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liberabit, you have a terrible post to like ratio. We need to perform urgent multi-directional circlejerking on you.


so cyber-bukake is the key to popularity...
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I'd like to do away with the "like" box and have user titles dished out by mods.

I miss setting avatars/titles and then putting users in groups that didn't have access to change them.

alternately since ITM are such jews they should make it so we can pay to change other people's avatar & title and once that's done it costs the victim $5 to change it back
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new challenge: attempt to like every post in this thread until thread is closed

can it be done?

It took a while, but..



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CAN'T BE DONE. THREAD MOVES AT A RATE OF SPEED OF >50 POSTS PER DAY. THE PLANE TAKES OFF.

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weirdest dream (or at least weird) last night. I was returning from an overseas consulting job, but instead of returning to my home office I returned to a building in Gosford near the beach, where my new boss was a guy Ionce worked for in my first real job. He wanted me take some software I wrote which inspects java heaps and CPU usage, and use the results for real time camo on world war two fighting planes. The planes were controlled by java software, and when they fired guns or did dives etc the heaps were more active, and the camo would realtime cycle a representation of the plan control software. The iostat, sys, idle, user CPU stats were on the underside of the plane, the java heap on the top. Apparently this made it easier for other planes in the squadron to see the realtime capabilities of the plane by looking at them, but opposing forces would just see swirls of colour and be confused and make mistakes.

Then the Chinese government raided the office, and I was taken outside where it started raining. That's when I woke up.
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Of Shaheed, "We gotta go back" when he said
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'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo"

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weirdest dream (or at least weird) last night. I was returning from an overseas consulting job, but instead of returning to my home office I returned to a building in Gosford near the beach, where my new boss was a guy Ionce worked for in my first real job. He wanted me take some software I wrote which inspects java heaps and CPU usage, and use the results for real time camo on world war two fighting planes. The planes were controlled by java software, and when they fired guns or did dives etc the heaps were more active, and the camo would realtime cycle a representation of the plan control software. The iostat, sys, idle, user CPU stats were on the underside of the plane, the java heap on the top. Apparently this made it easier for other planes in the squadron to see the realtime capabilities of the plane by looking at them, but opposing forces would just see swirls of colour and be confused and make mistakes.

Then the Chinese government raided the office, and I was taken outside where it started raining. That's when I woke up.

That's fucking amazing.
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I dreamt last night that I went skiing while on acid and I had to pretend to my girlfriends parents that I wasnt high... Odd
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Come to think of it, I dreamt that I was in an out of control semi trailer with an old, old friend of mine that I haven't seen in nearly 20 years.

God knows what unresolved shit is festering in the dark recesses of my mind.
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all I remember of my dream was some people trying to teach this actual-legit-autistic guy I know how to use Adobe Illustrator
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I dreamt last night that I went skiing while on acid and I had to pretend to my girlfriends parents that I wasnt high... Odd

Been there, done that. Except it was nude surfing, not skiing
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Watched Horrible Bosses last night in my GF's bedroom; her and me chilling on the bed, her male flatmate laying on the floor. She had it on her Mac so we connected it up to her telly. Movie finishes and we all just start chatting, as you do. The Mac screen saver kicks in and begins cycling through all the pics on her HD. After about 5 minutes one appears that we took on a coast getaway. Of us in the bath. With her tits showing.

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Hit up becy and Madz for info, they've both travelled there a fair bit. Becy has done the whole hire a car thing there and raves about it.

i vaguely recall reading becy's recount of vietnam which mostly just talked about the shit things

will have to touch base with madz.

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After about 5 minutes one appears that we took on a coast getaway. Of us in the bath. With her tits showing.

hurrrr story is useless without pics

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Didn't dream last night, had a two and a half metre long shark swim over me this morning though.

pics or stfu edit;

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Everyone knows your snorkeling is just a cover for transition to Aqua Aerobics.

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Webber wins the Monaco Grand Prix. Ryder Hesjedal becomes the first Canadian to win a Grand Tour in winning the Giro d"Italia. Nice Sunday night.
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don't forget Australia has a new world BMX champion - Sam Willoughby
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That was pretty fun to watch. Some crazy stacks at the first turn.
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I dun made video what has sharks in it

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what types of sharks are those? also. do you get scared by them? i think id shit my wetsuit if i saw sharks.
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They're Grey Nurse Sharks, so (apparently) docile, except after the sun goes down when they get hungry. Though the locals wished they were allowed to night dive it. Had one come just over my head as I hugged a rock, they're checking us out as we're in their bedroom, so you're mindful of that and take it nice and slow and easy, doing so calms you down so you can just hug a rock for a bit and watch them move about.

I've been in with grey nurses a few times, once up at rainbow beach where we couldn't see more than two metres so you got to see them up nice and close. Because of the limited vis, or the new creatures, you take it nice and slow, ensure you're breathing at all times and trust in the guides not to drop you in the middle of any actually potentially dangerous sharks. Could also be a bore with stats about shark deaths vs pedestrian deaths, but let's not and say we didn't.

When you start encroaching on things underwater they mostly just bolt as well, so more reason to take it slow.

Edit: forgot the good bit, swimming with sharks is the best thing i've ever done, the experience will always be hard to top.
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most sharks are harmless. looks like a grey nurse? if it's not it's some type of reef shark

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You got it right in one though, and started with the right sentence imo
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I stepped on a gray nurse once. Fucker almost killed me. Twice. First was when I fell backwards and hit my head on hard coral, and the second was when it swung around and nose butted me in the ribs. Prick of a thing. At least it didn't bite my arm off.
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Now for the next life challenge, am going to watch lawrence of arabia on the big screen tonight. I have my jellaba at the ready. Where can one get a Fez from in the middle of the city?

@dbb, fucken OUCH! if it's any consolation my experiences with sharks have all been cruisy ones, did almost land on a few wobbys this weekend, they hide them well amongst the rocks up there, and they can whip around and bite whatever's on their tail if they feel the need. That said, you can get nice and close to them and they won't move pretty easily.
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more importantly, do you have a supply of red bull to keep you awake?
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We're going in with hip flasks and seeing through shades of mango so the red bull could just make it dangerous.
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then you'll be asleep before it's halfway through
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Not with the liberal application of the sheer grit, just done two days of diving and driving too so it's pushing it, I plan to sleepwalk the entire following week.
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true grit is a euphemism for cocaine these days?
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Think you're going in that cave, huh buddy? Do ya? Do ya? Not without getting through us first though.

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true grit is a euphemism for cocaine these days?

I figure it's being just slightly stupid enough to not care about potential consequences of doing something silly.
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I'm going to Port Lincoln later this year to swim with the bluefin. Should be scary.
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Send pics, or a postcard...with a pic. I saw some pics Spacemonkey's put up of his time on the fishing boat down there, looked pretty amazing.
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Not with the liberal application of the sheer grit, just done two days of diving and driving too so it's pushing it, I plan to sleepwalk the entire following week.

I could have used some of that sheer grit at Rollins. I was only packing diet grit.
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Goddam Jolt Cola needs to get their shit together.

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Goddam Jolt Cola needs to get their shit together.

http://www.joltcola.com.au/

didn't they go bust?
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Goddam Jolt Cola needs to get their shit together.

http://www.joltcola.com.au/

straight out of the 90s, back when they weren't faced with huge competition from red bull et al and could actually turn a profit

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