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Best article, and the first comment is incredibly awesome.

http://noisey.vice.com/read/Middle-C...rop-the-N-Bomb

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Yes.

Obviously *adjusts tie* it's a serious training device. But this will not stop me scouring ebay for things that scare the shit out of cats. BRB

There's another type of 'detterent' called a jumpo which is like a safer mousetrap like device

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Straw poll:

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How long did you stare into it?

Long enough to observe subtle differences in the samples, and to consider if those differences were a product of manufacturing flaws, hand-finishing, or lighting and camera angles.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Dairy, if you leave dry food out they will graze through the night and not need to wake you up.
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Dairy, if you leave dry food out they will graze through the night and not need to wake you up.

Lol cat sentry just went off again whilst reading this post.. 6:0 cat spray to sentry disarm ratio, how can that be possible?

The thing about leaving food out for a cat is it can lead to health probs, particularly with indoor cats. The missus is a little pedantic about this sort of shit previously being an vet nurse.
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need help plz

what movie is primalstatics av from/which actor?



having a bit of a brain fart and can't for the life of me figure out who it is/where it's from.

(tineye didn't give me any clues, just greater res)

Timing.

This is on the tele. That scene was just on, I smirked.

Also, it's California Man here

Yothu Yindi, lol.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Dairy, if you leave dry food out they will graze through the night and not need to wake you up.

yeah but then they'll get kidney problems

do you hate your cat
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Master clutch cylinder in the ute is fucked - just drove to the mechanics in first gear

your solution is to ask them to replace the engine with the twin turbo rotary from the FD-RX7 ... you'd still be driving in first gear, but quite happily at 70kph.
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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haven't paid tax in years; have the ****s moved into the 20th century and got a webapp yet?

Being able to do your tax return while doing a shit would be something I'd look forward to every year
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Timing.

This is on the tele. That scene was just on, I smirked.

Also, it's California Man here

Yothu Yindi, lol.

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not having to install some crappy desktop app with a win95-inspired UI would be enough to "look forward to" (anyone know if it works under WINE? )

they really need to get over the 800x600 window size too. MAKE IT BIGGER YOU FUCKING OVERRATED ACCOUNTANT HACKS
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they really need to get over the 800x600 window size too. MAKE IT BIGGER YOU FUCKING OVERRATED ACCOUNTANT HACKS

ahaha so they still do use the 'legacy' desktop app?

I first had to use it when i was computer janitoring after dropping out of uni one time, and even then all the banks and shit had secure browser-based services. It'd be pretty funny if they still haven't fixed this shit before I graduate and I end up getting hired to do it because fucking hell I have wasted so much time in this degree
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Hold the phone. Leaving out food is bad for the cat?

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dammit, I just bought a new power board the other day and getting it out of that hermatically sealed packaging was a challenge
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dammit, I just bought a new power board the other day and getting it out of that hermatically sealed packaging was a challenge

What sort of man doesn't have at least one Stanley Knife in the house?
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Hold the phone. Leaving out food is bad for the cat?

only dry biscuit food and only if you don't also leave out enough water or your cat is retarded and doesn't drink enough (which is probably like every cat that doesn't have the 'beetus)

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What sort of man doesn't have at least one Stanley Knife in the house?

one who has one of these instead



the french may be shit at everything else but they can make a good knife
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I ignored guetta. Take that!

sounds like he try and friends everyone, I dont feel that special anymore
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ahaha so they still do use the 'legacy' desktop app?

I first had to use it when i was computer janitoring after dropping out of uni one time, and even then all the banks and shit had secure browser-based services. It'd be pretty funny if they still haven't fixed this shit before I graduate and I end up getting hired to do it because fucking hell I have wasted so much time in this degree

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I ignored guetta. Take that!

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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