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Perform Purple Rain 4 6.67%
Korean pop song about testicles 12 20.00%
New music video for Rebecca Black's Friday 9 15.00%
Cinnamon challenge 7 11.67%
Replicate Pete's chilli eating video 11 18.33%
Full body compression gear at a gym and hitting on every girl 16 26.67%
Convert to Islam 15 25.00%
Spend a day with the ITM logo on forehead 7 11.67%
Build a trebuchet 11 18.33%
Paddle across bay on home-made raft 27 45.00%
Get a photo with an inmate 14 23.33%
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Please create new poll to include this option

i retract my previous vote and vote for this to take action
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This is pretty cool aye.

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What does converting to Islam involve?

Saying "I've converted to Islam"?

copout option imo

Should be replaced with "attend hillsong every weekend for a year"
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What does converting to Islam involve?

Saying "I've converted to Islam"?

copout option imo

Should be replaced with "attend hillsong every weekend for a year"

According to Google, aka PROVEN FACT, you just have to read the Quaran, announce Allah as the one true deity, and take a shower to wash away your previous life.

Would make for boring viewing and some potential negative shit on ITM, IMO.
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Na, if that ends up winning... I say you have to visit a mosque and attend classes in Islam and do whatever it is they say you have to do to convert.
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not to get too serious in this very lighthearted thread... but I'd be a little offended if Trase converted to islam off the back of a dare.

My vote is for something REALLY stupid!
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According to Google, aka PROVEN FACT, you just have to read the Quaran, announce Allah as the one true deity, and take a shower to wash away your previous life.

Would make for boring viewing and some potential negative shit on ITM, IMO.

remember, once you convert you have to remain Muslim for the rest of your life (the punishment for apostasy is death~)
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Jam 4 fingers into your anus and your other hand into your mouth.

Play yourself like an accordion and make gagging sounds.

Film it, put it on YouTube and I will then like you.
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remember, once you convert you have to remain Muslim for the rest of your life (the punishment for apostasy is death~)

But all those virgins/olives after you die. Worth it!
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[quote=m_xt;394866324]^^ cool troll alias./QUOTE]

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^^ cool troll alias.

When does an alias stop and new username begin?


New username can stop here.

Good luck with your anus though

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that’s terrible spastic
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Ok how long should the poll be open for?

I've been giving some thought to how long it will take me to build/organise/execute, I guess a few weekends. I was thinking that I can vlog/blog during the process, keep the interest going while I struggle to be 'handy'. Also, I'm sure I'll need some help along the way - off the top of my head, wet suit & camera - so I'll probably beg a bit too.

Read an article about Mitt Romney on the way to work, so I'm pretty sure I've got this shit down.
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Shit i forgot the trebuchet
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im not sure how well a burning D3 box would fair on that raft, Huckleberry

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We'll put a circle of rocks around the box so the fire doesnt spread.

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Forgot the trebuchet AGAIN!
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I can't go sailing off with Uluru, it'd be like bombing Stanley's cask wine factory.
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Forgot the trebuchet AGAIN!

just edit with new image you muppet

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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Hmm seems a lot of effort. I feel as though im the only one putting anything into this.
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Im really bored at work.

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What the fuck is going on in here? Why are we still talking about this?

Get of your arse and start building trase, we want to see results!
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besides, you left out the part about converting to islam

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those balloons look like skittles or M&Ms ... it's making me peckish
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Especially as theres an abundance of purple Skittles and theyre the best.
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As long as you pick all the yellow and orange ones out to eat first im all good. Save the best for last.
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bullshit...im all over the orange and yella ones...its like a delightful summer citrus party in your mouth
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trase start a poll about which skittles are best
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Ok so sailing across the bay is a pretty clear favourite? I'll begin planning this weekend, note that this will probably take a bit because I'm hopeless.
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Awesome.

I want to see this so much.

No offence, but if you fall in the bay and drown, I'm going to laugh a lot.
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we are all going to laugh alot...of course we will create a memorial thread that will pay respect to this thread
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Where else could you convince a guy to paddle across Port Phillip Bay in a shitty home made raft all for the sake of a number that does nothing except stroke his internets ego?

ITM forums, thats where.
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I'm doing this for you guys, the threads have been so lame lately. I'll do the best I can to document everything and include everyone along the way, the end result should be something awesome for our community ^_~

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It is true. The forums have died a slow death.

Not even Marshy's threads can bring them back, it's that far gone.

Lolol
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i dont understand...people didnt enjoy hearing about what time everyone went to bed?
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Where else could you convince a guy to paddle across Port Phillip Bay in a shitty home made raft all for the sake of a number that does nothing except stroke his internets ego?

ITM forums, thats where.

add something about bacon and pedophilia and the answer would be Reddit
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How do those percentages work?
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How do those percentages work?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percentage

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In mathematics, a percentage is a way of expressing a number, especially a ratio, as a fraction of 100. The word is derived from the Latin per centum meaning “by the hundred”. It is often denoted using the percent sign, “%”, or the abbreviation “pct.” For example, 45% (read as “forty-five percent”) is equal to 45/100, or 0.45. A related system which expresses a number as a fraction of 1000 uses the terms "per mil" and "millage".


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Islam received 15 votes, with a total of 56 voters

100 / 56 x 15 = ~26.79

hardly rocket science
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I must be missing something as that adds up to more than 56; that and the fact that Trase is being a wee bumber and trying for facial hair over drowning.
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when is this happening? and what bay?

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Go make a raft ****!
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