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I just drank half a litre of full cream milk with whey & dextrose and ordered a curry + rice + seekh kebabs + naan & raita.

For lunch I had a pie and a pastie.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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remember that phone call we had eddie??
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remember that phone call we had

I do. It was heaps creepy.
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After over a month of not doing any strength training, only running twice week, and generally not eating well/much cos uni being shite, I thought that I'd lose 2-3kg since I've deflated a little. Weighed myself this morning, nope - lost on ~0.5kg. Looked in the mirror and there's a bit of flab.

Guess I'll have to stick a finger down my throat or something now.
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remember that phone call we had eddie??

Yeah, you never drunk dial me anymore - I don't feel attractive.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Heard earlier 'Daddy there is a teddy bear in your puter' Stay the fuck away from my daughter future Pete

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You do it for the art of it right?

Its called burlesque

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Why get a gymboss if you have a smartphone?
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Its called burlesque

Stripping for fat chicks.

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Passed medical
Helped Eddie try to fix clutch
Went for a run
Watched origin
Helped a mate complete an outline for a film script that he's submitting

A pretty productive day even though I didn't end up getting any packing done.
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Why get a gymboss if you have a smartphone?

Because you don't take your phone to the gym.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Apart from the fact that you can't clip an iPhone to your shorts there is absolutely no need for one of those anymore with all the timer apps out there

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Dont bother arguing with Big Eddie Deepchild.

He doesnt grasp the logic behind helping people less fortunate than himself.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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haha get outta here rip, I'm saying use it for the timer app not sit there on Facebook during your rest breaks

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i have a watch and a notebook, seems to work

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Dont bother arguing with Big Eddie Deepchild.

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i have a watch and a notebook, seems to work

That would work although a timer app is handy if you're doing movements that dont allow you to look down at your wrist etc during the middle of a workout
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haha get outta here rip, I'm saying use it for the timer app not sit there on Facebook during your rest breaks

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what would you know about gym etiquette anyway running boy?

I don't take my phone running either

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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phones are for plugging into the stereo so you can blast the gym with mastodon


ergh, strained my neck yesterday pressing... didn't feel bad at the time.. today feels completely farked, can't turn it very far in any direction!
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I don't take my phone running either

I run with my phone strapped to my arm, only gets used for tracking my run and music. Never rings when I'm out and I wouldn't answer if it did.

Also just saw a midget with about size 13 feet, am now gonna have to go home and look at midget porn to satisfy my curiosity about the size of midget schlongs.
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I don't take my phone running either

Same. Gym/run, no phono.

Rural ettiquette.
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phones are for plugging into the stereo so you can blast the gym with mastodon


ergh, strained my neck yesterday pressing... didn't feel bad at the time.. today feels completely farked, can't turn it very far in any direction!

Get yourself some sports/remedial massage or something. Also heat packs are yo fwend
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Get yourself some sports/remedial massage or something. Also heat packs are yo fwend

yeah will do - didn't bring a heat pack to work but bought a packet of voltaren so will smash a few of them
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i have a watch and a notebook, seems to work

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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You're a phone.

Not a Garmin.
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Garmin over 'ere and say that.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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Garmin get it...with Peter...Russell...CLARKE

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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My back is fucked again Might have to take a few days off and rest, which is way harder to do than i thought it would be. Im getting off the couch like a pregnant lady though, having to use my hands to push against the back, so over it! :vent:
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My back is fucked again Might have to take a few days off and rest, which is way harder to do than i thought it would be. Im getting off the couch like a pregnant lady though, having to use my hands to push against the back, so over it! :vent:

wait, so that's not how you're supposed to get off the couch normally?

shit
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My back is fucked again Might have to take a few days off and rest, which is way harder to do than i thought it would be. Im getting off the couch like a pregnant lady though, having to use my hands to push against the back, so over it! :vent:

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wait, so that's not how you're supposed to get off the couch normally?

shit

People get off the couch?

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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