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Just caught myself googling ironman triathlons - I'm sick and I need help.

ooooh intriguing. I'd need to do a few olympic ones first though. how's ya swimming?
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In struggletown this morning, may be getting the manflu. I did take my jacket off pretty early yesterday, probably got it then. I'm counting on you immune system!

jackets do provide great defence against bacteria and viruses.
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Ohnoez. Just when you thought it was safe to look at pictures of Eddeh in tights, there'll be Instagram Speedo shots to wake up to.

Oh the simianity.

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jackets do provide great defence against bacteria and viruses.

you cannot catch aids wearing a jacket
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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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ooooh intriguing. I'd need to do a few olympic ones first though. how's ya swimming?

Haven't swum for about a year, but I was swimming a couple of km then and I was less fit than I am now.

The cycling would be the main challenge as I haven't had a bike since I was in school.
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Haven't swum for about a year, but I was swimming a couple of km then and I was less fit than I am now.

The cycling would be the main challenge as I haven't had a bike since I was in school.

I think if you can swim you're ok, that's where most people really struggle.
the bike leg is my worst too.

I would not consider a ironman though. maybe a half?
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I would not consider a ironman though. maybe a half?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Posting from Darwin. Look out Melbourne, I will be inside you in 10 hours.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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I think if you can swim you're ok, that's where most people really struggle.
the bike leg is my worst too.

The bike leg was my best and it still didn't make up for my running
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It's 20 years since Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde was released. /trivia

Cant see youtube from work, but willing to bet on it being passin' me by.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Posting from Darwin. Look out Melbourne, I will be inside you in 10 hours.

Go have lunch at Buzz Cafe in Cullen Bay.

Then head to Mitchell street and go to The Tap, Wisdom, and The Deck.

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They're the guy equivalent of fat chicks with a personality.

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Go have lunch at Buzz Cafe in Cullen Bay.

Then head to Mitchell street and go to The Tap, Wisdom, and The Deck.

I'm on duty until I get to Melbourne. No drinking for this guy until about 9:30 tonight.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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what kind of garmin should i buy, and how much creatine do i need to put into it to get it to run properly?

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what kind of garmin should i buy, and how much creatine do i need to put into it to get it to run properly?

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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what kind of garmin should i buy, and how much creatine do i need to put into it to get it to run properly?

Canada.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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I'm on duty until I get to Melbourne. No drinking for this guy until about 9:30 tonight.

Well then, you should still go have lunch at Buzz.

Then head over to the waterfront lagoon (it's where all the hot backpackers will be hanging out).

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Some of the boys just came back from the waterfront, sounds like I missed out. We're staying overnight when we fly back, will see if I can't catch something then.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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See if you can put a rabble of wiffas and your jally bag next time you're on pikelets outside of Dili.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Some of the boys just came back from the waterfront, sounds like I missed out. We're staying overnight when we fly back, will see if I can't catch something then.

Good luck.

There's 100,000 people living in Darwin & 30,000 of them are ADF staff. Add to that the new US boys and you've got about a 1 girl to 40 guys ratio.

You should have gotten in last night and gone to TOT.

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Do they like techno?
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I would like to know how Tobi knows about TOT in Darwin.
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dw about techno, should get in on the trance, ASOT Darwin

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I would like to know how Tobi knows about TOT in Darwin.

Cause I used to live in Darwin and it's the biggest night of the week up there.

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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So you were part of the festivities?
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You shall henceforth be known as "Tits Out Tobi"

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So you were part of the festivities?

Why would you assume that?

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Just hoping. Cos in my mind the chicks ITT are like Courtney Prather, and with all the of scissoring etc in the past I thought the females ITT are 'outgoing and adventurous' and so I indulged in a little bit of imagination.

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I personally only ever went there once and no I did not partake in the comp.


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The girl who my (now) ex was sleeping with behind my back however did partake in the comp on a regular basis. She would also call my ex at 2am to let him know that she had and ask why he wasn't there to watch.

Needless to say he got what was coming for him.

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Your move, Tobi.

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Dont bother arguing with Big Eddie Deepchild.

He doesnt grasp the logic behind helping people less fortunate than himself.

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OK nothing thread, give me your opinion. I have a job interview on Friday and I'm still battling around on crutches. However, I can walk (well, hobble), albeit very slowly. It's not a physical kind of job, but my question is: do I take crutches or not?
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How long will you be on crutches for, and when would you start the new job?
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I'll be on crutches for 2 weeks after the interview, and would probably start ~2 weeks later.
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