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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I read that article this morning. And I'm curious... aside from feeding them viagra to keep them standing at attention, could she really have kept them well enough aroused to have sex with them against their will for that length of time?
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My mate took it once for fun. He said it was crazy and that it started hurting a lot, and it wouldn't go away. So maybe.
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She gets put in a hospital but if a dude did that it would be straight to the slammer.
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I've no doubt it could work with viagra. I'm more curious as to whether or not it could work without it.

^^ Especially consdering it's not her first offense!
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My mate took it once for fun. He said it was crazy and that it started hurting a lot, and it wouldn't go away. So maybe.

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sure you have a mate

1st read that as 'sure you have mate' but I now get that you are insinuating he has no friends
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I don't think that's what he was insinuating
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I ate a couple of Viagra a while back.... was pretty cool.

It doesn't make you instantly rock hard but once you get it up, it stays up. Blow your load but stay hard as a rock. Good times.
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Aside from "I can't walk" my fave bit was that she propositioned the cops for a quickie
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OK, I dropped my laptop. Luckily no major damage except now the battery keeps falling out at random moments.
I was thinking of taping it in, but since it's an older model widescreen it gets really hot.
Is there a heat resistant tape that would be suitable?
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I liked "she is trying to kill me with sex - I cannot get out and I cannot go on!"
Not a bad way to go really.
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OK, I dropped my laptop. Luckily no major damage except now the battery keeps falling out at random moments.
I was thinking of taping it in, but since it's an older model widescreen it gets really hot.
Is there a heat resistant tape that would be suitable?

Electrical tape, but it's not very sticky.

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This is going to make me sound like a dick, but I've been having a problem with girls asking me out (to drinks/coffee/etc). The most recent one is cray (but also apparently nympho) and waaaay too complicated for me at the best of times. I would like peoples' thoughts on good ways of saying no without a) coming off as too presumptuous and b) not being offensive (or a dick). Some of these girls are friends of friends who have stalked me down via facebook, Some I have hooked up with and they got my phone number from others etc.

My quandary (such as it is) is this: if I say "I'm not interested in dating" it presumes that's what they're after, although it's true from my part it makes me seem like a dick. My other option is to go for a drink or whatever with them and then say later that I don't think we're compatible/not interested in dating/whatever, but I would prefer to have a solid, decent response from the get go as I am inherently lazy.

Advice would be appreciated, esp from le ladies.

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Not another one! I'll keep the panties though, Ange. Never know when I might need them.
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Leave them in a corner of your bedroom. Then, after getting sexy with the ladies, be all 'ah, crap, the missus will be home soon!' and point to the panties.
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I liked "she is trying to kill me with sex - I cannot get out and I cannot go on!"
Not a bad way to go really.

Yes, being raped to death does sound fun
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i had the same problem when i was living in italy, all the girls would say "Potete fermare me doccia da guardare i cespugli"...my italian isnt very good but i think it means something like we love the australian boy

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My mate took it once for fun. He said it was crazy and that it started hurting a lot, and it wouldn't go away. So maybe.

I have heard that sometimes if you take to much, or are just unlucky, and it doesn't go away...you get to go to hospital and they have to syringe it and take out a lot of blood.

Maybe bad viagra is a ploy to get more blood donations :O
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In a country where i travelled once, i bought a four pack of viagra, anyway, person i was there with at the time took 3 and i just took one,

then her vagina started burning, so obv too much blood was rushing there, so she had to stop and put an icepack on her vag,

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I have heard that sometimes if you take to much, or are just unlucky, and it doesn't go away...you get to go to hospital and they have to syringe it and take out a lot of blood.

Maybe bad viagra is a ploy to get more blood donations :O

this is true

it once happened to my friend Gay Focker (yes that is his name i didnt make it up)....anyway Gay Focker's father in law accidently took them and he needed the injection

boy oh boy, if you knew my friend Gay he has some of the craziest stories
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In a country where i travelled once, i bought a four pack of viagra, anyway, person i was there with at the time took 3 and i just took one,

then her vagina started burning, so obv too much blood was rushing there, so she had to stop and put an icepack on her vag,

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As much as I appreciate that sotry, what kind of stupid fucking female decides to take Viagra?!

