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I don't reckon you'd get away with your cheekiness as much if you were bigger personally.
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^Translation - "putting on 5kg lean mass b4 the summer will get you laid less"
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I don't reckon you'd get away with your cheekiness as much if you were bigger personally.

So do we all have a different physique that matches our personality for max pulling power? :chinstroke:
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remembered that there's a history function, apparently it's 5:20 min/km.

Astro just divided the minutes without converting the units. ie 60*.33=20
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Nads is spot on.

Now that I'm bigger than I used to be, everyone just thinks I'm being a ****. When really, I was always like this.

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Yeah I don't do any drugs or even smoke cigarettes anymore, so i figured i would gain weight, but i have to fucking fast every day for 5-8ours during work which I think is what is killing me !

Yeah that's prolly it. Mix up a protein shake (WPC, full fat milk, maybe some yoghurt if you like it) and keep it in the work fridge and smash that halfway through your shift, that'll help for starters. Order the WPC from Bulk Nutrients, works out cheap as.

Are you eating decent meals too?
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Nads is spot on.

Now that I'm bigger than I used to be, everyone just thinks I'm being a ****. When really, I was always like this.

The good thing is once you get to a certain size they stop telling you you're being a ****, even if they think it.
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Denatured prote there brah

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Definitely going to be having a massive off season once rugby and marathon is over.

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Astro just divided the minutes without converting the units. ie 60*.33=20

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Denatured prote there brah

I missed the whole denaturing convo first time round, but pretty sure 3-4 hours in a fridge wouldn't be a problem?
But otherwise he could just put the powder in the shaker and top it with milk when he's ready to drink it anyway.
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Nads is spot on.

Now that I'm bigger than I used to be, everyone just thinks I'm being a ****. When really, I was always like this.

You might be on to something there, I seem like less of a **** now, but I act more or less the same.

Cheeky/Cocky <--------> ****/arsehole scale has a mass variable!
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When you look like you work out to get big, the assumption might be that you're a bit of a self-centred dick, or covering for a fundamental personality flaw.

I have the same bias towards female comedians who go on stage trying to look super pretty. You've kind of lost me with how obviously you want to be taken seriously from the get go, so unless you're really self-depracating, ima assume you're a ****.

Also, I imagine if you mouth off to / inadvertently annoy a bunch of guys & you look like Peaker, they'll just say "it's not worth it", whereas if you have some size about you you'd better be able to back it up.

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Oh yeah, I done a run. It was shit. I honestly had more trouble getting myself out the door for this one than any other run in recent memory. The motivation is weak in this one.

5km @ 5:58/km

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You'll get laid the same amount, but the broads on the end of your wang will be higher quality.

Your vag has seen you through the cake years, the Anabism & the current incarnation. I don't think your theory holds.
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Oh yeah, I done a run. It was shit. I honestly had more trouble getting myself out the door for this one than any other run in recent memory. The motivation is weak in this one.

5km @ 5:58/km

The short easy/recovery ones are really hard to get motivated for at this point I find. It's much easier to convince yourself of the importance of the longer or faster efforts.

In those instances getting out the door isn't half the battle, it's 90% of it.
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Also, I imagine if you mouth off to / inadvertently annoy a bunch of guys & you look like Peaker, they'll just say "I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime, hashtag leaveityeah".

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He's in Perth, would be more along the lines of "he's a funny lookin boong ain't he"
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In Perth you get bonus points for that.

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Your vag has seen you through the cake years, the Anabism & the current incarnation. I don't think your theory holds.

She got thinner so she would stay relevant.
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He's in Perth, would be more along the lines of "he's a funny lookin boong ain't he"

Either that or "dem keffirs err too bleddy lippy in dis ****ree, where's my sjambok?"

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You might be on to something there, I seem like less of a **** now, but I act more or less the same.

Cheeky/Cocky <--------> ****/arsehole scale has a mass variable!

Dunno, I reckon you would've got away with a certain amount of ****ish behavior when people just pegged you as a jolly fat ****.

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Shhhhh, I think I hear Duncan coming... look exercisey.
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Dunno, I reckon you would've got away with a certain amount of ****ish behavior when people just pegged you as a jolly fat ****.

Otherwise known as pity.
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Otherwise known as pity.

I use that up on skinny people and short-arses.

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Oh yeah, I done a run. It was shit. I honestly had more trouble getting myself out the door for this one than any other run in recent memory. The motivation is weak in this one.

5km @ 5:58/km

at least you had your lollies to get you through
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When you look like you work out to get big, the assumption might be that you're a bit of a self-centred dick, or covering for a fundamental personality flaw.

