://www.asianjunkie.com/2012/05/t...-out-of-a-pot/



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http://www.allkpop.com/2012/05/t-ara...cf-controversy

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classic s&f banter recently, lolderpy orbital rugbybeers

ironically, i have nothing interesting, sexual or amusing to post (neither a combination of the three)

however i just came across a sweet set that i recorded the other night, and it actually sounds good sober.

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Misso, are you coming for drinks tonight?
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Lol the Veet reviews are gold

This guy has a way with words

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Possessing as I do a genital cluster that bears an uncanny resemblance (and indeed aroma) to Chewbacca's armpit, I decided to purchase this product. Upon applying the creme to my tassel and conkers, I was taken aback by a sudden and disturbing gasping noise, followed by a sound that I can only describe as the horrific howlings from Satan's own Hell Hound, Cerberus. As I whirled around to view the source of the noise, I perchanced to glance in the bathroom mirror, and, seeing my own mouth stretched agape in a terrible rictus of agony, I deduced the sound was coming from me.

My eyes widening with mounting horror, I surveyed the damage occurring to my sausage and beans with no small sense of panic. My pubes were actually bubbling and fizzing, in much the same way they might if one of James Cameron's Aliens had just sprayed their acid blood upon them. There were no swear words strong enough to adequately describe the agony, and in my delirium I began making them up. I don't recall exactly what I screamed, but I'm fairly sure the entirely-new expletive "funting" was employed.

With as much haste as I could muster I hobbled into the shower and applied cooling water to the conflagration in my crotch, which only served to spread the napalm to my perineum. I am not a church-going man but as I felt the flaming horror trickle across that tender inch of no-man's land, I confess that I prayed aloud to Jesus and his host of angels that the advancing agony would not stray into my buttonhole. However, my prayers went unheeded, and as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness, but not before grabbing the shower curtain and collapsing, in a disturbing echo of that famous scene from Hitchcock's "Psycho". Although believe me, being hacked to death by Norman Bates in a dress would have been a walk in the park compared to the searing agony I endured that fateful day.

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holy shit


how come you were looking at veet, brad?
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Fuck every one of those reviews has me in tears

Especially because iktfb after "veeting" a few years ago
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This whole 'are tradies smart thing' just got me thinking, don't you guys think I am smart? OK so I say a lot of stupid shit, but I reckon I'm above average intelligence and I have a pretty good knowledge base of different topics, so there you go. Most sparkies I meet are around my level too, but everybody knows sparkies are generally more intelligent due to the higher difficulty of the schooling.

i only know forum derpy and he's often both stupid and stubborn.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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holy shit


how come you were looking at veet, brad?

Doods posted the link above somewhere
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can confirm the burn, was dared to do a full chest hair removal ( and i have a fairly decent crop there )

left me with red marks for 3 weeks

also @ "...most private of eyes"

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I did my nuts, around the base of the shaft and notch. The burn on my brains was INTENSE
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Those reviews get better and better, I know what I'll be reading all day haha
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Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters
Do get the occasional trim.
New bird on the stage, nearly half my age
My purchase a bit of a whim

The instruction book did not get a look
I thought I knew how to use Veet
Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower
Spreading it liberally all over my meat

I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap
Pushing the limits i'm sure
I wanted to groom in the valley of doom
Now my starfish is bleeding and raw

I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
Leaving me all of a fluster
You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
With the heat from my genital cluster.

Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo.

You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes
So i'm happy to award it 5 stars

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You were in my dream last night Nads. I think we were at Orbital.

Orbital.
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You were in my dream last night Nads.

oh i thought you had a Veet story to share
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Nads and Veet are arch rivals... you either go one way or the other.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Also, heading down to m-town in August for the cheese expo. Beers, will be had (unlike the weak effort last time I came down)

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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You were in my dream last night Nads. I think we were at Orbital.

Orbital.

That's the price you pay for being awesome, you get inside people's heads. Did we scissor?

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I had a dream last night that I was in my first car, chasing this out of control caravan that was speeding down a hill crashing into trees and shit,

then it slammed fatefully into a pile of trees, so everyone ran down, but i got there first since i had my car, and there was this dude with no skin left, hanging by the back of his head by a piece of wire, like how you can hang a painting on a piece of string

anyway, then i figured it was my first dead body so i should look at it, then everyone else arrived and we cooked breakfest in the caravan (with the dead dad and his wife and daughter, the police and some randoms, and i saw his eyes move,

then slowly the dad came to, and started talking to everyone still hanging from the end of the wire, then i saw the daughters boobs when she was getting changed

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It's not Orbital, but it is happy music.

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today has been a weird day

- about to leave home at 6am, message from dude doing study telling me i missed the 5.30 session and if i thought i was in the 6.30 not to come coz it was full.

SHIT

- made annoying receptionist cry

AWESOME

- pedestrian hit and killed just around the corner from my office

SHIT

- did a poo so big that it hit the water before it was finished

AWESOME

wondering what the next shit thing will be.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Read that a bit wrong and thought that you thought a pedestrian getti g killed was awesome
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i only know forum derpy and he's often both stupid and stubborn.

Definitely need to grab a few beers when I'm in Brisbane at the end of June

As for veet I have also experienced it as a teenager. Oh the horror... I did what that guy did and jumped in the shower, which made it run to my gooch for some supreme agony.

Morphee beers shall be had.
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today has been a weird day

- about to leave home at 6am, message from dude doing study telling me i missed the 5.30 session and if i thought i was in the 6.30 not to come coz it was full.

SHIT

- made annoying receptionist cry

AWESOME

- pedestrian hit and killed just around the corner from my office

SHIT

- did a poo so big that it hit the water before it was finished

AWESOME

wondering what the next shit thing will be.

The shit was both shit & awesome, so I'd take that as the climactic finale if I were you.
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the masochist in me kinda wants to try this veet stuff

maybe that can be the shit thing.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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When I veeted it burnt too much I had to wash off early and thus it didn't really even remove hair!

It did burn my sack to the point it was weeping clear pus/fluid

I had to lie on the bed, legs spread with a fan aimed at my balls
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Picture THAT if you would.

Vaguely relevant:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06192003

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on the bright side i'd only have to veet the top side of le scrote coz the undercarriage resembles the shield from cycling.

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I did my chest with veet once, wasn't too bad but fucked if it let it near my dog 'n dice. Clippers do me fine, not keen on the full oven ready chicken look.
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When I veeted it burnt too much I had to wash off early and thus it didn't really even remove hair!

It did burn my sack to the point it was weeping clear pus/fluid

I had to lie on the bed, legs spread with a fan aimed at my balls



Was it a WOD?
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Haha nah, it was a few years before I discovered the joys of xfit

Good call though I might slap some Veet on my balls before a workout. I recon I could smash out a sub 2 min Fran with the napalm burning away
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Clippers do me fine, not keen on the full oven ready chicken look.

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Misso, are you coming for drinks tonight?

unfortunaately no, would love to meet a robot
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