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I'm bored and I demand more useless 'likes'. So, if I get enough likes to push me over 1,000 within 3 days, I'll do whatever the highest liked post in this thread commands of me. Only stipulation is that it has to be something that I can post on ITM, and I don't want to do something that could hurt (this concern does not cover others). Could be hilarious, get going.
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I think you should start building something in your backyard, like a clubhouse with a bar. If you don't have a backyard then go find a nice location on some unused land.

post photos of the construction process
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The current most-liked post is one from Andosound @ about 50 likes. You need to achieve that 6 times over before the weekend, and I don't think you'll do it with just the OP. If you can get a comparable number of people on board, you'll still need them to like multiple posts in this thread to reach your goal.

Make them good. Rally the troops. Let's do this.

Gonefishin raises a good point. If we decide on your task now, you can photoblog the preparation which will build hype (and likes) throughout the week.
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100 likes per day is a lot to ask for.
Ummm I dunno maybe you should film yourself eating bugs and drinking pee Bear Grylls style?

But yeah as Gruso said you need maybe atleast 10 posts in dis thread, then 10 ppl could like each of them, makes it more realistic you would achieve your goal.
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I went to a selective high school so there was some pretty good minds there (read: stoners) and one day we decided to build a fort. So we cut down trees in the adjoining bush, stole some corrugated iron from over the road, build benches in woodwork and found some pallets to use as flooring. Best stoner hut ever.

Of course someone had to go and ruin the fun and report it so the groundsman had to pull it down. He commented on how structurally sound it was.

Not sure what this has to do with OP im just bored at work and the random comments thread is down the page somewhere.
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Bug eating and pee swilling is probably right on the edge of what I'd be willing to do, but I think it'd be more fun to do something more substantial.
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Bug eating and pee swilling is probably right on the edge of what I'd be willing to do, but I think it'd be more fun to do something more substantial.

eat a poo pie?
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eat a poo pie?

This probably falls into the 'harmful' category.

Think bigger! Think something that will be just as hilarious to document as it will be to carry out. Probably willing to spend $100 on stuff.
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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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I think you should shave only one side of your face (and/or head for bonus likes) for the next 4 weeks and let the other side grow as it pleases and post a picture each day in the post a pic of yourself thread.
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I think you should shave only one side of your face (and/or head for bonus likes) for the next 4 weeks and let the other side grow as it pleases and post a picture each day in the post a pic of yourself thread.

Sides of my head are already shaved, and my baby face can't grow hair
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Watch every video in Marshy's youtube channel on repeat for 48 hours. Document your descent into madness.

Last edited by Chesterfield: 09-May-12 at 12:50pm

Reason: Conor obviously got the word "descent" in his latest spelling bee

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Surely that falls under the "I don't want to do something that could hurt" clause?

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hmmmm sounds like a dodgy pyramid scheme imo

Karma train imo.
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Get the ITM logo tattooed on your left bum cheek
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I'm only posting in here so i get more likes than trAse
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the easisest way would be just to whore yourself out eg I would give you one like for every 10 you gave me-you can go soliciting your deal in all the parts of itm where peeps hang out
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I'm only posting in here so i get more likes than trAse

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Take F74 or Smith out on a romantic date.

A photo journal would be required, videos too if the situation warrants such.
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Take F74 or Smith out on a romantic date.

A photo journal would be required, videos too if the situation warrants such.

Would do, I'd put out too for free.
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Post of a video of you attempting the cinnamon challenge.
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You should try and replicate pete's chilli eating video. Except eat two of them.
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thread is in like overload...spreading the love
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Watch every video in Marshy's youtube channel on repeat for 48 hours. Document your decent into madness.

Descent?

Good idea though.
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Descent?

Good idea though.

Add acid and we may have a smash hit.

Direct by M Night Shyamalan
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You should join the circus and then post pictures of you in a clown suit blowing a midget.
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You should join the circus and then post pictures of you in a clown suit blowing a midget.

I've already got a bunch of those videos from my earlier years.
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Sweet, sling us a copy?
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best make up your mind and get busy before your thread sinks like a stone imo
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I like the tattoo idea.



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fucked international break at it yet again fuck off already

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best make up your mind and get busy before your thread sinks like a stone imo

Nothing jumps out as a brilliant idea yet, IMO. Was hoping for something that would involve more than 20 seconds of carrying it out.
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I'd do this, how much effort is involved? I'm not sure how studying a religion will make for good entertainment though...
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