I have the same bias towards female comedians who go on stage trying to look super pretty. You've kind of lost me with how obviously you want to be taken seriously from the get go, so unless you're really self-depracating, ima assume you're a ****.

Also, I imagine if you mouth off to / inadvertently annoy a bunch of guys & you look like Peaker, they'll just say "it's not worth it", whereas if you have some size about you you'd better be able to back it up.

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Oh yeah, I done a run. It was shit. I honestly had more trouble getting myself out the door for this one than any other run in recent memory. The motivation is weak in this one.

5km @ 5:58/km


I guess for one point in my twenties I just want to look awesome and be fit as fuck. I want to be in my prime, in my prime years. Pretty self-centered I know, but i guess its always been a stupid childish goal of mine that I always took for granted, but now have to work at.

But yeah, I don't yell stuff out at random dudes on the street or anything like that either gotaman! And most people call me humble, but I know what you mean.

ALso, went to the doctors and he said I am an idiot and I don't have thrush, all that is happening is that my taste buds have grown back after quitting smoking and are slightly discoloured from all the coffee i drink

So don't worry Tobi, i'm all clean and ready to go !

* DB Bench 55kg 5-5-5
DB Inc Bench 40kg 5-5-5
DB Fly 10kg 5-5-5
Dips -6-8--7

Probably not enough volume in there but i dont give a fuck, only 11kg off db benching my weight

yeeewww!
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So don't worry Tobi, i'm all clean and ready to go !



FATS.

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Shhhhh, I think I hear Duncan coming... look exercisey.

I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
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I guess for one point in my twenties I just want to look awesome and be fit as fuck. I want to be in my prime, in my prime years.

Yeah get amongst it, ASAP.

1) It's harder to do when you're 40
2) A ripped 40 year old is still 40 years old
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So don't worry Tobi, i'm all clean and ready to go !



I know of a czech girl here who's a stripper I can point you in the right direction.

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Yeah get amongst it, ASAP.

1) It's harder to do when you're 40
2) A ripped 40 year old is still 40 years old

Pfft, just as relevant to be in shape at any age IMO. But why wait?
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I know of a czech girl here who's a stripper I can point you in the right direction.

Y u no hook a brother up?!
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Pfft, just as relevant to be in shape at any age IMO.

That's just something old people say.
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Pfft, just as relevant to be in shape at any age IMO. But why wait?

I guess b4 it was Wednesday = drinks so thursday was wasted, , fri= drinks/drugs, so sat was wasted, then sat night = drinks/drugs, so sun was wasted, then it was just monday and tuesday coming down, until wednesday again

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That's just something old people say.

You can be old and in shape, but you need to have the requisite cash to offset the old.

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Y u no hook a brother up?!

Long story.

I believe I've told you parts of this before.

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Long story.

I believe I've told you parts of this before.

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You can be old and in shape, but you need to have the requisite cash to offset the old.

There's the not dying bit to worry about too, when you're young you can abuse your body with impunity to a point but past 30 you start noticing the consequences if you don't make some effort. Plus it's easier to be ahead of the curve for your age when half the other old fucks have turned into fat slobs.
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Yeah I don't do any drugs or even smoke cigarettes anymore, so i figured i would gain weight, but i have to fucking fast every day for 5-8ours during work which I think is what is killing me !

Going to trial out drinking milk behind the bar instead of coffee/redbull tonight then go from there,

ALL my lifts are still going up though, so something is improving. But yeah, would be good to chuck on 5kg lean mass b4 the summer time !

Can't you eat nuts? Easy way to snack and keep your protein and fat intake up.


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There's the not dying bit to worry about too, when you're young you can abuse your body with impunity to a point but past 30 you start noticing the consequences if you don't make some effort. Plus it's easier to be ahead of the curve for your age when half the other old fucks have turned into fat slobs.

Depends how long you want to live. That damage may not be repairable and make your older years absolutely suck.

I'd rather live an awesome and healthy life well into my 80s and 90s as opposed to dying at 60 because I fucked my body so much in my 20s and 30s. You only live once, why shorten your time?
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Seriously. The NOTHING thread. One job, how hard?

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Eh, thread is almost over.

Astro can start the new one and him and Duncan can be all nazi over it.

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Seriously. The NOTHING thread. One job, how hard?

I think we've brought it back on topic somewhat.

And fledz I wasn't saying that you should ignore health and fitness in your twenties, more pointing out that it becomes even more important to keep in shape as you get older.
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Astro can start the new one and him and Duncan can be all nazi over it.

Waitwaitwait, where have I been Nazi about it? I suggested that we post nothing in the nothing thread, everyone agreed. It didn't really work, I said meh.
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