Every now and then a thread comes along that goes almost 13 pages of meh and then BAM!, someone comes in and tosses its salad and shit gets interesting.

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Never gonna hear the term 'date rape' the same way ever again

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Originally Posted by gotamangina

But it isn't "bees", it's "bee's".

Deal breaker - people who can't use apostrophes correctly.

Sorry what? Bees is the plural of bee, bee's is possessive.

eddie shoosh... trying to read all about how Space Monkey doesn't like being poked in the arse.







/puts away cattle prod.

^ keep that prod away from my date!

*poke*

Dealbreaker: doesn't like spending good money on good restaurants and wine

Dealbreaker: expects me to regularly spend good money on overpriced, under proportioned meals.

i still don't know who clonakilla and drugfuct donkey are,


yay

just a drug addict donkey mate....

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

i still don't know who clonakilla and drugfuct donkey are,


yay

Who cares? they're obviously dating

lifestyle forum back on form.

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Originally Posted by big eddie

Sorry what? Bees is the plural of bee, bee's is possessive.

Exactly.

His sig says "I ate all your bee's".

So my questions stands... all of my bee's what?

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Originally Posted by B_e_de

Never gonna hear the term 'date rape' the same way ever again

You hear that term frequently?

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

i still don't know who clonakilla and drugfuct donkey are,


yay

New user, what deets / references do you need?

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Originally Posted by Random_Kiwi

You hear that term frequently?

Hear...gets accused of...

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Originally Posted by gotamangina

Exactly.

His sig says "I ate all your bee's".

So my questions stands... all of my bee's what?

Your bee's man!

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Originally Posted by worla

Your bee's man!

That's a bit gay. Did he eat his ass?

Honestly how is eating bees wrong?

Or gay?

Because bees have little pin dicks they sting you with. If you're a guy and you eat dicks that's gay.

Well that's some illogical shit.

No it isn't you faghag

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Originally Posted by Bumpy

Because bees have little pin dicks they sting you with. If you're a guy and you eat dicks that's gay.

not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing

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Originally Posted by Dubz

not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing

Nothing wrong with having a pin dick, or nothing wrong with being gay?

If the latter, then yes I am aware of this, nor was implying there is.

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Originally Posted by Bumpy

Nothing wrong with having a pin dick, or nothing wrong with being gay?

If the latter, then yes I am aware of this, nor was implying there is.

It was the latter

Also, more people need to watch Seinfeld.

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Originally Posted by Dubz

Also, more people need to watch Seinfeld.

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RE: Rimming, If there is some surface rust around the date, do you get your partner to wear a condom over their tongue?

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Originally Posted by worla

Honestly how is eating bees wrong?

Eating bees is fine. Eating bee's is half a sentence.

I typically present myself for a salad tossing immediately post-shower.

I think it is arrogant and presumptuous to do otherwise. But I'm less dogmatic about returning the favour (presuming she hasn't literally just jumped off the trap). Most girls I've scoffed haven't let me down there if they have any reservations, in any event.

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Originally Posted by larrisajones

lifestyle forum back on form.

deal breaker: interrupts the flow of a thread that's starting to get hilarious by commenting on how good it's getting

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Originally Posted by primalstatik

RE: Rimming, If there is some surface rust around the date, do you get your partner to wear a condom over their tongue?

That's where a sheet of cling film comes in handy.

gives a half hearted blowjob

- look, if you are going to go down there, don't complain that your mouth is getting sore or that your neck hurts or any other bs, thats your problem if you havn't refined your technnique enough to where you cannot go for at least 20 mins without pain

- and don't just focus on the head, go all the way down (yeah remove your hand too, its doing nothing) and pls mix it up a bit,

- then if you finally manage to make us cum, dont you dare spit it out, are you fucking kidding me ? we've orgasmed our babies into you, the least you could do is act like it wasn't vegemite that you thought was chocolate

"...vegemite that you thought was chocolate!"

Keep going man, am writing this shit down!

We need to have a beer peaker, you're my kind of dude.

so Peaker ... how do you rate your cunnilingus skills?

