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The whole preorder thing is a joke. Here, have my money 8 months out from release so you can make a butt load of interest on me. In this day and age where theres a JB HiFi on every street corner (and digital downloads so easy) why would you need to preorder anything?

Another one - Electronics Boutique offering "disc protection" for an additional five bucks or something. Never mind teir already inflated prices but im pretty sure one of the selling points of bluray discs is that theyre stupid strong and rarely scratch. Piss off EB, piss off.
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Ok just put all the ideas together, but it's way over the maximum of 12.

2 threads with polls? Should I single post the ideas and count the likes? Or permalink to posts and count the likes?


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Perform Purple Rain
Clubhouse with a bar
Watch all of Marshy's YouTube videos
Cinnamon challenge
Replicate Pete's chilli eating video
Full body compression gear at a gym and hitting on every girl
Convert to Islam
French kiss Marshy
Frozen sheet of piss
Korean pop song about testicles
New music video for Rebecca Black's Friday
Smoke a heap of meth and make a dancing guy video
Find F74 a job
Spend a day with the ITM logo on forehead
Answer watsakerring's text message
Edward Fortyhands
Build a trebuchet
Paddle across bay on home-made raft
Get a photo with an inmate
Burn Diablo 3 CE
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Whilst you have the ITM logo on your forehead, smoke a heap of meth, go to the gym in full body compression gear and make a video of it, then use that video as Rebecca Black's new friday clip
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Perform Purple Rain
Clubhouse with a bar
Watch all of Marshy's YouTube videos
Cinnamon challenge
Replicate Pete's chilli eating video
Full body compression gear at a gym and hitting on every girl
Convert to Islam
French kiss Marshy
Frozen sheet of piss
Korean pop song about testicles
New music video for Rebecca Black's Friday
Smoke a heap of meth and make a dancing guy video
Find F74 a job
Spend a day with the ITM logo on forehead
Answer watsakerring's text message
Edward Fortyhands
Build a trebuchet
Paddle across bay on home-made raft
Get a photo with an inmate
Burn Diablo 3 CE (load it into your trebuchet, fire in the direction of infidels)

i'd like to see you combine the ones i've highlighted

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Yes. Catapult burning copy of Diablo 3 CE into the bay, to the sounds of a durka war cry.

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Get on your god damn man-made boat already. Please.
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man-made boat

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Ok, I've taken the liberty of narrowing the list down to poll-size. Excluded items below with explanations. I also think the challenge needs to be a combo of the top two or three voted entries.

Perform Purple Rain
Korean pop song about testicles
New music video for Rebecca Black's Friday
Cinnamon challenge
Replicate Pete's chilli eating video
Full body compression gear at a gym and hitting on every girl
Convert to Islam
Spend a day with the ITM logo on forehead
Build a trebuchet
Paddle across bay on home-made raft
Get a photo with an inmate
Burn Diablo 3 CE


Clubhouse with a bar Too drawn out, no punchline
Watch all of Marshy's YouTube videos Too easy, lame
French kiss Marshy Interstate, too hard
Frozen sheet of piss Good prank but our victim is trAse, not some other pleb
Smoke a heap of meth and make a dancing guy video Choose life
Find F74 a job Impossible
Answer watsakerring's text message Too easy, lame
Edward Fortyhands Choose life
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Frozen sheet of piss Good prank but our victim is trAse, not some other pleb

good point.


Someone do it to trAse. I'll give you one (1) like
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Someone do it to trAse. I'll give you one (1) like

and my axe
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ohhh ... Can you feel that!?






That's the warm fuzzy feeling you get when you're a part of a community that works together to solve problems.
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I believe I suggested bear grylls style eating of bugs and drinking of urine?
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If we combine the three song challenges into a medley, we'll free up two poll options.
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This is so last week, we need a new person to shower in likes.
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This is so last week, we need a new person to shower in likes.

*raises hand*
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Wait do like's actually do something or are you all just pretending they are the gay karma crap from reddit.

I thought the point was to like posts you actually like to show appreciation.
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I didn't like your post because i thought it was shit.
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karma karma karma karma karma chameleon.
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The main thing you need to know is that if a like is given then a like is received

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ohhh ... Can you feel that!?

That's the warm fuzzy feeling

Thats wee going down my leg
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Why does everyone wanna see me burn Diablo? Has my ex-GF spoken to all of you? Would be a boring 30 second clip of me burning a cardboard box, soooo many better ideas in that list.
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From the sounds of it, a better idea would be a video of trAse actually logging into the Diablo servers. That would send the battle.net forums into a murderous frenzy.
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Why does everyone wanna see me burn Diablo? Has my ex-GF spoken to all of you? Would be a boring 30 second clip of me burning a cardboard box, soooo many better ideas in that list.

Agreed, it is kinda pointless. Leave it out if you will. Let's get this fuckin' poll started.
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Film yourself on a DIII bender fuelled by Jolt Cola and Cheetos. Publish at like 10x speed or something. Try to break the WORLD DJ RECORD duration.

Stream live at the same time.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Life trainwreck stories, bewbs, mod angering drug implicated posts and 2fast2furious only.

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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He's well over 200 likes more than his original quota and still no results. New poll:

Should trAse give the likes back?
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Those likes have a better life living with their new white parents.
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Just like what I said to your mum: my poll's up.
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Why does everyone wanna see me burn Diablo? Has my ex-GF spoken to all of you?

I'd do anything for LIKES...

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You two should date. After dinner you should go back to his and arm yourself with a strap on and fuck him in the ass till it bleeds. Film the results and post to redtube so we can all laugh at him.

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and ridicule the size of his cock. No homo.
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has anyone ever "unliked" ?
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

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You two should date. After dinner you should go back to his and arm yourself with a strap on and fuck him in the ass till it bleeds. Film the results and post to redtube so we can all laugh at him.

Spoiler:
and ridicule the size of his cock. No homo.

Meh, I'm open to that. You cute, Fuzzy?
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Meh, I'm open to that. You cute, Fuzzy?

hm.. perhaps i am
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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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no isn't a safe word so it means yes.
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this thread needs pice re: fuzzys cuteness
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Yeah, I've forgotten what she looks like.
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OMG are you serious?

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It's ok, I just went back through my computer and found the folder called spank bank. Now I remember what you look like.
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Thats something the guy in your avatar would say.
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I am that guy.
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