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If Liverpool hadn't hit the post so many times



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10-May-12, 04:00pm Old #352

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If Liverpool hadn't hit the Pole so many times...

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10-May-12, 06:23pm Old #355

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Didn't see this on the highlights package...

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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10-May-12, 06:26pm Old #357

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what is he thinking... he's not even close to the ball. should be a 10 game ban minimum
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10-May-12, 06:26pm Old #358

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10-May-12, 06:38pm Old #359

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Yep, why do they not look at that post match and punish appropriately? That would get rid of most of it quite quick.
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Because the FA are a bunch of fuckwits.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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10-May-12, 07:11pm Old #364

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I don't see nothing wrong... with a little bacon rind...
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10-May-12, 07:17pm Old #365

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10-May-12, 07:42pm Old #367

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that Essien tackle is a disgrace - why hasnt it copped any media attention?

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10-May-12, 07:43pm Old #368

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It's the angle. If you see it from far enough away it really doesn't look that bad.
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It's the angle. If you see it from far enough away it really doesn't look that bad.

Thats what she said!

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The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious ****s? Where is the god of tits and wine?
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10-May-12, 07:58pm Old #372

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That's what happens when you lose talent you once had.rage

Word. He's been gash since coming back from his injury.

Defo should be moved on.
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Didn't see this on the highlights package...

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I don't see nothing wrong... with a little bacon rind...
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10-May-12, 08:11pm Old #374

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He pulls out anyway.
Carroll goes down way too easy, isn't he supposed to be tough.
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even though he is pretty shit these days, he's surely still a better player than mikel...

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He pulls out anyway.
Carroll goes down way too easy, isn't he supposed to be tough.

tough? he is like 6'4 and 70kg. his physique resembles a heroin addict more than a professional athlete. and he has a fucking ponytail

he's spent more time on the ground this season than he has on his feet, the big girl.
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wut

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It was a joke that flew over everyone
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tough? he is like 6'4 and 70kg. his physique resembles a heroin addict more than a professional athlete. and he has a fucking ponytail

he's spent more time on the ground this season than he has on his feet, the big girl.

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Under.

Ok, under, over.

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He pulls out anyway.
Carroll goes down way too easy, isn't he supposed to be tough.

Come on, both feet in the back of the leg? Anyone would go down under that challenge, it's absolutely disgusting.
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Last day of the season is thoroughly entertaining. Couple of the games I have my eye on -

Stoke v Bolton
Bolton currently on 35 points, in the drop zone at 17th.
Stoke with not really much to play for but to finish 14th or potentially 11th (guessing there may be a difference in the amount of money that the club receives).
Albeit not easy to win away at Stoke, Bolton I would think will still feel they can do it, and have a very good shot still at getting out of the drop zone. Nothing short of a win will see them stay up providing QPR loses to Man City. Reo Coker has done it before playing for West Ham and beating Utd at Old Trafford to stay up.

Man City v QPR
QPR at 37 points, 16th place 2 points above Bolton.
Man City will feel they have to win this game to win the title. A draw may still see them claim it, however they would not want to rely on Man U drawing or losing away at Sunderland.
A draw for QPR will see them stay up above Bolton, even if Bolton win (QPR better goal difference). QPR to do a 'Chelsea' and park the bus, frustrating the hell out of City and ending up getting the result they want. Therefore Utd winning the title perhaps.
QPR have nearly as much to play for as City (arguably even more) in this match which may lead to the downfall of City. Added spice of revenge for Hughes, returning to the club that as Fergie put it 'unethically' sacked him.



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Come on, both feet in the back of the leg? Anyone would go down under that challenge, it's absolutely disgusting.

True but Carroll would have fallen over anyway so Essien was just trying to speed the game up a bit

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Essien didn't have his skateboard with him, so he thought he'd try Caroll's leg instead.
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Essien didn't have his skateboard with him, so he thought he'd try Caroll's leg instead.

A kickstamp eggplant 180 manual, no?
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A kickstamp eggplant 180 manual, no?

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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He pulls out anyway.
Carroll goes down way too easy, isn't he supposed to be tough.

You are either a troll or retarded and blind.
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tough? he is like 6'4 and 70kg. his physique resembles a heroin addict more than a professional athlete. and he has a fucking ponytail

he's spent more time on the ground this season than he has on his feet, the big girl.

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Much better then the scums.

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We took a look at his goods when we got him home. I never want to see anything like that again - it looked like his penis had been traumatically amputated and stitched back on by a blind grandmother with no arms.
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Much better then the scums.

WTF thats their jursey looks like a tshirt
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Looks a bit like a red version of the Spurs white kit.

I think it looks a bit like a school shirt but other then that i think it will grow on me.

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Damn, thats actually okay.



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oh and if Watson isn't in front of the brownlow after 5 rounds, I will post a photo of my left testicle at the end of the season.

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