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Was in Costco and thought of you

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ha! i had a craving for peanut m&ms after i read gineys post, but standing in front of them in the supermarket yesterday i realised my craving was for 'reeses peanut butter cups' type peanut, not actual 'peanut' peanuts and i was able to overcome it.

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I don't know why I continue to find this funny. but everytime I imagine a bag of dicks, just hanging out.
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Dinner last night: can of baked beans
Breakfast: bag of semi dried apricots
Lunch: three bean salad, cappuccino

I just destroyed the loo. Guts hurt like crazy.

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I made a big batch of sambal terasi.

Then I made some couscous with grilled green capsicum, portobello mushroom and grape tomatoes.

Then I covered some lamb chops in the aforementioned sambal.

Then I cooked the lamb chops.

Then I put the lamb chops on the couscous, and ate them both.

Then my stomach starting bubbling away about an hour later.

My house is gonna stiiiiiiiiink tomorrow.

Then I marinated some prawns in what was left.

Then I chucked the prawns in a frying pan with some veges.

Then I chucked on some noodles.

Then I put the prawns and veg on the noodles and ate them all.

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Dinner last night: can of baked beans
Breakfast: bag of semi dried apricots
Lunch: three bean salad, cappuccino

I just destroyed the loo. Guts hurt like crazy.

oh jesus. the combination couldn't get worse.
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Or better.

Yesterday morning, oh boy. That stuff followed by sambal prawns. Hoooeee.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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ha! i had a craving for peanut m&ms after i read gineys post, but standing in front of them in the supermarket yesterday i realised my craving was for 'reeses peanut butter cups' type peanut, not actual 'peanut' peanuts and i was able to overcome it.

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coz i know how much you all like cool stories

everytime I open this thread and see this at the top of the page I want to go get some...
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haha oops, sorry.

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i could go some reeses peanut butter cups now too now that you mention it
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I just ate a slab of roast pork belly with delicious crackling.

Nothing else. No time to make veggies. Silly me putting on a roast without buying roasting veggies and then leaving it in the oven while at soccer

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mmmm crackling, nom!

i just got back from the supermarket and they didnt have any pav (totes devo!) so i thought i'd take a chance on some raisin & oat cookies, not the normal ones in the plastic container but the "Indulgent" ones in the bag - they are SO GOOD! but they disappeared too quickly :S
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Nothing else. No time to make veggies. Silly me putting on a roast without buying roasting veggies and then leaving it in the oven while at soccer

it takes 10-15 minutes to steam some veggies, it's not like you have to grow them first.

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well, according to dictionary.com
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So I'm still battling my way through the Paleo Solution, but have basically just cut out bread and pasta (I still drink beer so it's not even gluten free), starting taking fish oil supplements and eating more fresh fruit and veg. I shifted some fat from mah belleh, and feel pretty good. Full retard - sorry, full paleo - seems like a monumental hassle.
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there are gluten free beer options out there, including im told but never checked guiness
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So I'm still battling my way through the Paleo Solution, but have basically just cut out bread and pasta (I still drink beer so it's not even gluten free), starting taking fish oil supplements and eating more fresh fruit and veg. I shifted some fat from mah belleh, and feel pretty good. Full retard - sorry, full paleo - seems like a monumental hassle.

One of the most annoying things about Paleo is that there is tonnes of merit in it but it's overshadowed by the religious zealotry of the movement. Full paleo is definitely over the top but some of it is good.

I try to eat whole grains (bread or muesli) in the morning and then try and avoid it at night if I can. Unless I'm having pasta, that stuff is too tasty and can be eaten at any time.
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Robb Wolf in the Paleo Solution actually says "Let's not make this into a religion".

Si, I like beer (as you may have noticed on occasion). If I have to compromise on quality, that's a bridge to far, yo.
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i find once you stay off the grains for a few weeks you start feeling awesome, then if you have a burger or a couple of cheeky meals you feel like shit again. energy levels increase too

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it takes 10-15 minutes to steam some veggies, it's not like you have to grow them first.

That post I made was while I was waiting for the pork to cool down enough to carve without burning my fingers. By the time I made veggies it would have been well past 9:30, way too late for dinner :\

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That post I made was while I was waiting for the pork to cool down enough to carve without burning my fingers. By the time I made veggies it would have been well past 9:30, way too late for dinner :\

brah you need to rest your meat longer

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brah you need to rest your meat longer

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I just said I had no time lol. I got asked to play soccer so it ruined my roast plans.
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What were you doing while it was roasting?
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What were you doing while it was roasting?

Wresting his meat.

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What were you doing while it was roasting?

Playing indoor soccer. It takes 20 min to get there.
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That post I made was while I was waiting for the pork to cool down enough to carve without burning my fingers. By the time I made veggies it would have been well past 9:30, way too late for dinner :\

steam the veges whilst you rest the meat. is it really that fucking hard?

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well, according to dictionary.com
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It is when you're posting about your hot meat.

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steam the veges whilst you rest the meat. is it really that fucking hard?

jesus man if he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to!
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Accidentally McDonalds this morning. Eggs benedict bagel, what a messy idea. Ate it while driving too and made a mess.
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Ate it while driving too and made a mess.

that good, was it?

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chilli is hot pepper food etc.
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the good 1cm of fat glistening at the bottom.

I know there are far worse things to eat, but i always feel like a fattie after demolishing one.

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Playing indoor soccer. It takes 20 min to get there.

My Euro upbringing doesn't allow me to leave an oven/stove/iron on while there's no one at home. Punishable by death.
I'm actually surprised I haven't had a stroke yet just thinking of an oven on with no one at home.
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My Euro upbringing doesn't allow me to leave an oven/stove/iron on while there's no one at home. Punishable by death.
I'm actually surprised I haven't had a stroke yet just thinking of an oven on with no one at home.

I was stressing the entire time

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My Euro upbringing doesn't allow me to leave an oven/stove/iron on while there's no one at home. Punishable by death.
I'm actually surprised I haven't had a stroke yet just thinking of an oven on with no one at home.

Not restricted to Euro, Asians too.

I would have suffered death by a thousand cuts if I did anything like that.
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Not restricted to Euro, Asians too.

I would have suffered death by a thousand cuts if I did anything like that.

Azns believe in fan death too, you cunce are weird.
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Azns believe in fan death too, you cunce are weird.

As in don't have the fan blowing directly at you when you're sleeping? Yeah we have our own quirks. Although, I was told that you don't necessarily die - you just either catch a cold or get hypothermia.
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