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Not for another four months im afraid.

Probably better if she was hit and pushed down multiple stair cases for the next four months.

A girl one tittie twittered me and my whacked her in the upper arm by reaction, it was not super hard and I apologized straight away. She just laughed about it
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women who think they can hit a man and not be hit back. equal rights

Oh man. This absolutely does me. Can't stand girls that think it's physical OK to abuse a guy because they know he can't do anything back.

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A girl one tittie twittered me and my whacked her in the upper arm by reaction, it was not super hard and I apologized straight away. She just laughed about it

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Oh man. This absolutely does me. Can't stand girls that think it's physical OK to abuse a guy because they know he can't do anything back.

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^guessing your not a fan?

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also, penny's boobs.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Not that is matters at all, but are they implants? The girl never does photo shoots so can't be accurate
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Not that is matters at all, but are they implants? The girl never does photo shoots so can't be accurate

Probably, if my brain is working correctly, I believe she use to be a stripper?
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Probably, if my brain is working correctly, I believe she use to be a stripper?

really? source? coz i've definitely would have google image searched 'penny's boobs' and i'd recall if i got anything out of it.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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really? source? coz i've definitely would have google image searched 'penny's boobs' and i'd recall if i got anything out of it.

Turns out my brain was in fact not working. No idea who I was thinking of then, or if it's even real
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You should be band for a mandatory 24hrs getting our hopes up like that
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she is pretty cute.
is it acceptable for girls to say a girl is hot or cute?
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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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I'm not convinced yet. Look how just sit up, we need bikini shots.
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we need bikini shots.

Scroll up you nit wit.
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How bout we just skip the movie and go back to my place?
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No, you have to take me to see a (decent) movie first.
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Why don't we make a movie?
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now what kind of movie would that be?
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One with characters made out of play dough. Maybe a cat and a watermelon.
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I'll bring the play dough around now.
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I like that the deal breaker thread has about 900 more posts than the deal sealer thread.

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Gosta find the chosen one.

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that’s terrible spastic
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Combobreaker - gets caught in the trap of the old ex who treats them like shit, but doesnt respect themselves enough to stop going back.

Slightly related, I was on a second or third date with this girl once, sitting there having lunch and she is talking about her ex. She gets a txt from him, txt's back and then he calls, they proceed to have an argument about cheating and then she puts the phone out to me and says

"He wants to talk to you."

So without actually knowing how long they were together or what the back story was I take the phone, say hello and cop all this shit about stealing girlfriends. He is going off his tits at me, calling me all kind of names saying he is going to kill me etc. When I finally get a chance to talk, I tell him that just before lunch she blew me in the car park and swallowed and hang up on him.

She started saying shit like "Oh what did you do that for? He is going to be angry with me now. You can't treat him this wayBlah blah"

I dump a 20 on the table and bounce.

Deal fucking breaker.

But yeah the friend who set us up rang me a couple days later saying she went around there to say sorry to him for my phone call and he belted her...they still got back together apparently.
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Sausages make everything better astro. FACT.

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I have to disagree with regards to the sausages...

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Slightly related, I was on a second or third date with this girl once, sitting there having lunch and she is talking about her ex. She gets a txt from him, txt's back and then he calls, they proceed to have an argument about cheating and then she puts the phone out to me and says

"He wants to talk to you."

So without actually knowing how long they were together or what the back story was I take the phone, say hello and cop all this shit about stealing girlfriends. He is going off his tits at me, calling me all kind of names saying he is going to kill me etc. When I finally get a chance to talk, I tell him that just before lunch she blew me in the car park and swallowed and hang up on him.

She started saying shit like "Oh what did you do that for? He is going to be angry with me now. You can't treat him this wayBlah blah"

I dump a 20 on the table and bounce.

Deal fucking breaker.

But yeah the friend who set us up rang me a couple days later saying she went around there to say sorry to him for my phone call and he belted her...they still got back together apparently.

see above post and response.


Who the fuck does that to people?!?!!

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Slightly related, I was on a second or third date with this girl once, sitting there having lunch and she is talking about her ex. She gets a txt from him, txt's back and then he calls, they proceed to have an argument about cheating and then she puts the phone out to me and says

"He wants to talk to you."

So without actually knowing how long they were together or what the back story was I take the phone, say hello and cop all this shit about stealing girlfriends. He is going off his tits at me, calling me all kind of names saying he is going to kill me etc. When I finally get a chance to talk, I tell him that just before lunch she blew me in the car park and swallowed and hang up on him.

She started saying shit like "Oh what did you do that for? He is going to be angry with me now. You can't treat him this wayBlah blah"

I dump a 20 on the table and bounce.

Deal fucking breaker.

But yeah the friend who set us up rang me a couple days later saying she went around there to say sorry to him for my phone call and he belted her...they still got back together apparently.


I'm actually kind of curious on this sort of situation due to a few events as of late...
would any of you consider the fact that a girls ex isn't over her a deal breaker? I'm talking stuff like death threats, constant emails and txts, the whole thing, would that be enough to send a guy packing even if the girl is ignoring it?
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All depends of it escalates imo. Although an avo could stop the behaviour.
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I'm actually kind of curious on this sort of situation due to a few events as of late...
would any of you consider the fact that a girls ex isn't over her a deal breaker? I'm talking stuff like death threats, constant emails and txts, the whole thing, would that be enough to send a guy packing even if the girl is ignoring it?

Probably. There's plenty of people out there, why would you put yourself in a terrible position from the get go?
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I'm actually kind of curious on this sort of situation due to a few events as of late...
would any of you consider the fact that a girls ex isn't over her a deal breaker? I'm talking stuff like death threats, constant emails and txts, the whole thing, would that be enough to send a guy packing even if the girl is ignoring it?

That entirely depends on how she reacts to it. She can't help what her ex thinks/feels, and if she was genuinely trying to move on then I'd be inclined not to make it a deal breaker. But if it was a situation like Boris described above where the girl wasn't standing up to him I'd fuck her right off.

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Was just curious as it happened to me a few months ago and my 'rebound' (if you will) kind of disappeared after it became apparent i was getting harassed, the avo worked for a while intill he decided to contest the avo, and won.
I disagree with what the other chick did entirely, it just sounds like she hasn't had closure, still wondering why it ended etc, or just silly.
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Yeah this is actually a pretty good point. Sure the other person might be smoking hot, but if you can't even hold an interesting or engaging conversation with the person, then there's not much hope for the future. Do you really want to be stuck with a dumb person you can't have a decent convo with all your life?

Its a shame a lot of women are like this. They need to be more interesting and not just rely on what they're born with. Such a crutch. Such a weakness.
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Its a shame a lot of women are like this. They need to be more interesting and not just rely on what they're born with. Such a crutch. Such a weakness.

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