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19-Jun-12, 06:21pm Old #401

So it's rorschach and prozac and everything is groovy

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is humour just immaturity or is it immature not to be humerous?

Who cares? It's boring and lame.

N***** gots to have jokes
More like borophyl
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19-Jun-12, 06:28pm Old #402

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In the last two months i became the person who says 'I'll never smash my iPhone.' and today I became the person with a smashed iPhone.
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19-Jun-12, 06:31pm Old #403

My dick is shrivelled
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If you were an iPhone how would you like to be smashed?
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19-Jun-12, 06:32pm Old #404

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i wonder what color my mug will be
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19-Jun-12, 06:33pm Old #405

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I discovered i can reach further into a pringles can if i squeeze the sides in.


I evolved in front of myself.
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19-Jun-12, 06:34pm Old #406

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the last two months I wanted to be the person that said "I'll never be that person with an Iphone" and I still am.
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!
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22-Jun-12, 11:10pm Old #407

My dick is shrivelled
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If you were a piece of office stationary what would you be and why?
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22-Jun-12, 11:42pm Old #408

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Highlighter, people use you to make things important.
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22-Jun-12, 11:54pm Old #409

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If you were an iPhone how would you like to be smashed?















Crazy people are ace doorslammers.



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22-Jun-12, 11:54pm Old #410

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In the last two months i became the person who says 'I'll never smash my iPhone.' and today I became the person with a smashed iPhone.

I know that feel.

It's luck of the draw on whether it's going to smash or not when you drop it.
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23-Jun-12, 08:11am Old #411

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i wonder what color my mug will be

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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23-Jun-12, 05:41pm Old #412

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I wonder if these pingers tonight will be any good.
Have you checked out Marsh Media recently?

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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!
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24-Jun-12, 08:38am Old #413

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I know that feel.

It's luck of the draw on whether it's going to smash or not when you drop it.

ive got a 7 dollar (incl. postage) hard plastic + aluminium ebay jobby case, has survived more drops than i care to recount.

only tards smash iphones

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?
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25-Jun-12, 08:26am Old #414

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

blue and white?
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25-Jun-12, 10:42am Old #415

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Fuck monday, fuck stocktake, fuck customers.

All I want to do this week is drink beer.
spending this year not giving a fuck
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25-Jun-12, 10:46am Old #416

OMG are you serious?
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
THE MUGVOLUTION
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25-Jun-12, 10:48am Old #417

I don't like you.
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You keep living in the past, Fuzzy.

But it's your look, and you're doing it well.
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25-Jun-12, 11:25am Old #418

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Fuck monday, fuck stocktake, fuck customers.

All I want to do this week is drink beer.

So glad I'm not working till tonight, all stocktake should be done thank fuck.
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25-Jun-12, 11:55am Old #419

OMG are you serious?
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so glad my stocktake days are over
THE MUGVOLUTION
The first wave of mugs have been reported as received in NSW.

Getting Muggy in style with ITM
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25-Jun-12, 11:55am Old #420

Cats are floppy.
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I drank too much rum last night so i cant remember if i got to level 57 or not.
Do you want ants? Because that's how we get ants!
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25-Jun-12, 12:40pm Old #421

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So glad I'm not working till tonight, all stocktake should be done thank fuck.

Hope so for you!
I have to call 500+ customers and ask them to go and count shit. Its really testing my patience.
luckily I have another guy helping me out this time, which means 2 people on the phone = noone can call in = no orders!!

yay.
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25-Jun-12, 12:59pm Old #422

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
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How is it unripe oranges can still be oranges
Ermehgerd!! Funkedub's done a remix of Hotel California ... what a gaylord!!

"DJ mixes" go on Mixcloud.

Original Productions are here on Soundcloud

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25-Jun-12, 01:04pm Old #423

OMG are you serious?
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it would make more sense calling them greens
THE MUGVOLUTION
The first wave of mugs have been reported as received in NSW.

Getting Muggy in style with ITM
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25-Jun-12, 01:17pm Old #424

I don't like you.
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But that's what I call weed!
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25-Jun-12, 01:18pm Old #425

OMG are you serious?
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why aren't mandarin's called oranges too.. they are orange in colour.
THE MUGVOLUTION
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25-Jun-12, 01:25pm Old #426

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
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oranges beat them to the punch.

Ermehgerd!! Funkedub's done a remix of Hotel California ... what a gaylord!!

