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i think the hotter the gf the greater the sexdrive too...im sure there would be a sex drive to attractiveness ratio and a pretty graph to explain

It's not the hotter the girlfriend it's how attracted YOU are to your girlfriend.

I've been with girls who my mates haven't found attractive but at the time I wouldn't have wanted to be with anyone else in the world and my mates have had girlfriends and have been in the same situation. I've also been on dates with girls that my mates have talked up as the best thing since sliced bread, and yeah she might have been hot, but there was just no attraction between us, and thus no sex drive.

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you raise a good point...however there will also be individuals who need validation to ensure she is good looking enough...this is the ratio i am referring to

the ratio you are looking for is the sex drive to level of attractiveness ratio...thats a whole different ball game
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I'm with plan-b. Being attracted to someone on a deeper level definitely makes them "hotter" if you will. It also works in reverse.
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Is porn in a relationships a thing?
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Is porn in a relationships a thing?


I think it could/should be
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Of course you'd think that - you're awesome.

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I don't see why it shouldn't be though! Most girls like it also. Why not watch it together?
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Why not perform it together
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That's the best thing about TV basically all being softcore porn these days, you don't even need to be all "Wanna watch porn together?".

You just bung on some Spartacus or some Game of Thrones. Job done.

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Is porn in a relationships a thing?

You mean watching? Or filming?
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Why not perform it together

that comment works perfectly with your avatar

i have read the comment and looked at your avatars reaction about 10 times over
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Watching, separately. For instance if I was gone for a week or something or vice versa. Hypothetical situation that came up last night during discussion. She considered it akin to cheating.
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I would not have picked that.

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Ah in my opinion it isn't cheating, it is just doing your thing with some visual aid.
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Watching, separately. For instance if I was gone for a week or something or vice versa. Hypothetical situation that came up last night during discussion. She considered it akin to cheating.

That is very harsh,as your self-appointed relationship lawyer i do believe there would be some grey areas that would get you off scott free;

(1) should a (non pornographic) movie or medium contain pornographic material it could be argued that your intention for watching the movie or engaging the medium did not rely on this factor

(2) there is no by law attaining to accessory to porn, should the porn be put on by someone else it would only be common curtsey you watch it

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Watching, separately. For instance if I was gone for a week or something or vice versa. Hypothetical situation that came up last night during discussion. She considered it akin to cheating.

That is fucking ridiculous, enjoy your swollen testicles dude

Next will be an array of seriously stupid questions such as "if you could change one physical aspect of me, what would it be?"

I found my partner to be the same in the 1st year or so of our relationship, so 'akin to cheating' when in actuality she was unsure how to bring up the subject, and if it went forward, how to address that she would prefer to watch a GangBang scene, say, over 2 chicks together etc.
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A friend asked me the same question a while back, his girlfriend also thought it could be considered "cheating".

I have no idea how you can see your partner watching porn and filling with themselves to be cheating, I just dont get it!!
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Its because those girls are retarded, that's why.
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my misses says its fine..but gives me that disgusted look and than i feel super guilty
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So no one watches porn with their respective partners?
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That is fucking ridiculous, enjoy your swollen testicles dude

Next will be an array of seriously stupid questions such as "if you could change one physical aspect of me, what would it be?"

I found my partner to be the same in the 1st year or so of our relationship, so 'akin to cheating' when in actuality she was unsure how to bring up the subject, and if it went forward, how to address that she would prefer to watch a GangBang scene, say, over 2 chicks together etc.

