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Its true. Cleaner doodles are so much nicer
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Please don't tell me you posted that seriously?

I did. I checked and it is the Dominican Repbulic, but that's in the Caribbean isn't it, my bad
Story is true though, the condition is quite common there.
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I'm 6 foot 5 and have a six inch cock.

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I'm 6'6 and ummm

well put it this way, First thing pigman said to me was "Hi, I hear you have a massive dick"

Circumsized or not you should be cleaning it goddam it
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Rabicemann - That's an average size but it would look small since you are so tall. ohnoes.

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well put it this way, First thing pigman said to me was "Hi, I hear you have a massive dick"

I was being sarcastic. I'd heard from your brother that you were called "maggot" by your mates at school.
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I was going to post my measurements here, but I only have a standard 30cm/12" ruler.
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The only thing about being so tall is that unless its like 15 inches or something.. its just going to look normal.
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Its true. Cleaner doodles are so much nicer

Flashes at loopi for approval :blush:

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Originally Posted by Pigman

I was going to post my measurements here, but I only have a standard 30cm/12" ruler.



Will this be sufficient ?
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Originally Posted by LowJohnny

My dick will grow before your brain does that's for damn sure.

I am a bit dissappointed with your fkd up attitude.. From my memory it was YOU who started this thread..

So please keep worrying about your shlong, and leave my brain out of this discussion.
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I've primarily been with short guys. I I went through a 'short guy' phase. Then that changed recently since I found them to have 'short man syndrome'. Then the first tall guy I was with I was converted.

I have to agree the taller they are the bigger they are. But I'm from the school of thought that believe 'its not the wand its the magician'
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Originally Posted by loopi

Its true. Cleaner doodles are so much nicer

wtf do you think we dudes with foreskins do with our cocks? soil testing?
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Originally Posted by Marzy

I know an endocronologist (who deals with cocks on a daily basis) and he said that if anything, generally the tall skinny guys have bigger dicks.

I've seen some scrawny men who've been very blessed. No correlation between height and size in my experience.
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wtf do you think we dudes with foreskins do with our cocks? soil testing?


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Originally Posted by Pigman

I was going to post my measurements here, but I only have a standard 30cm/12" ruler.

you need millimetre's eh dude
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you need millimetre's eh dude

*boom tish*

I'd actually been waiting to see who would be the first to say it.

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Originally Posted by Marzy

I know an endocronologist (who deals with cocks on a daily basis) and he said that if anything, generally the tall skinny guys have bigger dicks.

mmmmm, tall and skinnnnnyyyy

im always going for tall lanky guys, i remember this one guy Stuart, id had a crush on him for sooooo long, he looked like he had an eating disorder (like me) and when i finally saw him in the shower:



i almost ran


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So that's why u walk that way! Ah.
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So that's why u walk that way! Ah.

nah, i do the born again virgin walk now, all my bits have packed up and gone home cos theyre sick of standing around waiting for something to happen :p
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I always thought one of the most accurate comparions in measurement was from the end of a mans index to his thumb? Heard it somewhere, and have no idea if it's true.

.. and I am in no way prepared to describe my personal opinion any more. hah!
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Are men in pornos tall? Perhaps they should measure porn stars average height and shoe size to see if these rumours are true.


(Oh, and I'd like to join the tall club on here. I'm 6'5)
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You are All guilty of fornication and "Folly" as this is the reason the Lord cast the angels from heaven, for if you wish to be close to the lord, one must try to not to commit sins of the flesh or of the eyes and worst of all in his eyes PRIDE!

What about brown eyes?
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i was tall for my age in grade 6

and in bali i was taller than average there
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I think that is because he is black
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black and tall

however i dont think it works like that...im wayy darker in the summer, however i have found no correlation
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How good are short skinny little wog chicks with huge boobs?

I think they need a mention in here also
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that’s terrible spastic
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How good are short skinny little wog chicks with huge boobs?

I think they need a mention in here also

What? Marias with uni brows? And t4lK l1k d1z HOMG BROOOOOO
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You are All guilty of fornication and "Folly" as this is the reason the Lord cast the angels from heaven, for if you wish to be close to the lord, one must try to not to commit sins of the flesh or of the eyes and worst of all in his eyes PRIDE!

Has to be one of the best 7 year old thread bumps. Just for the record, I'm a short bloke and my cock is massive...

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You are All guilty of fornication and "Folly" as this is the reason the Lord cast the angels from heaven, for if you wish to be close to the lord, one must try to not to commit sins of the flesh or of the eyes and worst of all in his eyes PRIDE!



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have we confirmed with our resident gigantor? Slicy, what you packing? I mean, purely for scientific purposes of course!
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How good are short skinny little wog chicks with huge boobs?

I think they need a mention in here also

i like that one i see that hangs out at my local shopping center and wears her tight everlast top n adidas trackes....
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Do bigger schlongs mean better sex ladies?

I only ask as my penis is tiny and I can't get an erection anyway and my penis smells of crusty blue vein cheese.

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don't worry about it, my dick is only 2 inches fully erect + its on my head,

really makes it hard to kiss and have sex at the same time

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also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I just spotted this little dude walking down Victoria St in Melbourne, you can't really tell by the pic but judging by the size of his shoes he probably has a cock down to his knees!! Seriously he was flapping along like an over-fed penguin, they must've been about size 13 or something.

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Size 13 is fucking tiny.
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Size 13 is fucking tiny.

Not when you're 3'5".
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Since when is size 13 tiny? Not everybody is a giant like you Big Fledzo Giant.
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Since I grew up to be taller than everyone else of course. I'm so large, I'm affecting gravity.
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