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Originally Posted by rancho

so what you're saying is that all jargon is gay and for 12 year olds.

i aspire to be as brilliant as you one day.

No im saying jargon that people can't figure out without insider knowledge is gay

Good jargon is inclusive, not exclusive.

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Originally Posted by rancho

im a dude wizard named UrAWzrdHarry. im fucking devo other people cant see my awesome name.



like

whenever your character talks in game they can see it.
OR if they hover their mouse over you in the friends list it shows your active hero's name

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Originally Posted by Dubz

No im saying jargon that people can't figure out without insider knowledge is gay

Good jargon is inclusive, not exclusive.

the jargon is neither exclusive nor insider knowledge. they are terms used across gaming. but anyway to save you anymore grief "nerf" basically means to make something weaker, while"buff" is to make it stronger.

It's not rocket science. If you actually think about the term, it makes sense. You know the Nerf gun toys and how they shoot soft foam darts?

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Originally Posted by Dubz

No im saying jargon that people can't figure out without insider knowledge is gay

Good jargon is inclusive, not exclusive.

jargon, by definition, is exclusive.

inclusive jargon would just be... words.

reading a dude with nearly 7000 posts on an internet forum, pretend like he's not a nerd, in a diablo 3 thread, is fucking painful.

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Originally Posted by TRZA

reading a dude with nearly 7000 posts on an internet forum, pretend like he's not a nerd, in a diablo 3 thread, is fucking painful.

QFT

some nice info here on armour and resistance: http://www.armadagaming.com/showthre...fective-Health

tl;dr

Yerg and madmike are you guys using a shield for your offhand?

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Originally Posted by Romie

Yerg and madmike are you guys using a shield for your offhand?

I am using a 950 dps 1 hand with IAS and a 100-300 damage off hand with 140 int

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Originally Posted by Yergg

I am using a 950 dps 1 hand with IAS and a 100-300 damage off hand with 140 int

that's good to know I don't need to rely on a shield, thanks

Pipe down, the lot of you.

Moving house, D3 via 3G again

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Originally Posted by trAse

Pipe down, the lot of you.

Moving house, D3 via 3G again

Grats on making your escape from crazy

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Originally Posted by trAse

Pipe down, the lot of you.

Moving house, D3 via 3G again

Ouch. It'll be like you've got a teleport function permanently enabled as your character skips around the map.

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Originally Posted by trAse

Pipe down, the lot of you.

yeah no one is interested in the dubz vs yerg lame off

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Originally Posted by trAse

Moving house, D3 via 3G again

how is that even possible

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Originally Posted by BigGroovyFcuker

how is that even possible

iPad? Macbook? Some other portable computing device?

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Originally Posted by Yergg

I am using a 950 dps 1 hand with IAS and a 100-300 damage off hand with 140 int

I'm using a 2h axe on my Wizard.

792dps
170-381 Holy Damage
+23% Damage
+105 Str
+104 Int
+98 Vit
Critical Hit Damage Increased by 60%
1 socket

Picked it up for 50k on the AH

17,200 dps / 19,500 hitpoints / 160 resist all

Nowhere NEAR the gear Yerg has. Normal mobs in Inferno Act 1 can one-shot me.

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Originally Posted by BigGroovyFcuker

lol notsureifserious

51 on Act 1 Hell now, getting raped. Might need new gear or respec my skills or something. Anyone keen to have a bash through Hell together?

I'm a WD, should I focus more on survivability (vit, resistance etc?) or should I still look for int items with vit and resistance as a secondary stat?

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Originally Posted by Wowk

iPad? Macbook? Some other portable computing device?

i meant the connection

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Originally Posted by Bwen

51 on Act 1 Hell now, getting raped. Might need new gear or respec my skills or something. Anyone keen to have a bash through Hell together?

yeah about 53 in act 1 hell too. i'm doing ok... when i don't get hit

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Originally Posted by MadMike

Normal mobs in Inferno Act 1 can one-shot me.

yea you don't need a shield but...

Non-excellent flamewar deleted on request. Be nice etc.

fkn auction house down damnit.
anyone know when its up?

my stash is full and i have about 15 other rares i want to put up for auction. fail.

Yerg is Inferno Whimseyshire worth farming?

Edit: opinion so far is that Whimseyshire is equivalent to the next level Act 1. So doing Hell Whimseyshire might be a good way to gear for Inferno? Guess I'm off to farm up 500k to upgrade my staff...

I have the staff for normal / nightmare / hell.

