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Theres some rave boat with this James Zabelia guy playing on it today, leaving from king st whard where you are...

Pretty sure its your chance to get in with the moisties if you are in that wetsuit.

I know, I walked right through the queue when I wandered down to use the public loo, I prolly looked fucking feral though, wetsuit peeled down to the waist and a manky hat and hoodie on and covered in marine filth. Were some tidy moisties there though.
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My vag is on that boat.

So I just took a crap with the bathroom door open.
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My vag is on that boat.

So I just took a crap with the bathroom door open.

I reckon the single best thing about my old apartment was that I could see the TV from the shitter, don't think I ever shat with the door closed.
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Oh man, if that was the case here I could stretch a shit out for hours.
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Why not sit on something that doesn't smell like the inside of you? Like a couch?
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I could use a poo with a view at the moment, went a bit overboard with the tobasco the last couple of days.

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I'm master of my own domain, I don't need to hide in the shitter.
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The only reason I close the door (if no-one's home) is too keep the smell from spreading around the house.
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I get injured and we win 9-0. Coincidence?

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Astro, any special requests if I send a package? A copy of Men's Health magazine, Skrillex CD, anything else? Also, where do I post it to? I'm too lazy to search right now.
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astro has my package arrived yet? i might have to send another next week to keep things moving
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i think tonight i;m going to cheat and go to a rave,

if 2 happens then probably 1 will,

but if 1 happens first then 2 probably won't,

or maybe it will

no one cares anyway,

see you in hell !
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Tapout for S&F president?

Reckon you'd need to at least do a marathon to qualify
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Job finished, $660 for the day, smells like victory!
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Well i gave the missus leave pass, so we can do beers tomorrow if you want mang.
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Well i gave the missus leave pass, so we can do beers tomorrow if you want mang.

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Oh man, I've definitely got bruised ribs. Body slammed by some big fobba bloke, not fun. Sorest I've ever been.

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The only reason I close the door (if no-one's home) is too keep the smell from spreading around the house.

This. DNW house smelling of shit.
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Beer is cold, Warriors are winning, and I just made a fat wad of cash. Life is good!
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aircon: all grades except 1s won. I would not want to be on their bus trip home.

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Beer is cold, Warriors are winning, and I just made a fat wad of cash. Life is good!

yeah buddy we heard you the first time about todays earnings, jeeeez
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aircon: all grades except 1s won. I would not want to be on their bus trip home.

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parra aint the easy beats they used to be. lol at rats though.
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Haha yeah definitely not. If you give them a sniff in the first 10 they fire up and get going.

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Astro, any special requests if I send a package? A copy of Men's Health magazine, Skrillex CD, anything else? Also, where do I post it to? I'm too lazy to search right now.

Check your fb. And can you send two Skrillex CDs? Doesn't matter if it's the same one.

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Why not sit on something that doesn't smell like the inside of you? Like a couch?

But that does smell like insides.

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Roo found me. Chance of useful excercise tomorrow rapidly decreasing. Sydney rapidly killing me.
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bought gf an ounce, going back to work to go out to a rave with waitress,

report tomorrow

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that’s terrible spastic
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lol sounds like a hoot

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bought gf an ounce, going back to work to go out to a rave with waitress,

report tomorrow

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Waste of good drugs IMO, kick the bitch to the curb.
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I'm master of my own domain, I don't need to hide in the shitter.

You have a longdrop-style couch where you can shit without getting up?

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Waste of good drugs IMO, kick the bitch to the curb.

Agree, any chick that would be excited about an ounce of green is a waste of time
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You have a longdrop-style couch where you can shit without getting up?

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His couch is only marginally less feral than that. Luckily our lounge is large enough to each have our own couches.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Sydney rapidly killing me.

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Fuck, she could wrap those quads around me any day.

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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^yeah, shit drug for lazy ****s.
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Went back to work, everyone was fucked up, the poor little chinese kitchen hand fell off his chair drunk then slept on the floor of the restaurant, the boss was trying to pay the waitresses $200 to flash everyone, then everyone left except for me, the head chef and two waitresses,

so yeah, long story short, i blew in her twice with no franger, my phone is now there, i work with her everyday, she is not now home, + i think she is craazy enough to pick up my phone is someone calls (gf probably), also had sex again this morning and spooned for an hour so now i think i like her even though she flies back to euro-town in 3 months

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Went back to work, everyone was fucked up, the poor little chinese kitchen hand fell off his chair drunk then slept on the floor of the restaurant, the boss was trying to pay the waitresses $200 to flash everyone, then everyone left except for me, the head chef and two waitresses,

so yeah, long story short, i blew in her twice with no franger, my phone is now there, i work with her everyday, she is not now home, + i think she is craazy enough to pick up my phone is someone calls (gf probably), also had sex again this morning and spooned for an hour so now i think i like her even though she flies back to euro-town in 3 months

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At least your cuddle story didn't involve blue balls.

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s'if. it's good for recovery, speeds up your metabolism and is calorie free
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I keep getting girls' phone numbers but don't convert, blue balls city here.

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I just have to try and not have feelings for her, probably karma for me if she does break my heart anyway !
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So did you dump your ball and chain yet?

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nah^

i figure i can maintain both for a while
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Supersetting girlfriends? Sounds like a recipe for balls rhabdo.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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