Makes sense, glad it worked out for you guys

It's strange because she thinks porn would be cheating... That's cool, I guess I'll just use my head to picture naked hot people that I've seen irl. Because that's not "worse" at all.
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So no one watches porn with their respective partners?

no coz they always look like they do a better job than me...i would watch porn with the misses if maybe it made me look better by comparison
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Yeah I have before, it's not like we do everytime we going to get on with the nookie but yeah it's fun. Also fun to make fun of some of the actors/actresses...like tap dick from Pirates
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Spot on dude

Don't have a limited and confined sex life
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When your Mrs says no to sex, you should rub one out into an egg cup and leave it on her bedside table. If she asks what it is just tell her it's the one she missed out on.
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i have come to the realisation that it doesnt matter what zodiac says the avatar compliments it perfectly

it just works on so many different levels
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Watching porn is cheating? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? How ridiculous, you guys have some real keepers there
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Watching, separately. For instance if I was gone for a week or something or vice versa. Hypothetical situation that came up last night during discussion. She considered it akin to cheating.


Sounds to me like we need to go for a beer! What are you doing after work today?
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She considered it akin to cheating.

The insecurities are strong in this one.
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that’s terrible spastic
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The only thing I would be upset about is if it was a good one and he didn't share share it with me
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Geez Bede.. My ex and I used to always swap things that we liked..!
I wasnt all that worried he'd run off with some super hot tattoo'd girl, and if he did it would have been a combo of 'oh well, fk him' and high-5. I hope she takes a step back and realises that your imagination is probably more dirty than porn anyway
...what does that even mean?!

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My ex said she was fine watching porn, also said she was fine with me perving on other girls as long as I was just "admiring the beauty of the female body"

Put into practise though was a different story
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A beard will never lose it's colour. What's up with that?

My hair fades in the sun, goes a lighter shade, I'm thinking my beard is the same. That or it's just this colour at this length.

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Sounds to me like we need to go for a beer! What are you doing after work today?

He is complaining about his misses thinking porn is cheating, and you want to go out on a date with him! This cannot end well
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Watching, separately. For instance if I was gone for a week or something or vice versa. Hypothetical situation that came up last night during discussion. She considered it akin to cheating.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?!?!


she crazy right?

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The only thing I would be upset about is if it was a good one and he didn't share share it with me

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Geez Bede.. My ex and I used to always swap things that we liked..!
I wasnt all that worried he'd run off with some super hot tattoo'd girl, and if he did it would have been a combo of 'oh well, fk him' and high-5. I hope she takes a step back and realises that your imagination is probably more dirty than porn anyway

This is why you are one of my best friends. Fact.

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He is complaining about his misses thinking porn is cheating, and you want to go out on a date with him! This cannot end well

Date? Haha! Bede and I are homies and he needs to chill with his homies imo

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This is why you are one of my best friends. Fact.



It probably backfired a little because even after we stopped seeing each other I would get random photos of super hot girls and then we'd try and one-up each other when really, we shouldn't have been talking any more.
Either way, when he saw someone hot, I'm glad that sending it to me was was his initial reaction.
...what does that even mean?!
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I'm very aware how awesome you are Ange, you reinforcing it to me is like trying to sell a glass of water to a man stranded in the desert.

I deleted my porn directory and somehow I now have alotta free space... Either way, most of it was just my 'parodies of famous movies collection' which isn't good for porn and is moreso good for laughing at.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?!?!


she crazy right?

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Date? Haha! Bede and I are homies and he needs to chill with his homies imo

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I deleted my porn directory and somehow I now have alotta free space... Either way, most of it was just my 'parodies of famous movies collection' which isn't good for porn and is moreso good for laughing at.

I'll miss you Star Whores and It's Not Family Guy XXX...

Yeah every now and then I see a trailer some where for a porn movie that looks like it would be amusing. Like I saw a batman xxx trailer, looked funny but never got around to getting the movie. Too many efforts.
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So no one watches porn with their respective partners?

I have done and know many people who have done it within their relationships too. It's fucking awesome imo. I don't see how it could possibly be akin to cheating, unless of course those people also think masturbation is akin to cheating too? (double wtf on that one too)
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Yeah every now and then I see a trailer some where for a porn movie that looks like it would be amusing. Like I saw a batman xxx trailer, looked funny but never got around to getting the movie. Too many efforts.

My favourite was always Heinfeld, had the slap bass and canned laughter and everything.

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