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Yeh i have the unicorn level staff up to hell difficulty if people want the acheiv i can invite them to the game.

Hit me up for a nightmare run please.
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If you kill uni-king does that mean you can no longer visit the lvl? Like in d2?
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Hit me up for a nightmare run please.

What is your in game name
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Anything can run it, I am living overseas with no proper PC, I have been playing it on a Macbook air.

You will be fine

If you guys need to gear up, check out http://www.twitch.tv/nl_kripp he is using the Inferno act 4 aspect of sin mechanic i was talking about earlier to farm and auctioning off items at really good prices.

You will have to sit there with the sound on to hear what is going up but its good for a really high level bargin. Just have 1-2 mil in gold ready for if anything amazing comes up.

Missed this as he's doing Inferno Act 2 now. Got any details on the farm?
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Missed this as he's doing Inferno Act 2 now. Got any details on the farm?

They are farming act 4 aspects, It doesnt seem hard I could most likely solo if I had the way point but the way point is whats holding everyone back from farming it.

His clan / guild / whatever is still running it, Check out http://www.twitch.tv/nl_Quiks he is the WD that is doing all the work really.

`Cause their farm spot is public you might have noticed the 2h / 1h market is super saturated and its crashing, I am making less gold now but i still made 3mil profit today alone.
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They are farming act 4 aspects, It doesnt seem hard I could most likely solo if I had the way point but the way point is whats holding everyone back from farming it.

His clan / guild / whatever is still running it, Check out http://www.twitch.tv/nl_Quiks he is the WD that is doing all the work really.

`Cause their farm spot is public you might have noticed the 2h / 1h market is super saturated and its crashing, I am making less gold now but i still made 3mil profit today alone.

I clicked the link , had no idea what I was meant to be watching.

Dunno why people can't use plain fucking english to explain stuff.
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What the fuck do you want me to do, You are completely new to the fucking game and not the only person that reads this. You expect shit to be dumbed down for you, Do you take grad courses with a tafe degree and complain people don't talk in plain english ?

Stupid fuck
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Like i said mike get to 55 and i will smash through hell for you and it should be fast
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Like i said mike get to 55 and i will smash through hell for you and it should be fast

lulz

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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What the fuck do you want me to do, You are completely new to the fucking game and not the only person that reads this. You expect shit to be dumbed down for you, Do you take grad courses with a tafe degree and complain people don't talk in plain english ?

Stupid fuck

I read that in the fat rant guy with the lisp's voice .
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What the fuck do you want me to do, You are completely new to the fucking game and not the only person that reads this. You expect shit to be dumbed down for you, Do you take grad courses with a tafe degree and complain people don't talk in plain english ?

Stupid fuck

I'm a stupid fuck? Well at least I'm not capitalising words after a comma.

Also how does one take a grad course with a TAFE degree? And why would that be relevant to the use of plain English?

Seems like I might not be the only stupid fuck around here....
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I read that in the fat rant guy with the lisp's voice .

Hah! Totally. Presumably Yergg is also fat and ugly because he has the time to do...well...whatever he does on Diablo whereas I keep getting somewhat distracted by sex with various willing females and haven't attained his supreme level of awesomeness on this particular computer game.
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What the fuck do you want me to do, You are completely new to the fucking game and not the only person that reads this. You expect shit to be dumbed down for you, Do you take grad courses with a tafe degree and complain people don't talk in plain english ?

Stupid fuck


No likes for you both but total manual like.

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Hah! Totally. Presumably Yergg is also fat and ugly because he has the time to do...well...whatever he does on Diablo whereas I keep getting somewhat distracted by sex with various willing females and haven't attained his supreme level of awesomeness on this particular computer game.

Photo of me has been posted multiple times here, But yeh im a fat ****.
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Hah! Totally. Presumably Yergg is also fat and ugly because he has the time to do...well...whatever he does on Diablo whereas I keep getting somewhat distracted by sex with various willing females and haven't attained his supreme level of awesomeness on this particular computer game.

DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES I TOTES HAVE SEX WITH LOADS OF CHICKS!

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Photo of me has been posted multiple times here, But yeh im a fat ****.

Yeah I'm going to go and search for a picture
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DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME ABOUT COMPUTER GAMES I TOTES HAVE SEX WITH LOADS OF CHICKS!

That's pretty much the summary yeah.
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What the fuck do you want me to do, You are completely new to the fucking game and not the only person that reads this. You expect shit to be dumbed down for you, Do you take grad courses with a tafe degree and complain people don't talk in plain english ?

Stupid fuck

i thought you were taking dubz under your wing?

