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To Secret, Or Not to Secret?
I like a good chinwag as much as the next person, but sometimes you just hear things you just don't want to know.
Have you ever been in a situation where you think you were better off not knowing?

Or is knowledge something that should be hoarded.

Like they say in Spiderman: with great power comes great vulnerability.
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My son told me my sister has a hairy vagina. Could have lived without that knowledge
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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My son told me my sister has a hairy vagina. Could have lived without that knowledge

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People give up info too quickly and easily these days. The art of the secret is lost on the smartphone generation these days and it's quite sad.
Even when I finally do get a smart(er) phone I'll be doing my best not to fall into this trap.
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This wierd guy I used to work with once told us in the office that he gave a junkie hooker a ride to her dealers place in exchange for a blowjob. I really didn't need to know that.
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My son told me my sister has a hairy vagina. Could have lived without that knowledge

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Like they say in Spiderman: with great power comes great vulnerability.

Are you fucking serious?! You know you got that wrong, right?
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As much as I love the Devastator avatar, you can't be serious in pulling him up on that..

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Like they say in Spiderman: with great power comes great vulnerability.

Marshy is trolling.
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An old flatmate who i already felt a bit grossed out by told me he was hooking up with an asian chick in a bar. She ended up admitting she was a guy but he was too far gone so he fucked him anyway. I didnt really want to know that about him
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An old flatmate who i already felt a bit grossed out by told me he was hooking up with an asian chick in a bar. She ended up admitting she was a guy but he was too far gone so he fucked him anyway. I didnt really want to know that about him

I think fight club rules should generally be applied to hooker or tranny sex. Unless you're Mashwah of course
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I have witnessed somebody confess something which resulted directly in them being divorced.
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I have witnessed somebody confess something which resulted directly in them being divorced.

Fucking hell. You've gotta give us some detail now!
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^ if you insist lol....

a good few years ago I joined a mate and his brother in law for a bit of a drinking/drug taking session. the brother in law (husband of my mates sister) confessed that he was bi and had fooled around with his best mate whilst engaged to be married.
Whether it was the right thing to do or not I can't say but my mate ended up telling his sister who proceeded to divorce him, they had no children and maybe it was best in the longrun i don't know.

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I think you did the right thing, as did her brother.
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Fuckin' boom. That's some heavy shit. Case in point, textbook dont-want-to-know.
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The lesson here is that there is no such thing as bisexuality.

There are gays, and gays-in-waiting.

it's more of a spectrum with hegemonic masculinity on one end and flamboyant homosexuality on the other.
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there's straight, homo, and some people will take anything they can get
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No it's not a spectrum.

It's a binary outcome, you're either straight or a homosexual.

Name me someone who is genuinely bisexual, I challenge you.

You're saying it's impossible for anyone to truly like both cock and vag?
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i don't think anyone who likes vag as much as i do, can have any likes left for cock

Imagine if the world was ITM and there was a cock thread and a vag thread, with pictures of vag and cock in each,

Sure you could split your daily like allowance on cock and vag, but you could also go full homo on the cock, or devote yourself soley to vag

you know what i mean,
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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i don't think anyone who likes vag as much as i do, can have any likes left for cock

Imagine if the world was ITM and there was a cock thread and a vag thread, with pictures of vag and cock in each,

Sure you could split your daily like allowance on cock and vag, but you could also go full homo on the cock, or devote yourself soley to vag

you know what i mean,

Yeah totes, the only cock I like more than vag is my own. I give it plenty of likes, believe me.

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thread needs to be merged with the 'would you' thread.
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Indeed - sounding a bit familiar.

But yes ... we really do need to learn to keep secrets. Not that sharing is a bad thing when there are problems you need to work out, but deep and sordid details of your sex life to close friends can be awkward when you subsequently only picture certain things about certain people. For example learning someone was into golden showers and whenever you see them visualising someone else (ie your friend) pissing on them. DNW image in my head.

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Old friend of mine, whom I no longer associate with, at some "rave" at Rod Laver... she's super goog'd, turns around out of nowhere and goes "i take it up the ass". Totally shocked, purely due to the timing, I just sit there not saying anything. She decides to go into details: "It smells heaps, but it feels really good. You need to make sure you have a towel close by, cause it can get messy. I fart heaps afterwards. Its the best when we're high on MD". She then later confessed that her and her now husband loved to go to peep-shows, and would often let me know that they were heading along to one after they'd been out with us. She loved to over-share.

At her 21st, a few months later, I got really drunk. At the end of my P.C speech, I turned around and said something like "the reason my speech was so boring was that Blah Blah told me not to say anything about porn, anal sex, or drugs". Say to say, that was the beginning of the end of our friendship. lol!
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as amusing as I fin that poor a al chicks wedding would had gone right up the shitter at that point.
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Can you please explain this expression?

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Safe to say, the English language is going a little by the wayside with each passing generation who bastardise and hack away at it, and dont understand it, yet still think they are "clever" by misquoting what were once common sayings.

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Can you please explain this expression?

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Safe to say, the English language is going a little by the wayside with each passing generation who bastardise and hack away at it, and dont understand it, yet still think they are "clever" by misquoting what were once common sayings.

I don't know, I think it all goes well for the future.

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i got a mass facebook message from a chick outlining how she got herself into a 2k drug debt and had to take pornographic photos and videos to repay said debt, along with a message that pretty much went like 'and if you hate me for it so be it etc'. I'm not even in her social circle.
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Link to pics/vids plz
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I would but she was 17 at the time, and that pots a little too hot for me to jump into if you catch my drift.
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Even more reason to post links to pics/vids.
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