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nah^

i figure i can maintain both for a while

Lol nice juan peaker.

Let's see if I got the translation right.

"if I double up, with any luck I'll get caught out and the situation will resolve itself without any direct input on my behalf"

How did I do?
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Given his gfs prior record we're in for some serious entertainment when shit goes down.
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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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s'if. it's good for recovery, speeds up your metabolism and is calorie free

Lowers your testosterone too.

I just hate being slowed down.
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Lol nice juan peaker.

Let's see if I got the translation right.

"if I double up, with any luck I'll get caught out and the situation will resolve itself without any direct input on my behalf"

How did I do?

haha I reckon you were spot fucking on.
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Went back to work, everyone was fucked up, the poor little chinese kitchen hand fell off his chair drunk then slept on the floor of the restaurant, the boss was trying to pay the waitresses $200 to flash everyone, then everyone left except for me, the head chef and two waitresses,

so yeah, long story short, i blew in her twice with no franger, my phone is now there, i work with her everyday, she is not now home, +
i think she is craazy enough to pick up my phone is someone calls (gf probably), also had sex again this morning and spooned for an hour so now i think i like her even though she flies back to euro-town in 3 months

/cuddle story

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Lowers your testosterone too.

I just hate being slowed down.

But it makes television so fucking good.
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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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But it makes television so fucking good.

Ahh, this explains how I'm doing Always Sunny in Philadelphia wrong
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Lowers your testosterone too.

I just hate being slowed down.

so does alcohol though, so i figure whichever vice works for you...
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Yeah, having a couple of **** nuggets would slow me down considerably.
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I feel like it's been a while since we've had a decent peaker story, and it delivered.

Clarify on what kind of euro she is?
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Jeeezus, Nads

That's pushing it.
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I'm counting on Crabman for support on that one.
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Just got told via a mate back home on skype that I look smaller
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Synthol is a pretty quick and easy fix for that.
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I feel like it's been a while since we've had a decent peaker story, and it delivered.

Clarify on what kind of euro she is?

Hope it doesn't come across as a brag story too much, but i figured everyone likes to see the retard catch the helium balloon every now and then

But yeah, from Czech Republic,

Really crazy girls, really liberal with sex. Like her housemate asked me "don't you have any aussie friends I can fuck? i don't even care how they look, i'm sooo bored",


ps. 5 meter swell on Tuesday, SSW winds though, but still, pretty novelty !
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Like her housemate asked me "don't you have any aussie friends I can fuck? i don't even care how they look, i'm sooo bored",

Is she hot?

If yes, pics and phone numbers please.
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Ah Czech chicks, always the same
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@ bumpy - Sorry i'm still scheming for my shot at the belt ^

anyway, back to fitness !
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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@ bumpy - Sorry i'm still scheming for my shot at the belt ^

anyway, back to fitness !

Try for a 3-way with them both. Give yourself a hi-5 if you do.
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Hope it doesn't come across as a brag story too much, but i figured everyone likes to see the retard catch the helium balloon every now and then

But yeah, from Czech Republic,

Really crazy girls, really liberal with sex. Like her housemate asked me "don't you have any aussie friends I can fuck? i don't even care how they look, i'm sooo bored",


ps. 5 meter swell on Tuesday, SSW winds though, but still, pretty novelty !

Not a brag post (kind of is), but I know that feel bro. Currently torn between two girls, rains it pours hey?

Jelly on the swell, would kill for a wave. Housemate just bought a massive truck, so a trip to Cali is on the cards for July.

Man, 3/4 of a bottle of Appleton rum goes down a fucken treat.
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^ I thought about going there, but it was too obvious....
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rains it pours hey?

Amen. Worst and best rule ever. I just came out of a prolonged drought into a fucking monsoonal natural disaster.
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Lets all high-five each other on how alpha we are.
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Lets all high-five each other on how alpha we are.

Fuck that, let's get together and touch wieners.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Lets all high-five each other on how alpha we are.

Not even talking about conquests, pal. But it doesnt hurt that it's part of the deal.
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Amen. Worst and best rule ever. I just came out of a prolonged drought into a fucking monsoonal natural disaster.

Ikwym. Got a root a couple of weeks ago and suddenly getting more play, got phone numbers off girls Friday/Saturday without even trying, think I'm definitely gonna have a crack at last night's, 5'11 Gwyneth Paltrow lookalike.
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^ I thought about going there, but it was too obvious....

I'm so ashamed.
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SM, I remember you complaining about 2 months ago how you were unemployed, no job prospects, no luck with the women and totally lost about what this year was going to look like for you. How times change ha
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SM, I remember you complaining about 2 months ago how you were unemployed, no job prospects, no luck with the women and totally lost about what this year was going to look like for you. How times change ha

Swings and roundabouts I guess bro. Feelsgoodman anyway.
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Fuck that, let's get together and touch wieners.

As long as there's a women in between I'm up for it

Where's my action, ****s? I guess I'd probably have to go looking for it
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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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Touching wieners is still gay, the presence of women is irrelevant.

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As long as there's a women

a singular plural, now I've seen everything
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PM derelict for manual labour shit

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