"DJ mixes" go on Mixcloud.

Original Productions are here on Soundcloud

Becy Vs Rory - The Nancy Hoard Project
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25-Jun-12, 02:05pm Old #427

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why aren't mandarin's called oranges too.. they are orange in colour.

They're actually called "mandarin oranges" because i'm pretty sure they are a type of orange.

Also i think they are grown mostly in china, which may have something to do with the name.
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25-Jun-12, 02:11pm Old #428

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mandarins being a term also originally used for high-ranking Chinese government officials back in the day. Name of the fruit is both because the mandarins wore orange and also because the fruits were reserved for them.

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25-Jun-12, 02:16pm Old #429

OMG are you serious?
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oranges beat them to the punch.

OMG i love blood oranges
THE MUGVOLUTION
The first wave of mugs have been reported as received in NSW.

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25-Jun-12, 02:20pm Old #430

I don't like you.
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mandarins being a term also originally used for high-ranking Chinese government officials back in the day. Name of the fruit is both because the mandarins wore orange and also because the fruits were reserved for them.

themoreyouknow.jpg

What were the called before that?
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25-Jun-12, 02:21pm Old #431

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
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Ermehgerd!! Funkedub's done a remix of Hotel California ... what a gaylord!!

"DJ mixes" go on Mixcloud.

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Becy Vs Rory - The Nancy Hoard Project
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25-Jun-12, 02:24pm Old #432

OMG are you serious?
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THE MUGVOLUTION
The first wave of mugs have been reported as received in NSW.

Getting Muggy in style with ITM
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25-Jun-12, 05:22pm Old #433

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Do you think carrots were annoyed at Oranges after they were named "Orange"?
Seems a little unfair IMO
Have you checked out Marsh Media recently?

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Originally Posted by OllieBrooke

when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!
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25-Jun-12, 07:30pm Old #434

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apparently carrots oringally used to be purple like turnips, but some royalty back in they day started breeding them to be orange (you know what i mean), and then they all ended up orange
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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jesus, kiwi, i think we could run a pet wash machine off your tears... cry moar
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25-Jun-12, 07:30pm Old #435

Cats are floppy.
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Well how do you think ginger feels? Poor, poor rhizome.
Do you want ants? Because that's how we get ants!
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25-Jun-12, 10:58pm Old #436

My dick is shrivelled
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How do you think cucumbers feel? They get shoved in girls assholes all the time.
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25-Jun-12, 11:13pm Old #437

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apparently carrots oringally used to be purple like turnips, but some royalty back in they day started breeding them to be orange (you know what i mean), and then they all ended up orange

he fucked a carrot?
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Originally Posted by OllieBrooke

when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!
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25-Jun-12, 11:24pm Old #438

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How do you think cucumbers feel? They get shoved in girls assholes all the time.

I would not know how they feel. I'm not a girl nor have I ever tried to shove a cucumber into my anus.
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!
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26-Jun-12, 07:56am Old #439

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I would not know how they feel. I'm not a girl nor have I ever tried to shove a cucumber into my anus.

You don't know what your missing... Being a cucumber i mean.
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26-Jun-12, 09:03am Old #440

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I feel ill and I dont want to be here today.
Might take tomorrow off sick.
spending this year not giving a fuck
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26-Jun-12, 09:37am Old #441

My dick is shrivelled
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I feel awesome and am at home all day.
Might do the same tomorrow.
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26-Jun-12, 09:50am Old #442

bangin 7gram rocks
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im neutral
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26-Jun-12, 10:39am Old #443

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I feel awesome and am at home all day.
Might do the same tomorrow.

Then I started watching the human centipede and now feel like throwing up everywhere.
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my new tv crush is Grace from "The Amazing Race", true story
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26-Jun-12, 10:48am Old #445

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You crazy, thats something you're meant to do the day before the day you want to take off.
So you can throw up on command when you think about it.
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26-Jun-12, 10:55am Old #446

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my new tv crush is Grace from "The Amazing Race", true story

which one is grace?
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26-Jun-12, 11:10am Old #447

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what's the correct spelling, TV Program or TV Programme?
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Grace is the Brunnette chick who is paired up with her brother Joey...
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26-Jun-12, 11:21am Old #449

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the one that the beef cake knocked over last night when they were running?
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^ yeah, that dude is doucehbag elite
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