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Originally Posted by DirtyKnees

Not for another four months im afraid.

Probably better if she was hit and pushed down multiple stair cases for the next four months.

A girl one tittie twittered me and my whacked her in the upper arm by reaction, it was not super hard and I apologized straight away. She just laughed about it

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Originally Posted by patrickbateman

women who think they can hit a man and not be hit back. equal rights

Oh man. This absolutely does me. Can't stand girls that think it's physical OK to abuse a guy because they know he can't do anything back.

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Originally Posted by Bumpy

A girl one tittie twittered me and my whacked her in the upper arm by reaction, it was not super hard and I apologized straight away. She just laughed about it

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Originally Posted by avatar_karma

Oh man. This absolutely does me. Can't stand girls that think it's physical OK to abuse a guy because they know he can't do anything back.

Fuck these posts..

Massive dealbreaker: someone who doesnt watch its always sunny in philly or isnt willing to or doesnt think its hillarious.

Marry me.

Watches the Big Bang Theory...... get out. Just get the fuck out you tasteless oxygen thief.

^guessing your not a fan?

I never got into it, but can't say I'd dismiss someone for liking it

BBT has some proper LOLs. It's not the greatest comedy ever, but anybody who denies that Sheldon is an awesome character is hating for the sake of hating.

(Which I generally approve of, but hey...I'm nothing if not an enigma.)

also, penny's boobs.

Not that is matters at all, but are they implants? The girl never does photo shoots so can't be accurate

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Originally Posted by Bism

Marry me.

I'll get a Nightman tramp stamp first.

Then, yes.

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Originally Posted by Onslaught

Not that is matters at all, but are they implants? The girl never does photo shoots so can't be accurate

Probably, if my brain is working correctly, I believe she use to be a stripper?

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Originally Posted by Bumpy

Probably, if my brain is working correctly, I believe she use to be a stripper?

really? source? coz i've definitely would have google image searched 'penny's boobs' and i'd recall if i got anything out of it.

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Originally Posted by rancho

really? source? coz i've definitely would have google image searched 'penny's boobs' and i'd recall if i got anything out of it.

Turns out my brain was in fact not working. No idea who I was thinking of then, or if it's even real

You should be band for a mandatory 24hrs getting our hopes up like that

Please forgive me!

I'll just leave these here. Now you know how to win hear heart and marry her in an instance.

she is pretty cute.
is it acceptable for girls to say a girl is hot or cute?

"I'd bury my face in her vag!" is also acceptable.

def not fake boobs. you mad, brah.

I'm not convinced yet. Look how just sit up, we need bikini shots.

Listens to Nova radio station.

I would gladly eat three meals a day out of her arsehole.

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Originally Posted by Onslaught

we need bikini shots.

Scroll up you nit wit.

Offering to take you to see a kirsten stewart movie for a first date.

How bout we just skip the movie and go back to my place?

No, you have to take me to see a (decent) movie first.

Why don't we make a movie?

now what kind of movie would that be?
/Naivety

One with characters made out of play dough. Maybe a cat and a watermelon.

When can we start?!

I'll bring the play dough around now.

I like that the deal breaker thread has about 900 more posts than the deal sealer thread.

you ****s are picky as

Gosta find the chosen one.

Immature

people who have "hat" in their name

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Originally Posted by Tang_

Combobreaker - gets caught in the trap of the old ex who treats them like shit, but doesnt respect themselves enough to stop going back.

Slightly related, I was on a second or third date with this girl once, sitting there having lunch and she is talking about her ex. She gets a txt from him, txt's back and then he calls, they proceed to have an argument about cheating and then she puts the phone out to me and says

"He wants to talk to you."

So without actually knowing how long they were together or what the back story was I take the phone, say hello and cop all this shit about stealing girlfriends. He is going off his tits at me, calling me all kind of names saying he is going to kill me etc. When I finally get a chance to talk, I tell him that just before lunch she blew me in the car park and swallowed and hang up on him.

She started saying shit like "Oh what did you do that for? He is going to be angry with me now. You can't treat him this wayBlah blah"

I dump a 20 on the table and bounce.

Deal fucking breaker.

But yeah the friend who set us up rang me a couple days later saying she went around there to say sorry to him for my phone call and he belted her...they still got back together apparently.

some bishes never learn

The sad thing is those people procreate at a more rapid level than normal people.

