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ITM Kitten Thread!
Hello ITM,

My flat mates won't let me get a dog so I have to convince them a kitten in a good idea. They all hate cats and one of them said 'if you bring a cat home I'll rip its head off'. How can I convince them a cat is a good idea?
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You don't. Why do you have to have a pet? Volunteer at a shelter or something...
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Show them the amusing picture thread, randomly show hilarious cat gif.


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^ So i'm taking it, you don't know what a cat is?

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Cats are pretty shit, the worst part is when i'm at my mother in laws...I crave her stupid fucking arsehole cats attention.

And I only get it in the middle of the night, resulting in a shit sleep.


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Buy some mice set them free, offer cat solution. Get cat and flatmate credits
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Cats could be worse, they could be dogs

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Only way a cat is better then a dog is when it's dead.
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^ what about retard yappy chihuahuas or maltese terriers? are you in support of them also?
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any dog is better than a cat, although I am liking cats more than I used to and there are more pictures if them on the nets.
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The best bit about cats is the care and attention to detail they put into doing something stupid - ie i'll turn this box and get the flaps open so i can crawl in it and .... overlook the fact said box only half on the table and fall off etc etc. Dogs just run into stuff without thinking and then look confused.

To the OP also point out cats shit and piss in boxes in the corner of a room as opposed to the whole garden or something like a dog does, meaning all the nastiness is contained to one area

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Also, remind them it's a cat.
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Outline how you can train it to irritate a common enemy.
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Outline how you can train it to irritate a common enemy.

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There is a distinct lack of cats in this thread.
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why don't you just refer your flatmates here

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Compromise, get a ferret, they're insanely awesome!
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Compromise, get a ferret, they're insanely awesome!


They're also a bit smelly, impossible to discipline and brilliant at escaping from enclosures/rooms. But yes, they're damn fun!
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Just get a duck or two. They're quacktastic.
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just buy the thing. no one hates a kitten. they're so fucking cute.

and FYI get a burmese because they're the most likeable breed with the best personality.

I also taught my cat to use the human toilet vs litter so no mess ever, and it's a good party trick.

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I think I'd just kick someone out who came home with a pet after the house consensus was no pets allowed.

DNW eviction notice because someone else wants a pet. especially a cat.

n.b. Russian Blue > burmese IMO. (but they're expensive and can get stolen)

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The dog one is the cooler of the two yeh?
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Oh shit yeah. He plays fetch!!

Edit: He is the only cat I've ever liked.
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Cats can be trained very easily. My last two cats have played fetch like a boss, with added insane acrobatics!
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kittens and cats are great when they are snuggly and want tickles and pats.
but dogs are better because they like to play. cats are too aloof.
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'sif dogs don't like sitting on laps.

your dogs obviously hate you.

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lol. i mean dogs do everything. cats are only lap sitters.
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and FYI get a burmese because they're the most likeable breed with the best personality.

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n.b. Russian Blue > burmese IMO. (but they're expensive and can get stolen)

I would feel like a **** if i didnt get one from a shelter
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Cats are pretty shit, the worst part is when i'm at my mother in laws...I crave her stupid fucking arsehole.

And I only get it in the middle of the night, resulting in a shit sleep.


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I would feel like a **** if i didnt get one from a shelter

that's where the Russian Blue came from that's in the photo.

some asshole left two of them (kittens) in a unit and moved out, my housemate was working at the RSPCA and snapped him up before he made it to a cage. he's rather cute, for a cat.

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