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I wouldn't rule out the idea of taking it, especially if I were on the disco biscuits - does pretty much the same thing. Sends a rush of blood to your "lady bits" making them more sensitive.
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As much as I appreciate that sotry, what kind of stupid fucking female decides to take Viagra?!

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I know there is such a thing as female Viagra and other things such as that. Don't think the run of a mill blue pill would have a positive effect on women though, just as I would assume men shouldn't take female Viagra.
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Each time I here of Viagra, it just sounds so damn painful, I hope I won't ever have to use it.....


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I wouldn't rule out the idea of taking it, especially if I were on the disco biscuits - does pretty much the same thing. Sends a rush of blood to your "lady bits" making them more sensitive.

are disco bisciuts the same as ectasy dance tablets?
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especially if I were on the disco biscuits - does pretty much the same thing.

I think you need a new dealer.
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So I started my quest to grow a beard and im up to day 5 now. Work hasnt said anything surprisingly but I think by next week they will. Can they force me to shave it off? Last time I tried they told me if I want to grow it I have to go on holidays but since then the company has restructured and turn to shit so its alot easier to get away with things now.
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So I started my quest to grow a beard and im up to day 5 now. Work hasnt said anything surprisingly but I think by next week they will. Can they force me to shave it off? Last time I tried they told me if I want to grow it I have to go on holidays but since then the company has restructured and turn to shit so its alot easier to get away with things now.

Bottom line, they can ask you to shave and if you don't comply they can respond how they want to. It depends on your work place, your boss and how awesome your beard is. If you manage to keep it, you'll probably want to trim it and groom and all that so it still looks presentable.

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Bottom line, they can ask you to shave and if you don't comply they can respond how they want to. It depends on your work place, your boss and how awesome your beard is. If you manage to keep it, you'll probably want to trim it and groom and all that so it still looks presentable.

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Cheers, I work in retail buit im more back in house so I tend to be able to get away with things other cant. Boss actually commented on it today and looks like im alright to keep on growing. Its the first 4-6 weeks which is going to be the crappy part as im not going to touch it until its at a decent length. After that im going to get it cut by a barber and maintain it myself, well thats the plan.
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haaaaa- once I was working in a shit kicking job I didn't care about (with a mate), constantly unshaven-we were known as the "furry boys" .Word kept coming down from the very top that the big man wanted us to be clean shaven. Our direct boss bought a pack of razors saying here you go shave when you get to work. I swiped that pack of razors and kept them at home for the weekends.
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Romie... internet high-five! You have to post a pic once your beautiful beard has come into bloom!
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That's pretty much exactly how my brain / memory works.
I also have some freakish talent for being able to remember numbers.

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Same haha. Before the whole smart phone thing I was ridiculous.

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omg me too! People always think I have strange recollections and remember numbers stupidly well. I love filling out official forms because I just know all of my numbers etc...

Prove it, what are your drivers licence, medicare, passport and CC numbers?
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Prove it, what are your drivers licence, medicare, passport and CC numbers?

I'm so tired that I very nearly replied to this...
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hey angelbel, from some other thread you said you've met me b4, i can't remember ever meeting anyone from the internet ever,

can you pls elaborate, it is doing my head in !

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Each time I here of Viagra, it just sounds so damn painful, I hope I won't ever have to use it.....


...for at least the next decade.

Yeah I think every story I've heard about Viagra has been about the hard on that wouldn't go away, or a near total lack of orgasms for the lad taking it.
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hey angelbel, from some other thread you said you've met me b4, i can't remember ever meeting anyone from the internet ever,

can you pls elaborate, it is doing my head in !

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I met this girl and she's taken quite a liking to me. While I do like her back, I am mindful of the fact that bachelorhood's something I have taken a liking to this year, and I don't have any long term plans of not being single anytime soon (IE, I can do the casual dating thing, have a bit of fun here and there, but I don't want anything really serious right now). What's the best way of bringing it up and letting her know without feelings getting hurt?

I'm guessing the best thing to do would be to tell her how I feel, and if she's ok with that then great, but if she's after more than I give her right now then I understand that too?

She's a great girl, but I've been single for about 6 months now after an 18 month relationship and just enjoying not having to worry about anyone else right now, I've also taken up diving and usually spend at least one day most of my weekends diving which aside from being a relatively solitary thing, she has asthma and can't dive. Also... she likes hardstyle **shudder**

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