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23-May-12, 10:44pm Old #2451

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http://www.kettlebells.com.au/store/gymboss-timer.html

I love how tabata and women's fitness are right next to each other.
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23-May-12, 10:45pm Old #2452

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I just drank half a litre of full cream milk with whey & dextrose and ordered a curry + rice + seekh kebabs + naan & raita.

For lunch I had a pie and a pastie.

Running is awesome.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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23-May-12, 10:49pm Old #2453

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remember that phone call we had eddie??
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23-May-12, 10:51pm Old #2454

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remember that phone call we had

I do. It was heaps creepy.
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23-May-12, 10:58pm Old #2455

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After over a month of not doing any strength training, only running twice week, and generally not eating well/much cos uni being shite, I thought that I'd lose 2-3kg since I've deflated a little. Weighed myself this morning, nope - lost on ~0.5kg. Looked in the mirror and there's a bit of flab.

Guess I'll have to stick a finger down my throat or something now.
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23-May-12, 11:11pm Old #2456

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remember that phone call we had eddie??

Yeah, you never drunk dial me anymore - I don't feel attractive.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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23-May-12, 11:23pm Old #2457

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Heard earlier 'Daddy there is a teddy bear in your puter' Stay the fuck away from my daughter future Pete

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23-May-12, 11:29pm Old #2458

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الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

اسم اللعبة هو ضوء يعمل.
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23-May-12, 11:36pm Old #2459

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You do it for the art of it right?

Its called burlesque

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.
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23-May-12, 11:51pm Old #2460

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Why get a gymboss if you have a smartphone?
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Its called burlesque

Stripping for fat chicks.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.
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24-May-12, 12:43am Old #2462

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4 months dry + antibiotics + long ass day + a cutla frothies == just happy to be here, really
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24-May-12, 12:47am Old #2463

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Passed medical
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Went for a run
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Helped a mate complete an outline for a film script that he's submitting

A pretty productive day even though I didn't end up getting any packing done.
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24-May-12, 02:05am Old #2464

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Why get a gymboss if you have a smartphone?

Because you don't take your phone to the gym.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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24-May-12, 08:50am Old #2465

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Apart from the fact that you can't clip an iPhone to your shorts there is absolutely no need for one of those anymore with all the timer apps out there

Waste of $30
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24-May-12, 08:57am Old #2466

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whats a gymboss?

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Got a full time job as a sparky

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24-May-12, 08:58am Old #2467

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phones don't belong in the gym.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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24-May-12, 09:00am Old #2468

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haha get outta here rip, I'm saying use it for the timer app not sit there on Facebook during your rest breaks

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what would you know about gym etiquette anyway running boy?
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24-May-12, 09:07am Old #2469

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i have a watch and a notebook, seems to work

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24-May-12, 09:10am Old #2470

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i have a watch and a notebook, seems to work

That would work although a timer app is handy if you're doing movements that dont allow you to look down at your wrist etc during the middle of a workout
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24-May-12, 09:11am Old #2471

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haha get outta here rip, I'm saying use it for the timer app not sit there on Facebook during your rest breaks

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what would you know about gym etiquette anyway running boy?

I don't take my phone running either

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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24-May-12, 09:17am Old #2472

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phones are for plugging into the stereo so you can blast the gym with mastodon


ergh, strained my neck yesterday pressing... didn't feel bad at the time.. today feels completely farked, can't turn it very far in any direction!

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A derpydog will do anything for a tasty trout
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24-May-12, 09:33am Old #2473

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24-May-12, 09:35am Old #2474

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I don't take my phone running either

I run with my phone strapped to my arm, only gets used for tracking my run and music. Never rings when I'm out and I wouldn't answer if it did.

Also just saw a midget with about size 13 feet, am now gonna have to go home and look at midget porn to satisfy my curiosity about the size of midget schlongs.
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24-May-12, 09:49am Old #2476

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I don't take my phone running either

Same. Gym/run, no phono.

Rural ettiquette.
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24-May-12, 09:55am Old #2477

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phones are for plugging into the stereo so you can blast the gym with mastodon


ergh, strained my neck yesterday pressing... didn't feel bad at the time.. today feels completely farked, can't turn it very far in any direction!

Get yourself some sports/remedial massage or something. Also heat packs are yo fwend
More like borophyl
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24-May-12, 09:58am Old #2478

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Get yourself some sports/remedial massage or something. Also heat packs are yo fwend

yeah will do - didn't bring a heat pack to work but bought a packet of voltaren so will smash a few of them

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A derpydog will do anything for a tasty trout
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i have a watch and a notebook, seems to work

Luddite.

The news that Joey Barton got suspended for 12 games isn't a bad birthday present, eh?
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I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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You're a phone.

Not a Garmin.
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Garmin over 'ere and say that.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number, so Garmin maybe.
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Garmin get it...with Peter...Russell...CLARKE

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didn't end up getting any packing done.

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My back is fucked again Might have to take a few days off and rest, which is way harder to do than i thought it would be. Im getting off the couch like a pregnant lady though, having to use my hands to push against the back, so over it! :vent:
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My back is fucked again Might have to take a few days off and rest, which is way harder to do than i thought it would be. Im getting off the couch like a pregnant lady though, having to use my hands to push against the back, so over it! :vent:

wait, so that's not how you're supposed to get off the couch normally?

shit

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My back is fucked again Might have to take a few days off and rest, which is way harder to do than i thought it would be. Im getting off the couch like a pregnant lady though, having to use my hands to push against the back, so over it! :vent:

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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wait, so that's not how you're supposed to get off the couch normally?

shit

People get off the couch?

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