There is no way I can do inferno whimsy, even Kripp and Quicks can't do whimsey they skip all the packs and leave them in a corner and just do the clouds, pots of gold and pinata.

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Originally Posted by Bwen

51 on Act 1 Hell now, getting raped. Might need new gear or respec my skills or something. Anyone keen to have a bash through Hell together?

I'm a WD, should I focus more on survivability (vit, resistance etc?) or should I still look for int items with vit and resistance as a secondary stat?

yeah i'm a 56 monk battling on act 1 hell. special packs fuck me up. my gear is so weak but i'm saving all my money up til i hit level 60.

will be on later tonight we can get destroyed together

just buy something for now you tight arse

auction house is back up but wtf, theres no gems! do they really want us to farm gems the hard way

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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

auction house is back up but wtf, theres no gems! do they really want us to farm gems the hard way

Nightmare drops gems like candy.

Someone clear some things up for me about Whimseyshire... once you open it up, is it available to you from there on in? Or do you have to open it every time you play? like D2 with the cow level?

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Originally Posted by Wowk

iPad?

D3 on an iPad. LOOOOL

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Originally Posted by UMGAWA

Nightmare drops gems like candy.

so true i have 20 flawless emeralds that i don't want that aren't worth shit.

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Originally Posted by TroyShaun

so true i have 20 flawless emeralds that i don't want that aren't worth shit.

give them to me so i can make epic dex gems for Monk Emagic

So monk is like sin?
What's DH similar to then?

i take it that gems are the only thing you can put in sockets? kinda gay. bring back jewels you fgts.

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Originally Posted by J0rdz

Someone clear some things up for me about Whimseyshire... once you open it up, is it available to you from there on in? Or do you have to open it every time you play? like D2 with the cow level?

never been so somebody correct me if i'm wrong but you keep the staff forever but there's one for each difficulty. it's also bound to your account so you can't trade it

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Originally Posted by rancho

i take it that gems are the only thing you can put in sockets? kinda gay. bring back jewels you fgts.

yeah i kinda miss the old runes and runeword items too. hopefully there is extra content in the future

runewords were pretty shit unless they were ith

Eh, just can't get into it as much as I did with D2.

Maybe it's because my character isn't that strong and I pretty much have to be with someone helping me all the fucking time

someone aware me on how i get this secret level

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Originally Posted by patrickbateman

someone aware me on how i get this secret level

http://soe.hubpages.com/hub/Whimsysh...Guide-Diablo-3

• Assembling the Staff of Herding
• Black Mushroom
• Leoric's Shinbone
• Liquid Rainbow
• Wirt's Bell
• Gibbering Gemstone
• Staff of Herding Plans

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

Eh, just can't get into it as much as I did with D2.

Maybe it's because my character isn't that strong and I pretty much have to be with someone helping me all the fucking time

what class are you playing? every class should be able to solo normal fairly easily

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Originally Posted by TroyShaun

so true i have 20 flawless emeralds that i don't want that aren't worth shit.

upgrade your jeweller and upgrade them?

just did secret level for first time courtesy of smidgin. piss funny

although shit drops, nothing but a stack of terrible blues.

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Originally Posted by BigGroovyFcuker

what class are you playing? every class should be able to solo normal fairly easily

Demon hunter.

It's got nothing on what the amaslut used to be in D2. I dunno, maybe his skills get better later on in the game...

yeah demon hunter gets much more fun later on. especially if you change your settings to elective mode so you dont have to use POS traps.

Later on? You're level ~20 jrod...

Woo beat Belial last night, onto act 3 tonight. Level 25 monk but I'm mostly using my first primary/secondary skills because they seem the best.

Took Belial solo, once I figured out his tactics it wasn't too hard.

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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

upgrade your jeweller and upgrade them?

they're emeralds which i don't use just need ruby's for my barb, and don't have the thousands required waste on upgrades since I intend to get up to inferno without the help of the auction house.

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

It's got nothing on what the amaslut used to be in D2

not sure what you mean. the DH is a combination of the amazon and assassin from D2. there is a much greater variety of skills to play with. in D2 you basically had to decide whether you were building a bowazon or javazon.

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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

POS traps.

yeah nah

i had to resort to auction house, was getting raped in act 1 nightmare solo by uniques. having not found a single decent item in game or from npcs.

bought a sweet ass chest armour with heaps of intelligence and vitality. now i am not raped.

do rares become less common as you go on or some shit? i think i found like 1-2 rares in all of act 1 (went to bed after got to act2). skeleton king, jailer and king leoric all gave me a couple of shit magics. i even had 2 stacked mf shrines when i killed the jailer.