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Cake, boats and American Apparel: Steve Aoki's ridiculous tour rider

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Did they really mispell 'burnt', in the second picture about the cakes?

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@Conor - I think bundt means 'pudding-filled'. Wouldn't want some steaming hot chocolate sludge erupting all over your face, hey.
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bundt is a type of cake
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...as is Steve Aoki
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What a wanker.
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1 bottle of Listerine, at least Aoki has good dental hygiene.
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Somewhere in the midst of all the chaos there he goes for a nice quiet cup of green tea?
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Six pairs of underwear? For one show? What the fuck is he up too?
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If you were as famous wouldn't you want to make the most ridiculous and hilarious rider possible, Iggy Pop style?
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id like to see the ruler that shows 5 feet to be 1 metre
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It just goes to highlight how little he has going for him musically if he needs "props" to entertain people.
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Im suprised there is no douche wipes on that list.....
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He can turn the inflatable boat upside down and run away when people pelt him with things for being a total douche.
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Lol, what a wanker. I also "lol" at "organic yoghurt, organic protein drinks, organic fruit, omega B smoothies, green tea etc.." yet he orders at least 8-9 bottles of alcohol and "local grass".
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25% of the show are steve's vocals..
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When vocals become 25% of your DJ set, you need to start thinking about putting a fucking sock in it, Steve.
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This guy is a classic example of what's wrong with dance music, what a complete f*ckwit
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Agreed! For some reason the rock star attitude isn't as cool for pop electro wankers like Aoki.
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only 1/8 LAME......
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it's up to ITM to get there hands on a few more of these riders to confirm whether he's a douche or not... his blog explains it all pretty well.
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i'm not a fan of his music (or cake throwing - cake is for EATING) but fair play to the guy, he did actually respond and manages to not come across as a total dick.

http://www.dontparty.co.za/2012/06/steve-aokis-rider-man-responds/
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