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Went on a date for the first time in I have no idea how long. Digging her a bit.
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Zapped by a friend getting her shit together and making the most of her life right now, meeting new people and generally just being more awesome than usual.
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Zapped like I have never been zapped before! Can't wipe the smile off my face
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Yay, Bizzy!
Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield.
That was pretty fucking ninja.

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Thank hun! I am currently disgusting myself!
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With a little luck, I'll be joining you soon in self disgust!
I guess it goes without saying that your date was a smashing success?
Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield.
That was pretty fucking ninja.

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Could not have gone any better!
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Nice work that girl.
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Thanks Lukey!
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Went on a date for the first time in I have no idea how long. Digging her a bit.





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Zapped like I have never been zapped before! Can't wipe the smile off my face


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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I didn't even pick up on that! He's a babe but not the one I am talking about
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I agree. I think we need to explore this further.
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Unfortunately the laws governing time and space would make it impossible for Biz n I to have gone on the same date.
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ooo Bizzy - we need catch ups... do need to live vicariously through your love life! okay?
very happy for you little lady <3
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ooo Bizzy - we need catch ups... do need to live vicariously through your love life! okay?
very happy for you little lady <3

Thank you hun! Yes! Catch ups are definitely needed!
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ooo Bizzy - we need catch ups... do need to live vicariously through your love life! okay?

Ha yeah.. that's what I've been doing lately.
...what does that even mean?!
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Ha yeah.. that's what I've been doing lately.


Thanks to our never ending, no detail left unsaid, group conversation you get to hear it ALL!
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girls = huge conversation starting from the first time you met, where you went, the weather, what you wore, etc etc., then every detail in the bed

guys = "good root or what?"


true story
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Booking another Japow holiday. Fucking cant wait.

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girls = huge conversation starting from the first time you met, where you went, the weather, what you wore, etc etc., then every detail in the bed

guys = "good root or what?"


true story


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Zapped! This is fucking flooring me. I can't concentrate to save my life!
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Zapped by having dinner with my old flatmates Tuesday night.

Them: "Ah we think the owners are selling, we only got a 6 month lease, when we leave though we think we'll get a 3 bedroom house together"
Me: "My lease will be up then, you want to make it a 4 bedder?"
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Booked a ticket today back to the motherland. It's been four years since I've gone home!

It's not all family and friend visits as I'm going there for a bit of independent work experience to try to help the community delay/stop a logging project that's going to destroy a lake that my family and many other families have been going to most of their lives. I've never even taken on something like this but passion makes you do some crazy things. Scared shitless at the thought of going up against the provincial government, FMAs, and logging companies but really excited at the same time as it will be quite a learning experience. Really hoping for a positive outcome but if the worst happens at least we all had one last trip there.
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hehehe... iLoad...
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good luck with the loggers

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- Passing my deep diving and night diving/limited visibility exams last night with only one wrong answer on each
- Starting my Nitrox/Enriched Air course last night
- Dreams about an exgf (tales of coffee with her kept popping up a few pages back)
- Shit hits the fan big time at work and what happens??? I start getting poached by various recruiters

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Zapped by the best morning ever!
Morning snuggles & brekkie together at some hipster cafe before work.
wish this happened more often
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That's terrifying! I daresay Canadian loggers would be a bit more polite and less vile.

Could only imagine the media shit storm that would occur if something like that happened in Saskatchewan. FMAs and logging companies have enough image issues to deal with, they wouldn't want loggers attacking protestors under their belts as well.
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zapped! was shouted lunch by collegue.
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That's terrifying! I daresay Canadian loggers would be a bit more polite and less vile.

Could only imagine the media shit storm that would occur if something like that happened in Saskatchewan. FMAs and logging companies have enough image issues to deal with, they wouldn't want loggers attacking protestors under their belts as well.


there is a lot of truth in that I have to say... it seems behavioural standards in tasmania have always lagged behind the rest of world somewhat. I know a guy employed as logger who works in Canada-he is a true gentleman.
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zapped by the bf being awesome and getting my crazy family.
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beatsta is having a charlie sheen moment of high flamboyant public actvity b4 he surely cracks and descends into a life of crazy !

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I had my first wet dream the other night. I have never had one and I have always wondered why I never had a wet dream as I have a very high libido.The other night I couldn't sleep and started thinking about an ex girlfriend and the possible threesome scenario from ages ago with a female friend of hers. Just as I fell asleep I was dreaming with these amazing feelings and I woke up a short time later and cleaned up. Not bad for a 36 year old.

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beatsta is having a charlie sheen moment of high flamboyant public actvity b4 he surely cracks and descends into a life of crazy !

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- Dreams about an exgf (tales of coffee with her kept popping up a few pages back)

Awesome spontaneous afternoon together, went for a run with Zombies, RUN! on our iPhones, then spent the rest of the afternoon sitting on the couch, eating ice cream and loling while watching Clerks.

Now to seal the deal and get her arse into gear about getting her scuba diving license (which is something she's been wanting to do for a while)

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Awesome spontaneous afternoon together, went for a run with Zombies, RUN! on our iPhones, then spent the rest of the afternoon sitting on the couch, eating ice cream and loling while watching Clerks.

Now to seal the deal and get her arse into gear about getting her scuba diving license (which is something she's been wanting to do for a while)

dw dude, sometimes when i'm in my car bymyself at night, i also talk to myself
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Your pup turned into a super gorgeous scotchendog!
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Your pup turned into a super gorgeous scotchendog!
zapped by your photy

She's a good egg alright.

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Zapped by my man asking me out on a date.
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Zapped by tremendous sexy times on saturday snuggling in bed with heater close by with soon to be Mrs Maxi, followed by tremendous BJ a half hour later by generous soon to be Mrs Maxi.

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Get it whilst you can because once she's actually mrs maxi that shit dries up quicker than superglue.
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Zapped by landing work within 24 hours of being back in Sydney. Shits falling into place...
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