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I agree with you, I dont want a man who's going to bring that shit up.
I dont want to know where its been, I just dont.

I agree as well, We both have our pasts and that's that but I don't need to know the details of it.

Afraid to be herself and live her own life is definitely a deal breaker as well. DNW tied at the hip 24/7

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guys who winge and moan. be a man. rub some dirt on it. get over it.
stop being a big crybaby.

guys who wear skinny leg jeans when they actually have skinny legs. get some muscle.
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Girls that complain that they need to lose a few kgs yet never do anything about it. Fucking do my head.

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Girls that complain that they need to lose a few kgs yet never do anything about it. Fucking do my head.

As far as I can tell, that rules out like 99% of the female population...not saying that they all NEED to lose weight, but fuck, they all seem to think they do!
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As far as I can tell, that rules out like 99% of the female population...not saying that they all NEED to lose weight, but fuck, they all seem to think they do!

Most of them do.

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guys who wear skinny leg jeans when they actually have skinny legs. get some muscle.

If they had some muscle they wouldn't be able to wear skinny leg jeans. Those things exist so you girls can tell who the total wieners are.

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If they had some muscle they wouldn't be able to wear skinny leg jeans. Those things exist so you girls can tell who the total wieners are.

yes yes.
guys just can't be THAT skinny. not good at all.
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In my experience, guys with huge legs are less likely to rule the world than skinny legged nerds.

In my experience there is a happy medium, or did guys with a normal build just disappear off the face of the planet?
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Girls that complain that they need to lose a few kgs yet never do anything about it. Fucking do my head.

God I dont even want friends who do this, its a pain in the ass:

Stupid people: *eats maccas* OH im so fat man I hate my thighs I just wish I could loose a couple of kgs but I cant its so hard NOTHING WORKS FOR ME!!
Me:*shoots self in brain*
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God I dont even want friends who do this, its a pain in the ass:

Stupid people: *eats maccas* OH im so fat man I hate my thighs I just wish I could loose a couple of kgs but I cant its so hard NOTHING WORKS FOR ME!!
Me:*shoots self in brain*

I have a friend like that as well. "I'm going to join the gym. I'm going to start running. I'm going to do the C2S." Then we'll be sitting there on Sunday arvo eating McDonalds, "what happened to joining the gym?"

Might be funny looking back on it, but it does heads.


Speaking of heads, dealbreaker, doesn't enjoy giving head.

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I have a friend like that as well. "I'm going to join the gym. I'm going to start running. I'm going to do the C2S." Then we'll be sitting there on Sunday arvo eating McDonalds, "what happened to joining the gym?"

Might be funny looking back on it, but it does heads.


Speaking of heads, dealbreaker, doesn't enjoy giving head.

Yeah, I think thats defs a friend deal breaker as well as a partner deal breaker.
Oh I joined the gym and they take out $14.95 a week from my bank account but I havent been in 6 months, oh my god are you retarded!

Dealbreaker; someone who is incredibly jealous.
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Dealbreaker; someone who is incredibly jealous.

Dealbreaker - untrustworthy.

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Dealbreaker: She has a bigger dick than me.

Metaphorically, or...?

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Yeah, I think thats defs a friend deal breaker as well as a partner deal breaker.
Oh I joined the gym and they take out $14.95 a week from my bank account but I havent been in 6 months, oh my god are you retarded!

Dealbreaker; someone who is incredibly jealous.

Seriously. Who are you and why are you taking the piss?


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People who study "fitnes", and are fat, can gtfo

What is your deal? Why buy gluten free soy lattee dick up your arse whateva, if your lazy lifestyle and 10 vodka lime sodas on the weekend are going to make you a fat bitch anyway?

Don't tell me that drinking normal coke is "sooooooooooooo bad", if you look like a pugs face,

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Dealbreaker: She has a bigger dick than me.

Big enough to break more than deals?

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Dealbreakers:

Shaves legs instead of waxing
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Dealbreakers:

Shaves legs instead of waxing

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Don't tell me that drinking normal coke is "sooooooooooooo bad", if you look like a pugs face,

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Shaves anything instead of waxing. DNW prickly grow-back, especially on legs with those visible follicles that girls get.

Wax pls, or ideally laser, then moisturise for max softness. IMO girls who shave are a bit rough around the edges.
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