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90 minutes of Footballs.

Lost 4 - 0 to the best team in the league (Maroubra), I'd prepared myself for double figures.

Pulled off some fuck yeah saves, frimponged a guy, decent enough game.

Our firsts 'keeper got Frimponged last weekend with 2 minutes to play. Broken ribs and a collapsed lung. He played out the last corner, then he left the ground in an ambulance.
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Solid.

Except now that's in my head I'm going to bitch out of the next 50:50 challenge, I can feel it now. Thanks, Duncan.
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From what I heard the reason he got fucked up is because he bitched out.
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go in hard is the only way on a football field
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Our firsts 'keeper got Frimponged last weekend with 2 minutes to play. Broken ribs and a collapsed lung. He played out the last corner, then he left the ground in an ambulance.

Trooper.

We (bottom) played the top team today and were down to 9 men in the first 15 mins. Ref was on a rampage.

6-0 loss fml
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go in hard is the only way on a football field

Yeah, you always regret it when you don't. I'd rather come out and make a mistake than stand there ball watching.

I want to frimpong someone like this, but actually get near the ball.

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*"Almost kills" is a bit over the top.

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We (bottom) played the top team today

Heh, same.

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lol that was dumb, there's barely anything in it. Blokes cop bigger hits than that every game in Aussie Rules, Rugby and League.
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They rarely do a complete somersault before hitting the ground.

A frimpong is a very different type of physics experiment.
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Blokes cop bigger hits than that every game in Aussie Rules, Rugby and League.

yeah but those sports are played by blokes.

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lol derp, reverse order


also got a sitter for sat night, now to convince the missus to meet a crazy woman from the internet
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yeah but those sports are played by blokes.

Good point. I put extra product in my hair on Sundays so it still looks good after the game. Also, I call it product.

It had to be this way though. I'm too posh for League, not posh enough for Union and Aussie Rules doesn't actually exist.
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Holy shit. There's some proper doppels on Google images.

This is one of them yea?

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lol derp, reverse order


also got a sitter for sat night, now to convince the missus to meet a crazy woman from the internet


I'v found that the only time it really feels like cheating, is the first time. After that its kind of like a routine and you don't even feel guilty if they make you dinner after you've been eating out some other vag all morning.

/winningways
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lol derp, reverse order


also got a sitter for sat night, now to convince the missus to meet a crazy woman from the internet

Amon to that.
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I'm sure you guys would get on like a cubbyhouse on fire.


Edit: 6666 post count - I'm the devil/debil!

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Vivid Festival.

Amon Tobin is doing 2 shows at the Opera House on Saturday night. Might be sold out by now though.
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Going to the Melbourne gig on that front... Got tickets to the premiere of the LCD Soundsystem doco on Sunday night, I assume that's part of vivid
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So nads am i waiting for you after the 2nd show, i'll probably be at the end of my funny phase and moving onto my annoying phase
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I'm sure you guys would get on like a cubbyhouse on fire.


Edit: 6666 post count - I'm the devil/debil!

Fuck Run Devil Run ruled.

*edit - Now I think about it, SNSD have probably had the most 'life changing' effect that music has had on me since Radiohead, that is more than a little disturbing.

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Duuude.

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Duuude.

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Radiohead...

I honestly put that part in for your benefit.

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I hate it when you're right and I'm not.

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Fuck Run Devil Run ruled.

*edit - Now I think about it, SNSD have probably had the most 'life changing' effect that music has had on me since Radiohead, that is more than a little disturbing.

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Mine too, except for the Radiohead.

It was around the time when I decided to put a concerted effort into getting fit/changing my lifestyle.
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So nads am i waiting for you after the 2nd show, i'll probably be at the end of my funny phase and moving onto my annoying phase

Are you not going to the show? I'm not, wana hang out when you are in your funny phase?

Not that I want to hang out, just I dont believe there is a funny phase.

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My brother bought me Amon Tobin tix for my birthday. He's a pretty rad brother.
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please stop talking about amon tobin. it's upsetting for those of us that don't live in real cities.

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please stop talking about amon tobin. it's upsetting for those of us that don't live in real cities.

or those who booked holidays the day before, THE FUCKING DAY before the concert was announced and cannot change
ill be in semenyak or whatever the nice bit of bali is called
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Are you not going to the show? I'm not, wana hang out when you are in your funny phase?

Not that I want to hang out, just I dont believe there is a funny phase.

No

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My brother bought me Amon Tobin tix for my birthday. He's a pretty rad brother.

You should get him to post here, he sounds alright
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Ooooh the guy who didn't the music for Splinter Cell on the xbox - why didn't you say?

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or those who booked holidays the day before, THE FUCKING DAY before the concert was announced and cannot change
ill be in semenyak or whatever the nice bit of bali is called
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really? you fucking privileged sook.
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Mine too, except for the Radiohead.

It was around the time when I decided to put a concerted effort into getting fit/changing my lifestyle.

It's funny because the music I listen to most people associate with hard drug use but I use it for massive inspiration while lifting or exercising.
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It's funny because the music I listen to most people associate with hard drug use brain damage but I use it for massive inspiration while lifting or exercising.

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This guy just followed me on twitter. I'm not sure why, but I'm glad he did:
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really? you fucking privileged sook.

haha, i booked (cheap like a 1k holiday) to leave day of concert and only booked 1 day before this was announced
i would have left a day later
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its bali, so second kinda, well third, unless they declared communist latelyy
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lol #firstworldproblems

Does the Shire count as the first world? I'm genuinely not sure.

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twat edited it lol
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Not true, seeing as I know a bloke with very similar music taste to me whom has a doctorate.
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You should get him to post here, he sounds alright

Nah, he's not really into internet forums.
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Not true, seeing as I know a bloke with very similar music taste to me whom has a doctorate.

So he got brain damaged after his phd?

Also, if in doubt, use who.

http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/who.html

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Nah, he's not really into internet forums.

good taste in cheese though.

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