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Originally Posted by Conor-

Immature

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Originally Posted by borrisGLOWSTICK

Slightly related, I was on a second or third date with this girl once, sitting there having lunch and she is talking about her ex. She gets a txt from him, txt's back and then he calls, they proceed to have an argument about cheating and then she puts the phone out to me and says

"He wants to talk to you."

So without actually knowing how long they were together or what the back story was I take the phone, say hello and cop all this shit about stealing girlfriends. He is going off his tits at me, calling me all kind of names saying he is going to kill me etc. When I finally get a chance to talk, I tell him that just before lunch she blew me in the car park and swallowed and hang up on him.

She started saying shit like "Oh what did you do that for? He is going to be angry with me now. You can't treat him this wayBlah blah"

I dump a 20 on the table and bounce.

Deal fucking breaker.

But yeah the friend who set us up rang me a couple days later saying she went around there to say sorry to him for my phone call and he belted her...they still got back together apparently.

see above post and response.


Who the fuck does that to people?!?!!

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Originally Posted by borrisGLOWSTICK

Slightly related, I was on a second or third date with this girl once, sitting there having lunch and she is talking about her ex. She gets a txt from him, txt's back and then he calls, they proceed to have an argument about cheating and then she puts the phone out to me and says

"He wants to talk to you."

So without actually knowing how long they were together or what the back story was I take the phone, say hello and cop all this shit about stealing girlfriends. He is going off his tits at me, calling me all kind of names saying he is going to kill me etc. When I finally get a chance to talk, I tell him that just before lunch she blew me in the car park and swallowed and hang up on him.

She started saying shit like "Oh what did you do that for? He is going to be angry with me now. You can't treat him this wayBlah blah"

I dump a 20 on the table and bounce.

Deal fucking breaker.

But yeah the friend who set us up rang me a couple days later saying she went around there to say sorry to him for my phone call and he belted her...they still got back together apparently.

I'm actually kind of curious on this sort of situation due to a few events as of late...
would any of you consider the fact that a girls ex isn't over her a deal breaker? I'm talking stuff like death threats, constant emails and txts, the whole thing, would that be enough to send a guy packing even if the girl is ignoring it?

All depends of it escalates imo. Although an avo could stop the behaviour.

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Originally Posted by DirtyKnees

I'm actually kind of curious on this sort of situation due to a few events as of late...
would any of you consider the fact that a girls ex isn't over her a deal breaker? I'm talking stuff like death threats, constant emails and txts, the whole thing, would that be enough to send a guy packing even if the girl is ignoring it?

Probably. There's plenty of people out there, why would you put yourself in a terrible position from the get go?

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Originally Posted by DirtyKnees

I'm actually kind of curious on this sort of situation due to a few events as of late...
would any of you consider the fact that a girls ex isn't over her a deal breaker? I'm talking stuff like death threats, constant emails and txts, the whole thing, would that be enough to send a guy packing even if the girl is ignoring it?

That entirely depends on how she reacts to it. She can't help what her ex thinks/feels, and if she was genuinely trying to move on then I'd be inclined not to make it a deal breaker. But if it was a situation like Boris described above where the girl wasn't standing up to him I'd fuck her right off.

Was just curious as it happened to me a few months ago and my 'rebound' (if you will) kind of disappeared after it became apparent i was getting harassed, the avo worked for a while intill he decided to contest the avo, and won.
I disagree with what the other chick did entirely, it just sounds like she hasn't had closure, still wondering why it ended etc, or just silly.

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Originally Posted by Mickstah

Yeah this is actually a pretty good point. Sure the other person might be smoking hot, but if you can't even hold an interesting or engaging conversation with the person, then there's not much hope for the future. Do you really want to be stuck with a dumb person you can't have a decent convo with all your life?

Its a shame a lot of women are like this. They need to be more interesting and not just rely on what they're born with. Such a crutch. Such a weakness.

^^^Obvious sarcasm laden troll.

Doesn't like or understand Seinfeld.

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Originally Posted by outoftheblender

Its a shame a lot of women are like this. They need to be more interesting and not just rely on what they're born with. Such a crutch. Such a weakness.

Wow. Your English has improved, champ.