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22-Jun-12, 12:57pm Old #601

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i knew you guys would understand

Edit - just re read my post, maybe I should have said Stockholm was "awesome" lol

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22-Jun-12, 12:59pm Old #602

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Dude in wheelchair was getting pushed by the wind in the carpark. 'Look at meeeeee, I'm para sailing!'
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22-Jun-12, 01:01pm Old #603

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i'll be thinking of you when im at the pub in 75 minutes, drinking beer in the sun

oh man, that was just awful. steak roll and a few schooners in the sun... i fucking hate qld winter.

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well, according to dictionary.com
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22-Jun-12, 01:05pm Old #604

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I might go down to the beach and work on my watch tan. It's getting quite epic.

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22-Jun-12, 01:13pm Old #605

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oh man, that was just awful. steak roll and a few schooners in the sun... i fucking hate qld winter.

The sun is out now down here, it's quite nice.
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22-Jun-12, 01:21pm Old #606

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Hmm just skimmed,


-zodiac, why like all my posts then go bag out WCE?

we got that big black ****, so you better be carefull,

also, last exam for uni in 2 hours, so i'm studying hard on ITM, Business continuity plans, disaster recovery plans, variable system model of systems, really interesting stuff, hoping for 50% so i don't fail life,

also, wayyy too cold atm, going to the beach with 3 czech girls tomorrow (/goodlove), low swell and easterly so perfect for newbies, but just know its going to be fucking FREEZINGGG
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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jesus, kiwi, i think we could run a pet wash machine off your tears... cry moar

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22-Jun-12, 01:27pm Old #607

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$1.38

Dees under 39.5 paying $2.15

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His father had a sex change when his mum wanted a kid.

He mutilated his vagina not long afterwards.

To this day it is still in bad shape.
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22-Jun-12, 01:46pm Old #608

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Just had my first one to one in new role. I was awarded 5 goodloves
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22-Jun-12, 01:51pm Old #609

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They pay you with sex?
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22-Jun-12, 01:52pm Old #610

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The sun is out now down here, it's quite nice.

no
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They pay you with sex?

A goodlove is the standard unit of measurement for awesomeness, duh
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22-Jun-12, 02:25pm Old #612

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the tension is killing me ^
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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jesus, kiwi, i think we could run a pet wash machine off your tears... cry moar
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22-Jun-12, 02:29pm Old #613

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Fucking bitter out off the coast this arvo, was warmer underwater. Glad to be back in dry clothes.
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22-Jun-12, 02:39pm Old #614

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no

In Bayswater it was for about an hour. I got half way through a job and it started pissing down on me. Had to turn their power back on so I had to finish it in the rain :/

I'm currently hiding in the back of my van


I was just thinking, this forum and the gaming forum have so many inside jokes and memes,they must be bloody intimidating and confusing for outsiders.
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22-Jun-12, 02:44pm Old #615

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Fucking bitter out off the coast this arvo, was warmer underwater. Glad to be back in dry clothes.

iktfb. putting your favourite hoody on after that early morning, winter surf or dive was the best feeling (particularly if you had a fist full of fish or lobsters for your troubles). as much as i like it here, i do miss living on le coast

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.
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22-Jun-12, 02:45pm Old #616

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@ derp-until they realise it's the internet, and a forum is merely a mental construct, and any value you take out of it isn't real, but just a relfection of your own subjective worth of it

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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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22-Jun-12, 02:48pm Old #617

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That was true before they introduced likes.
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22-Jun-12, 02:52pm Old #618

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cold out.... but Protein won over a Laksa. Goals people.

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.
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22-Jun-12, 02:55pm Old #619

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@ derp-until they realise it's the internet, and a forum is merely a mental construct, and any value you take out of it isn't real, but just a relfection of your own subjective worth of it

Lol that's some prime stoner intellectualising there peaker.
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22-Jun-12, 03:28pm Old #620

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The forum is real though peaker because I know around half of the regular posters in person.
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22-Jun-12, 03:41pm Old #621

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I think, therefore I derp
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22-Jun-12, 03:43pm Old #622

So it's rorschach and prozac and everything is groovy

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Therefore no thinking = no derping?
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22-Jun-12, 03:46pm Old #623

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22-Jun-12, 03:55pm Old #624

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You're a faulty logic.

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Enlightened, morally strong sports fans follow the NRL.
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22-Jun-12, 04:00pm Old #625

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The gaming forum are talking about 'call me, maybe' as well???
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22-Jun-12, 04:15pm Old #626

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The gaming forum are talking about 'call me, maybe' as well???

internet memes aren't exclusive to s&f...

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.
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22-Jun-12, 04:23pm Old #627

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Oh really?
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22-Jun-12, 04:30pm Old #628

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But we invented lolcats right?
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22-Jun-12, 04:37pm Old #629

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We've got derp, and he's pretty much a meme machine.

But he isn't.
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22-Jun-12, 04:39pm Old #630

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GC&G had Newjack though, the all time king of memes...
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22-Jun-12, 04:43pm Old #631

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Fair point. Derp is definitely more Miss Piggy than he is Newjack.
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22-Jun-12, 04:47pm Old #632

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f74 imo.

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22-Jun-12, 04:50pm Old #633

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So much for Friday arvo pub today, won't knock off work for another 45min... at least I'm getting paid double time to sit in a work vehicle posting on ITM I guess so mustn't grumble.
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22-Jun-12, 05:17pm Old #634

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Stupid company I work for, got me doing appointments in Greensborough on Monday, yet the rest of my jobs are in Bayswater. Sup being paid to sit in traffic.
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22-Jun-12, 05:22pm Old #635

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Boss just texted asking me if I want to work tomorrow starting at midday... lunchtime start on $76/hr? Don't mind if I do....
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22-Jun-12, 05:24pm Old #636

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Bam.
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22-Jun-12, 09:05pm Old #637

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Is there any parking near North Sydney Oval? Google reveals not, and I've never really driven there.
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22-Jun-12, 09:14pm Old #638

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Is there any parking near North Sydney Oval? Google reveals not, and I've never really driven there.

Parking building next to the library across the road, not too pricey from memory.
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22-Jun-12, 09:19pm Old #639

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Cheers.

If its too exxy I may park at a mates house 2km away and walk pre game warm up right there.
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Cheers.

If its too exxy I may park at a mates house 2km away and walk pre game warm up right there.

Pretends to be Australian, is actuary Jewish.
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Pretends to be funny, actually isn't.

Edit - shit didn't even notice the actuary joke, well played
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22-Jun-12, 09:35pm Old #642

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WTF are Geelong doing? They are a better team than this....
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22-Jun-12, 10:19pm Old #643

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I liked the title of this thread enough to post.
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23-Jun-12, 01:53am Old #644

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lol i so i'm going to be on channel 7... i think only the perth version? they're doing a story on dan the guy i train with.. was out at dinner and saw myself briefly on the ad

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lol i so i'm going to be on channel 7... i think only the perth version? they're doing a story on dan the guy i train with.. was out at dinner and saw myself briefly on the ad

"Gina building army of swolebots to invade the east"
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goooooooooooooooooo gus!

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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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It's like you're a philosopher.

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I Derp therefore I am.
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23-Jun-12, 08:18am Old #647

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Its 8:15 on a Saturday, and I'm awake, sans hangover. WTF?
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23-Jun-12, 09:35am Old #648

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You didnt drink last night?
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23-Jun-12, 09:56am Old #649

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23-Jun-12, 10:05am Old #650

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a couple of drinks before I head home to finish some work ended at borsch at 2am. Not hungover, bullet dodged.

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