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I clicked the link , had no idea what I was meant to be watching.

Dunno why people can't use plain fucking english to explain stuff.

probably best not to respond to posts not meant for you

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server maintenance news on login screen
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hmmm

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I have sex with chicks and I also play games sufficiently well. Am I doing it wrong?
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I have sex with chicks and I also play games sufficiently well. Am I doing it wrong?





EDIT, trying to tell your missus you missed yerg for a unicorn run will probably lead to strange looks and no sex, am i doin it right?
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now i gotta queue to resume my game.. first time that's happened.

it said 1 sec wait 5 mins ago. is this real life

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Servers are down, stupid blizzard

They confirmed maintenance was only for wow then charged their minds
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@Mike Kripp is doing auctions for items tomorrow again, not sure what time though.
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Servers are down, stupid blizzard

They confirmed maintenance was only for wow then charged their minds

so how am i logged into bnet?

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Service update is tonight.

Started 10 minutes ago. Forums will still be up for another 4 hours.


EDIT, probably wont be down long its a AH problem.

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EDIT, trying to tell your missus you missed yerg for a unicorn run will probably lead to strange looks and no sex, am i doin it right?

Try telling anyone anything and then including "unicorn run"

Aaaah MP games... I remember needing to make excuses so I could stay home or rush home to play Eve Online when we were in the middle of a war. lol nerds.
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@Mike Kripp is doing auctions for items tomorrow again, not sure what time though.

How's that work? I saw him farming stuff and saying he was going to sell the stuff later.
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@Mike Kripp is doing auctions for items tomorrow again, not sure what time though.

just turned on quiks stream and he's playing some platformer with a pedobear protagonist

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Speculating that the downtime is related to accounts being hacked?
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heard that too. blizz's official statement was the usual PR and didn't confirm anything about the hacked accounts

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Service update is tonight.

Started 10 minutes ago. Forums will still be up for another 4 hours.


EDIT, probably wont be down long its a AH problem.

you sure it's not for the 8 hours?

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@Mike basically they farm a mob for act 4 blues / rares but can't really just chuck the items up on the AH incase they don't sell cause you only have 10 slots. So they farm it on stream show people the drops and tell them the price. That way the guarantee sales and not get stuck with 10 auctions for 2 days.
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just turned on quiks stream and he's playing some platformer with a pedobear protagonist

I wanna be the boshy is fucking amazing. Google it
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you sure it's not for the 8 hours?

I fucking hope not, got early mark and wanted to get my diablo on.
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heard that too. blizz's official statement was the usual PR and didn't confirm anything about the hacked accounts



you sure it's not for the 8 hours?

Blizzard posted again

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We've been taking the situation extremely seriously from the start, and have done everything possible to verify how and in what circumstances these compromises are occurring. Despite the claims and theories being made, we have yet to find any situations in which a person's account was not compromised through traditional means of someone else logging into their account through the use of their password. While the authenticator isn't a 100% guarantee of account security, we have yet to investigate a compromise report in which an authenticator was attached beforehand.

If your account has been hacked, please view the previous post for information on contacting our support department.

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It was Wayyyy too many at once and at the same time. It seems the attack was very orchestrated
It seems to me like it's the most logical way to go about it. Build up a list of accounts and passwords, and then hit them in a rapid succession before word can spread and people can change their passwords, add an authenticator, etc.


http://www.diablofans.com/blizz-trac...ty-diablo-iii/
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/dons tin foil hat

The RMAH was suppose to launch tomorrow (before it got moved post launch), and now everyone has had their accounts hijacked by gold farmers and their items stolen.

Doubt its a coincidence
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wtf, server downnnn.

Get owned you fucking paki.

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I have sex with chicks and I also play games sufficiently well. Am I doing it wrong?

Can you sex well or are you still just button mashing?
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- Followers contribute 20% of their added Magic Find, Gold Find, and XP bonuses to you.
- Share your health globes
- Rez 15 seconds after death, reduced to 5 seconds if you stand next to them
- Pick up some of the enemies focus but not all of it. Some mobs will always target ranged first (eg burrowers)
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Some info about the Followers: Templar, Scoundrel, Enchantress
- Followers contribute 20% of their added Magic Find, Gold Find, and XP bonuses to you.
- Share your health globes
- Rez 15 seconds after death, reduced to 5 seconds if you stand next to them
- Pick up some of the enemies focus but not all of it. Some mobs will always target ranged first (eg burrowers)

they also get 1.5 or 2.0 times the stats off items you give them, I forget which it is
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Can you sex well or are you still just button mashing?

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