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Also: If I knew it didn't disclose pledge amounts, I would've pledged more

you can still help - peaker will donate $20 for a pic of your arse
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i'll donate $20 for a pic of your arse

Date or cheeks?

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Bloody hell 2:30 and it's still only 7c in Hobart, cold enough for ya robot?
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It's seven here now, and we were just saying how nice it is out.

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27C and 76% here.
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It's 20 here. I'm going to the park to work on my goal kicks.

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Bloody hell 2:30 and it's still only 7c in Hobart, cold enough for ya robot?

We're looking after the mother in laws dog, he keeps walking around the house with his lead in his mouth trying to get me to take him for a walk, there is no way im stepping outside today! Highlands are shut down and the mountain is shut atthe springs, plenty of snow about.
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That too. Bang on.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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We're looking after the mother in laws dog, he keeps walking around the house with his lead in his mouth trying to get me to take him for a walk, there is no way im stepping outside today! Highlands are shut down and the mountain is shut atthe springs, plenty of snow about.

it is currently warmer on Macquarie Island than it is at Liawenee.
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DB shoulder press 3x8 35lb
Squat 1x20 75kg (bodyweight widowmaker)
DB Lat raise 1x12 5kg, 2x12 3kg
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Squat 3x5 105kg
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DB shoulder press 3x8 35lb
Squat 1x20 75kg (bodyweight widowmaker)
DB Lat raise 1x12 5kg, 2x12 3kg
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Fuck 7 degrees it's cold enough here in Melbourne.

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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that’s terrible spastic
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Yes, he spilled my drink that son of a bitch...


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It's 20 here. I'm going to the park to work on my goal kicks.

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Fuck 7 degrees it's cold enough here in Melbourne.

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Leave me alone I have a cold

4 degrees in Holbrook now, decided to stop for the night cause I cbf driving the rest of the way to Melbourne til tomorrow. Lucky the local pub has air-conditioned rooms for $30/night!
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Standing in a cold field at 8:30 in the rain in the far western suburbs of Melbourne for an away soccer match after a rushed McDonalds breakfast in the car is pretty much exactly what I dreamed of for Mothers Day.

*insert punctuation where needed
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You probably did. Cocks are bigger than hens and yield more meat, plus they don't need to keep as many around for reproduction.

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Standing in a cold field at 8:30 in the rain in the far western suburbs of Melbourne for an away soccer match after a rushed McDonalds breakfast in the car is pretty much exactly what I dreamed of for Mothers Day.

*insert punctuation where needed

Reading the newspaper with the heating on looking out over the water with my mum 1000km away from me is pretty much how I pictured my mothers day.
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Well, we had a major meltdown mid-match (late night last night, followed by coach refusing him the goalie position, because he's quite valuable as a defender). Spent 10 minutes talking him down - "no DS for a week", etc. He yelled "I hate you" at me, rejoined the team, hipchecked a player & played the best 10 minutes he's ever played, so mixed feelings on that one.

It will all be worth it when he grows up & tells me he never asked to be born & everything I ever did was wrong though.

Trying to find that balance between being the "you ruined mother's day", guilt-as-a-weapon mother & letting them know they hurt you is a tricky one.

Mothers Day can go & suck a fuck.
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He yelled "I hate you" at me, rejoined the team, hipchecked a player & played the best 10 minutes he's ever played, so mixed feelings on that one.

Fuck yeah, get mad and frimpong some ****s, littlemangina.

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I'll literally eat a shit if you can honestly tell me you've never heard that from your kids.
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Fuck yeah, get mad and frimpong some ****s, littlemangina.



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It just reminds me of what I shitfight I was when I was a kid. Better ring the boss and wish her a happy mother's day.

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Well, we had a major meltdown mid-match (late night last night, followed by coach refusing him the goalie position, because he's quite valuable as a defender). Spent 10 minutes talking him down - "no DS for a week", etc. He yelled "I hate you" at me, rejoined the team, hipchecked a player & played the best 10 minutes he's ever played, so mixed feelings on that one.

It will all be worth it when he grows up & tells me he never asked to be born & everything I ever did was wrong though.

Trying to find that balance between being the "you ruined mother's day", guilt-as-a-weapon mother & letting them know they hurt you is a tricky one.

Mothers Day can go & suck a fuck.



happy mothers day, from us
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Fuck yeah, get mad and frimpong some ****s, littlemangina.

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It just reminds me of what I shitfight I was when I was a kid. Better ring the boss and wish her a happy mother's day.

Too fucking true. I told my mum last week I wouldn't be coming around for mother's day because I'm too busy, but I'm going to surprise her today

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Aww thanks Misso

Lunch at my favourite restaurant & good manners all round for 2 hours, so everything went better than expected after all.
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Thanks for the heads up Peaker.

Although I'm not sure that's the present your mum wants from you.

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Too fucking true. I told my mum last week I wouldn't be coming around for mother's day because I'm too busy, but I'm going to surprise her today

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derp wouldn't go round for mother's day but he would

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@Tapout - bought a whole duck and some Peking duck wraps for tonight. I'll have one for you.
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No plans tonight - should be out chasing moisties, too shattered to get off the couch - feelsbadman
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@Tapout - bought a whole duck and some Peking duck wraps for tonight. I'll have one for you.

Split a duck with Derp, Gina and other whilst in Melbourne, so fucking good, so jealous of you ****s that can get it whenever you want
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