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Number 16 bus shelter

That has to be bullshit

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The book Freakonomics explains this phenomenon pretty well (although it doesn't discuss 'bogan' names specifically, but common African American names. I think it transfers though).

It also points out that the habit of mis-spelling names started with Evonne Goolagong, the Australian Aboriginal tennis star. So it's something we exported and everyone blames America for the problem. But it does discuss in depth the relationship between black and white childrens names

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I don't know if this has been mentioned yet - a friend of mine has been posting pictures of her sex fruit in the making, in the photo album called "Braxton - my lil man!"
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no they're just bogans, and they're not my friends. i used to work with them.

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my nurse friend heard the most heinous of names to be forced upon an innocent child recently; Abcde. pronounced 'absidee'.

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my nurse friend heard the most heinous of names to be forced upon an innocent child recently; Abcde. pronounced 'absidee'.

fark! imagine when (she?) says her name and someone asks how its spelt
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my nurse friend heard the most heinous of names to be forced upon an innocent child recently; Abcde. pronounced 'absidee'.

Yup! Got a girl at work going by the same, posted about it some time last year.

Bogan name? I am unsure, this girl looked real privileged.
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Used to work with a guy who named his kid "Riff" then tattoo'd it on his arm.
Classy folks from the 'burbs.

have a friend and this is their girl's middle name...he's a musician - I thought it worked. As a middle name!
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i came up with an awesome bogan name to call a kid the other day

Hayzooss

(i love the terrible phonetic spellings of names)
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Considering inthemix supports and even encourages the most bogan of music festivals, you we are all bogan by association

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have a friend and this is their girl's middle name...he's a musician - I thought it worked. As a middle name!

First name should be Pen imo.
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Is Ashley a bogan name if it's a boy?

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i hate the name Mason.

I was reading a CV at work today and the candiates name was i shit you not

"parmesan kong"

i really wanted to call him because he matches the job breif well, but feared i would just laugh.
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Think this one sums it up.
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met a kid today called cliche. WHAT THE FUCK?
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Originally Posted by trippytrip View Post

Number 16 bus shelter

That has to be bullshit

Sadly no... NZ is the epicentre for weird names, Maori families seem to be the worst culprits. My mum was a district nurse in the town I grew up in, she's got a whole catalogue of odd ones that she's met:
Hurricane
Misty Morning (Hurricanes sister)
Benson and Hedges (twins)
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6 (the numeral, she ended up calling herself Vi to make it s bit less odd)
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Benson and Hedges!


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met a kid today called cliche. WHAT THE FUCK?

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Not sure if it has been mentioned already as I can't be bothered reading through the thread. But anyone who's named after an American state is bogan "Dakota" being my number one hated. On a different note, I also once saw "cemone" and I had no idea and read a little bit further and discovered it read "Simone" with the "c" take a soft sound as in cereal. That was pretty bad.
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^ so Georgia is bogan name?
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^ so Georgia is bogan name?

Georgia, Virginia, and Washington are probably the only non-Bogan US state names. I once fucked a stripper called Texas

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I'll give you that. But I did meet a girl called Montana once
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Girls:

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I met a kid today called Judson...why??
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I play Grid Iron with a kid called Shaqeale

Also, I remember a lawsuit a few years back, where the kid wanted her name changed.
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I met a kid today called Judson...why??

Was he Juds son?
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as in pants? yes he had pants AND a nappy on!
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Harley-daddy has it tattoed in large bold vertically, takes up his whole calf-now thats a proper druitt bogan
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I met a kid today called Judson...why??

The most logical answer is that you were both in the same place at the same time
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i got served by a chick in KFC drivethrough (WILLIAMSTOWN FYI go and have a lol at her) - her name was darrian. geezus fuck i nearly wet my pants. shes got some nasty ass parents.
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Theres this rep that comes into our factory every now and then, he's one of the biggest tools we having visiting, one day I saw him drive away in his bright red ute and his plates were:
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Someone told me they were served in a restaurant the other day by a chick with the name tag "La-a"...that's prounounced "La-dash-ah".
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I come across a lot of itneresting names through my job. Here's a few.

Shaquilia
Tashinta
Jystyce
Teahnea
Zarrah
Cameera
Ceanna
Kyena
Blayze
Xyz
Mystique
Destinee
Serenity
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That's too many letters...unless you're in the States?
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i got served by a chick in KFC drivethrough (WILLIAMSTOWN FYI go and have a lol at her) - her name was darrian. geezus fuck i nearly wet my pants. shes got some nasty ass parents.

Bruce Willis fans? Pretty sure that was the daughter's name in Last Boy Scout.



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