(maybe if you found girls older than 19 to fellate you, you'd not have these complaints)

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

gives a half hearted blowjob

- look, if you are going to go down there, don't complain that your mouth is getting sore or that your neck hurts or any other bs, thats your problem if you havn't refined your technnique enough to where you cannot go for at least 20 mins without pain

- and don't just focus on the head, go all the way down (yeah remove your hand too, its doing nothing) and pls mix it up a bit,

- then if you finally manage to make us cum, dont you dare spit it out, are you fucking kidding me ? we've orgasmed our babies into you, the least you could do is act like it wasn't vegemite that you thought was chocolate

Hang on "at least 20 mins"...."remove your hand"...."if you finally manage to make us cum" ??

I dont think I've ever required a 20 minute blowjob or, indeed, wanted one. Am I weird?

20 minutes is a loooong fucking time, unless I'm watching sport I think I'd get bored. Isn't variety the spice of life?

Not sure it's the girls who have the problem here.

Getting away from this iffy subject...do you prefer birds who are 'cute', or hot?

Yes there is a difference, and I'd go the former.

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Originally Posted by Conor-

Getting away from this iffy subject...do you prefer birds who are 'cute', or hot?

Yes there is a difference, and I'd go the former.

I like petite cute girls, although sometimes you have to persuade them that when you called them cute this was in fact a sexual compliment and not a belief that they resemble a teddy bear or something.

Big cute eyes? Very nice.

Cute = Girl next door type (fuck Yes)

Hot = girls that need a good dicking to fuck the pole out of their ass.

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Originally Posted by Dubz

Hang on "at least 20 mins"...."remove your hand"...."if you finally manage to make us cum" ??

I dont think I've ever required a 20 minute blowjob or, indeed, wanted one. Am I weird?

20 minutes is a loooong fucking time, unless I'm watching sport I think I'd get bored. Isn't variety the spice of life?

Not sure it's the girls who have the problem here.

I have only ever cum once from just a blowjob, and it was a long one at that and she was damn good at deepthroating (and I hadn't serviced myself for a week/got anything for a week).. guess everyone is different.

p.s I think connor should have to get parental permission for this thread.

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Originally Posted by Conor-

Getting away from this iffy subject...do you prefer birds who are 'cute', or hot?

Yes there is a difference, and I'd go the former.

Definetly Hot.

Cute/sweet/innocent people are good to meet every now and then to convince you that the world isn't such a bad place, but i think you would feel bad having sex with them

"yeah, nah, don't worry, everyone does yoga upsidedown on a dick, you're doing really good ! "

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Originally Posted by Dubz

I dont think I've ever required a 20 minute blowjob or, indeed, wanted one. Am I weird?

Have pingers then get back to me.

You can pretty much guarantee a girl will swallow if they love asparagus. On a first date, make sure to order this as an entree. If they are disgusted, walk away from the table.

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

Definetly Hot.

Cute/sweet/innocent people are good to meet every now and then to convince you that the world isn't such a bad place, but i think you would feel bad having sex with them

"yeah, nah, don't worry, everyone does yoga upsidedown on a dick, you're doing really good ! "

I think you missed the point.

Cute looking.

Rooting a cute chick is more fun rooting a hot chick imo. And they are usually small and petite.

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Originally Posted by Conor-

Getting away from this iffy subject...do you prefer birds who are 'cute', or hot?

Yes there is a difference, and I'd go the former.

Ha, was having this very conversation with someone the other day…cute for me, hot girls all too often are fucking full of themselves stuck up bitches who don’t know how to have fun (obviously there’s exceptions, but whatevs)

whats difference between cute and hot?

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Originally Posted by Bumpy

I think you missed the point.

Cute looking.

Rooting a cute chick is more fun rooting a hot chick imo. And they are usually small and petite.

And "hot" chicks think they're Gods Gift, just by letter you stick it in is enough, they don't have to actually DO anything

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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Rainbow

whats difference between cute and hot?

Kari from Mythbusters VS Miranda Kerr

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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Rainbow

whats difference between cute and hot?

About 10kg.