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The Korean Zombie walking out to The Cranberries - Zombie == best ever.

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One of the best fights this year! Awesome BJJ from both of them, but KZ is just relentless and is owning the stand up too.
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Fuck that was awesome.

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Wow. Can't wait for the Aldo/KZ title fight.
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Fucking awesome fight.

Aldo vs KZ will be sick

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what if koch win though ^

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aldo vs KZ will be killah !
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Another entertaining free card.

The Diaz/Miller and Zombie/Poirier cards were more entertaining than 80% of the recent PPV.

KZ is going to have to cut weight smarter as he was looking gassed in the 3rd. Jose did slow in the 4th and 5th against Hominick but is still a shitload quicker than KZ.

How comfortable did Cowboy look against Stevens? Stevens was giving him way too much distance, Diaz just never let him set his feet.

How about those body shots from Maldonado?
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fuck, that fight was a slug fest hey.

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sorry to see maldonado walk away with the loss there... if only he was stronger in the clinch
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Heavyweight Junior dos Santos (c) vs Frank Mir
Heavyweight Cain Velasquez vs Antonio Silva
Heavyweight Roy Nelson vs Dave Herman
Heavyweight Stipe Miočić vs Shane del Rosario
Heavyweight Stefan Struve vs Lavar Johnson

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Featherweight Diego Brandao vs Darren Elkins
Lightweight Edson Barboza vs Jamie Varner
Middleweight Jason Miller vs C.B. Dollaway
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Lightweight Jacob Volkmann vs Paul Sass
Light Heavyweight Kyle Kingsbury vs Glover Teixeira
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Solid card so far.

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Country with the heavy connection! Def KO of the night so far.
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shit! big foot has a good head...
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Pretty boring card, Big Foot bleeding everywhere was the highlight.

Really surprised that Jamie Varner KO'd Edson Barboza

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Big Foot bled out like a stuck pig, was intense.

No real surprises except for Barboza loss.

Mayhem has been cut, supposedly something happened backstage after his fight
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thats a shame, i think mayhem would've been good to keep around, especially in the pretty shallow middleweight division !
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thats a shame, i think mayhem would've been good to keep around, especially in the pretty shallow middleweight division !

Not really.

He is just not at the calibre needed to be successful in the UFC. His pre and post fight antics are funny - but you need to have the skills to back it up.

He looked terrible against Bisping and not that much better against Dollaway.
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I saw the try outs for Ultimate Fighter Australia are starting in June.

Anyone on here considering going for it?
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I would if i could fight.

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I would if i could fight.



Out of interest, does anyone on here train (box/muay thai/grapple etc)?

If so, what gym?
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Out of interest, does anyone on here train (box/muay thai/grapple etc)?

If so, what gym?

ehh i've been training muay thai for a bit over two years now at vt-1 gym in sydney
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Out of interest, does anyone on here train (box/muay thai/grapple etc)?

If so, what gym?

I used to train choy lay-fut kung fu for about 4 years in highschool, its the one most similar to muay thai so not entirely useless !

But yeah, a dude called "tapout" on here who posts heaps in the fitness threads used to be pretty into it back in the day i think, now he is just insanely fit,
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so much for being the saint he claims to be

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I saw the try outs for Ultimate Fighter Australia are starting in June.

Anyone on here considering going for it?

Two guys from my gym got selected to try out.

Pretty exciting i thought.
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Two guys from my gym got selected to try out.

Pretty exciting i thought.

That is exciting.

Out of interest, what BJJ belt are they?

How long have they been training?
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That is exciting.

Out of interest, what BJJ belt are they?

How long have they been training?

I couldn't tell you what belt they are off the top of my head, sorry. And i'm not sure how long each of them has been training.

I could find a youtube vid of one of them fighting if you wish.
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I couldn't tell you what belt they are off the top of my head, sorry. And i'm not sure how long each of them has been training.

I could find a youtube vid of one of them fighting if you wish.

No its cool.

I was just interested to see what the calibre and experience level of the participants are.

Whilst I know belts are not the be all end all, it does generally show how long people have been in the game for.
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whoa. theres a card on today. foxsports 1. just about to be the headline fight. mccall vs mighty mouse

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ffs..didn't know it was on fox sports, watched it on fuel lacking hd overall pretty good card

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Given the sudden popularity of MMA, I think this ad could be done for MMA as well....

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fedor retired this morning..

maynard vs guida on fuel tv or something this weekend and UFC 147. some decent fights and 147 will do under 150k PPV buys imo.

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That is exciting.

Out of interest, what BJJ belt are they?

How long have they been training?

I started training recently (couldn't resist), i'm just doing muay thai at the moment but at my gym we have Australia's first (and only?? bjj blackbelt), plus some dude from TUF is coming there next week I think, more info on their website

really good vibe and friendly people, wish I had started sooner !

www.mixedmartialarts.com.au
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oz has plenty of blackbelts

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I started training recently (couldn't resist), i'm just doing muay thai at the moment but at my gym we have Australia's first (and only?? bjj blackbelt), plus some dude from TUF is coming there next week I think, more info on their website

really good vibe and friendly people, wish I had started sooner !

www.mixedmartialarts.com.au

As smidgin said, Australia has a lot of Blackbelts (however I am not sure who got it first).

I train under Nova Uniao Blackbelts Rodney Ellis and Larry Papadopolous.

Good vibe and friendly people - looks like you are on to a winner.

It's important given the sudden popularity and blow in's starting up for all the wrong reasons...
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Silva vs Sonnen 1 is free on ufc.com at the moment

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I watched Countdown to 148 on the weekend.

F*ck I hate Sonnen. He is that typical trash talking, disrespectful yank that everyone hates.

The guy must have some mental problems. He just does not seem to grasp that he LOST the fight by TAPPING.

Yes he may have dominated, but he did not win.

What angered me even more is when he ridiculed Silva for blaming a rib issue on his poor performance in their first fight - what about the fact that he tested positive for PED's???? Why doesn’t he talk about that?

I hope Silva gets him in a Thai clinch and knee’s the sh*t out of him...
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