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06-May-12, 02:01pm Old #651

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06-May-12, 02:16pm Old #652

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nah^

i figure i can maintain both for a while

Lol nice juan peaker.

Let's see if I got the translation right.

"if I double up, with any luck I'll get caught out and the situation will resolve itself without any direct input on my behalf"

How did I do?
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06-May-12, 02:20pm Old #653

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Given his gfs prior record we're in for some serious entertainment when shit goes down.
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06-May-12, 02:23pm Old #654

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06-May-12, 02:24pm Old #655

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s'if. it's good for recovery, speeds up your metabolism and is calorie free

Lowers your testosterone too.

I just hate being slowed down.
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06-May-12, 02:27pm Old #656

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Lol nice juan peaker.

Let's see if I got the translation right.

"if I double up, with any luck I'll get caught out and the situation will resolve itself without any direct input on my behalf"

How did I do?

haha I reckon you were spot fucking on.
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06-May-12, 02:28pm Old #657

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Went back to work, everyone was fucked up, the poor little chinese kitchen hand fell off his chair drunk then slept on the floor of the restaurant, the boss was trying to pay the waitresses $200 to flash everyone, then everyone left except for me, the head chef and two waitresses,

so yeah, long story short, i blew in her twice with no franger, my phone is now there, i work with her everyday, she is not now home, + i think she is craazy enough to pick up my phone is someone calls (gf probably), also had sex again this morning and spooned for an hour so now i think i like her even though she flies back to euro-town in 3 months

/cuddle story
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06-May-12, 02:29pm Old #658

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Lowers your testosterone too.

I just hate being slowed down.

But it makes television so fucking good.
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06-May-12, 02:29pm Old #659

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I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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06-May-12, 02:30pm Old #660

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Bism - And gaming.
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06-May-12, 02:31pm Old #661

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06-May-12, 02:33pm Old #662

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Yep, I stopped smoking weed and now I barely watch TV and never play vidya games anymore

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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But it makes television so fucking good.

Ahh, this explains how I'm doing Always Sunny in Philadelphia wrong
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06-May-12, 02:40pm Old #664

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Lowers your testosterone too.

I just hate being slowed down.

so does alcohol though, so i figure whichever vice works for you...

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A derpydog will do anything for a tasty trout
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06-May-12, 02:43pm Old #665

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Yeah, having a couple of **** nuggets would slow me down considerably.
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06-May-12, 02:49pm Old #666

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I feel like it's been a while since we've had a decent peaker story, and it delivered.

Clarify on what kind of euro she is?
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06-May-12, 03:00pm Old #668

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Jeeezus, Nads

That's pushing it.
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06-May-12, 03:04pm Old #669

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I'm counting on Crabman for support on that one.
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06-May-12, 04:42pm Old #670

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Just got told via a mate back home on skype that I look smaller
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just stand closer to the camera
if i could think of something witty to say i'd put it here
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06-May-12, 04:53pm Old #672

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Synthol is a pretty quick and easy fix for that.
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06-May-12, 05:25pm Old #673

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I feel like it's been a while since we've had a decent peaker story, and it delivered.

Clarify on what kind of euro she is?

Hope it doesn't come across as a brag story too much, but i figured everyone likes to see the retard catch the helium balloon every now and then

But yeah, from Czech Republic,

Really crazy girls, really liberal with sex. Like her housemate asked me "don't you have any aussie friends I can fuck? i don't even care how they look, i'm sooo bored",


ps. 5 meter swell on Tuesday, SSW winds though, but still, pretty novelty !
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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jesus, kiwi, i think we could run a pet wash machine off your tears... cry moar
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06-May-12, 05:40pm Old #674

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Like her housemate asked me "don't you have any aussie friends I can fuck? i don't even care how they look, i'm sooo bored",

Is she hot?

If yes, pics and phone numbers please.
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06-May-12, 05:48pm Old #675

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Ah Czech chicks, always the same
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06-May-12, 05:50pm Old #676

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@ bumpy - Sorry i'm still scheming for my shot at the belt ^

anyway, back to fitness !
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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jesus, kiwi, i think we could run a pet wash machine off your tears... cry moar
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06-May-12, 06:18pm Old #677

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Drinking beers with Glenn in Newtown. Apparently he's run a marathon.
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06-May-12, 06:19pm Old #678

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06-May-12, 06:55pm Old #679

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@ bumpy - Sorry i'm still scheming for my shot at the belt ^

anyway, back to fitness !

Try for a 3-way with them both. Give yourself a hi-5 if you do.
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06-May-12, 06:59pm Old #680

It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.
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euro-wn hand.

Fuck.
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Hope it doesn't come across as a brag story too much, but i figured everyone likes to see the retard catch the helium balloon every now and then

But yeah, from Czech Republic,

Really crazy girls, really liberal with sex. Like her housemate asked me "don't you have any aussie friends I can fuck? i don't even care how they look, i'm sooo bored",


ps. 5 meter swell on Tuesday, SSW winds though, but still, pretty novelty !

Not a brag post (kind of is), but I know that feel bro. Currently torn between two girls, rains it pours hey?

Jelly on the swell, would kill for a wave. Housemate just bought a massive truck, so a trip to Cali is on the cards for July.

Man, 3/4 of a bottle of Appleton rum goes down a fucken treat.
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Czech yourself before you wreck yourself Peaker.
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06-May-12, 07:32pm Old #683

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^ I thought about going there, but it was too obvious....
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06-May-12, 07:36pm Old #684

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rains it pours hey?

Amen. Worst and best rule ever. I just came out of a prolonged drought into a fucking monsoonal natural disaster.
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It was a good speech. Didn't want to interrupt.
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Lets all high-five each other on how alpha we are.
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06-May-12, 07:39pm Old #686

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Lets all high-five each other on how alpha we are.

Fuck that, let's get together and touch wieners.

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I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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Lets all high-five each other on how alpha we are.

Not even talking about conquests, pal. But it doesnt hurt that it's part of the deal.
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06-May-12, 07:50pm Old #688

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lolololol I don't think any of us are Alpha in here at all. No one comes across that way.
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06-May-12, 08:11pm Old #689

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Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Glenn.
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Amen. Worst and best rule ever. I just came out of a prolonged drought into a fucking monsoonal natural disaster.

Ikwym. Got a root a couple of weeks ago and suddenly getting more play, got phone numbers off girls Friday/Saturday without even trying, think I'm definitely gonna have a crack at last night's, 5'11 Gwyneth Paltrow lookalike.
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^ I thought about going there, but it was too obvious....

I'm so ashamed.
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SM, I remember you complaining about 2 months ago how you were unemployed, no job prospects, no luck with the women and totally lost about what this year was going to look like for you. How times change ha
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06-May-12, 08:33pm Old #693

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06-May-12, 08:34pm Old #694

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SM, I remember you complaining about 2 months ago how you were unemployed, no job prospects, no luck with the women and totally lost about what this year was going to look like for you. How times change ha

Swings and roundabouts I guess bro. Feelsgoodman anyway.
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06-May-12, 08:49pm Old #697

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Fuck that, let's get together and touch wieners.

As long as there's a women in between I'm up for it

Where's my action, ****s? I guess I'd probably have to go looking for it

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Touching wieners is still gay, the presence of women is irrelevant.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that
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As long as there's a women

a singular plural, now I've seen everything
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