I asked Peter to root her not you. Mind you she did take my spoon

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Originally Posted by airconteka

Do you live in a flat, with a kid? I did that for about a year drove me nuts

yeah, 2 times was about to sell as in had the agent over and stuff, first time next morning company gets taken over, so nothing doing, second time i get told im gone soon the next day (which was 5 months ago, soon???) . first world probs and all that

we dont put away either, i just kick a space clear after little one is asleep.

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Originally Posted by airconteka

peter I need you to do me a favour, can you please bang the bird at berluccis in manuka with the nicest ass in the world, then tell me about it to see how accurate my fantasy was

Sure, can't hurt to try.

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will generate lols if nothing else.

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

In other news: Jess had a crack at me for not going to her farewell. I was all like, "I wasn't invited....".

heh

Out of target cuddle party? In.

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

In other news: Jess had a crack at me for not going to her farewell. I was all like, "I wasn't invited....".

The only reason I went was to meet you. Jerk.

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Originally Posted by cuddlebear

Sure, can't hurt to try.

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will generate lols if nothing else.

Just dont get crabs

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i got them and they werent that nice

Yes.

I actually had a farewell dinner for a chap at work there a few months ago. They did a...[many course] entre + dinner + dessert which was very tasty.

As for crab, I don't trust any seafood in canberra. It's a fair way from the sea.

Pro tip- if you get crabs and you're embarrassed when you go to the chemist to buy a remedy, the stuff for normal head lice works perfectly well, and you can tell them your kid got them at school.

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A mate told me this

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Originally Posted by Morphee

Yeah but Ed is flying a real airline. With baggage. And food service. And in flight entertainment.

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Cant diss too much, I am contemplating goint to Singapore with a friend for the long weekend with the stupidly cheap Scoot prices. Am coming to bris the week after so justifying the spend to go to Singa for a few days is hard

my scoot flights included baggage yeaaaaah. and food is only like $14 if you so desire plane food. and for entertainment... 8 hours of boredom is worth it for the price. plus i can watch 3/4 of a movie before my laptop battery dies and then i can spend a few hours wondering how it ends.

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Originally Posted by Morphee

The only reason I went was to meet you. Jerk.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

One day...

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Originally Posted by rancho

my scoot flights included baggage yeaaaaah. and food is only like $14 if you so desire plane food. and for entertainment... 8 hours of boredom is worth it for the price. plus i can watch 3/4 of a movie before my laptop battery dies and then i can spend a few hours wondering how it ends.

Your laptop battery sucks. Get a new one.

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Originally Posted by Anselm

Fair play...I never had any problems in the UK and haven't tried it here yet but then again, I never really tried to synch it with the phone or manage podcasts...

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

In other news: Jess had a crack at me for not going to her farewell. I was all like, "I wasn't invited....".

O!
M!
G!

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Originally Posted by crabman

Wait, are you in the UK?

Nah man.

Yes.

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

It pretty much screams, "I'm fit, look at me".

I think in my case when they see me running they just look at me in horror and think, "fuck, if he gets rapey, no way I can fight him off or outrun him".

I'v identified to poison in this thread,

goodloves arrogance,

justinjs trolling of derp

the end.

Spent half an hour this evening touching up photos of hot friend for acting/modelling portfolio thingy. Freindzone level 12 reached.

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

Spent half an hour this evening touching up photos of hot friend for acting/modelling portfolio thingy. Freindzone level 12 reached.

Oh yeah, I touched her up good.

Did you blur some lines in your friendship?

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

I think your modesty is your finest quality though.

how is any of that immodest?

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

I'v identified to poison in this thread,

goodloves arrogance,

how am I arrogant?

You're allowed to talk about pretty much the same shit as me, but you get away with it because you are life's underdog?


please.

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Originally Posted by GoodLove

please.

Come on gooby you're the biggest Figjam in here

That eharmony post killed me

Cold enough for ya this morning poonster?

Ha, it's currently a balmy 2.8 C. Ain't no thang

You could leave your meat outside to dry age

Twss.

Fuck - broken through the wall now, not going to get to sleep any time soon, now I have to do more work and sleep right through the afternoon. fak.

ede pls

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Originally Posted by Poondaddy Shortbread

Ha, it's currently a balmy 2.8 C. Ain't no thang

Ain't nothing but a peanut.

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Originally Posted by big eddie

Fuck - broken through the wall now, not going to get to sleep any time soon, now I have to do more work and sleep right through the afternoon. fak.

So I take it you're not gonna drink that cup of tea in the kitchen? Its like the Marie Celeste around here.

Bloody dog escaped this morning, I forgot to put his collar on after washing him on the weekend. I'm currently in Canberra.

Yes.

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

So I take it you're not gonna drink that cup of tea in the kitchen? Its like the Marie Celeste around here.

nope - started making breakfast, ragequit and went to the cafe so someone else could make it for me.

And what that cup is just going to put itself away is it?

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

So I take it you're not gonna drink that cup of tea in the kitchen? Its like the Marie Celeste around here.

ragequit breakfast success

nice plate.

Where's the other half?

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Originally Posted by JustinJ

Your laptop battery sucks. Get a new one.

actually that's a good point, the battery is completely dead now so i'll need to replace it before i go.

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Originally Posted by big eddie

Glengarry Glenn Ridge imo

like for late show reference

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Originally Posted by airconteka

Bloody dog escaped this morning, I forgot to put his collar on after washing him on the weekend. I'm currently in Canberra.

Yes.

ruh roh. have you found it?

Unless its run to Canberra, I'd say no.

you're welcome

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Originally Posted by mischa21

ruh roh. have you found it?

Was going to make a smart arse joke about him not being able to make it to Canberra, but that would be mean. But since you asked my Dad got around to my house and the little bugger had let himself back in, what crazy adventures did he get up to I wonder.

ja I realised it as I said it but thought the kind tone of my post would squash any ****y posts.

and you got a like so I could bring you up to an even 5000

heh

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Originally Posted by GoodLove

You're allowed to talk about pretty much the same shit as me, but you get away with it because you are life's underdog?


please.

dude, chuck in one embarrassing story for every 5 FIGJAM stories and you'd come across as way less of a wanker

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Originally Posted by airconteka

Was going to make a smart arse joke about him not being able to make it to Canberra,

Your dog is a wuss.

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

dude, chuck in one embarrassing story for every 5 FIGJAM stories and you'd come across as way less of a wanker

Haha, Peaker truthbomb.