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is humour just immaturity or is it immature not to be humerous?

Who cares? It's boring and lame.

N***** gots to have jokes
More like borophyl
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In the last two months i became the person who says 'I'll never smash my iPhone.' and today I became the person with a smashed iPhone.
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If you were an iPhone how would you like to be smashed?
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the last two months I wanted to be the person that said "I'll never be that person with an Iphone" and I still am.
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If you were an iPhone how would you like to be smashed?















Crazy people are ace doorslammers.



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In the last two months i became the person who says 'I'll never smash my iPhone.' and today I became the person with a smashed iPhone.

I know that feel.

It's luck of the draw on whether it's going to smash or not when you drop it.
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i wonder what color my mug will be

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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I wonder if these pingers tonight will be any good.
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!

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I know that feel.

It's luck of the draw on whether it's going to smash or not when you drop it.

ive got a 7 dollar (incl. postage) hard plastic + aluminium ebay jobby case, has survived more drops than i care to recount.

only tards smash iphones

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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Why do people call it a back pedal every time somebody explains themselves on the internet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

blue and white?
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Fuck monday, fuck stocktake, fuck customers.

All I want to do this week is drink beer.
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You keep living in the past, Fuzzy.

But it's your look, and you're doing it well.
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Fuck monday, fuck stocktake, fuck customers.

All I want to do this week is drink beer.

So glad I'm not working till tonight, all stocktake should be done thank fuck.
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so glad my stocktake days are over
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So glad I'm not working till tonight, all stocktake should be done thank fuck.

Hope so for you!
I have to call 500+ customers and ask them to go and count shit. Its really testing my patience.
luckily I have another guy helping me out this time, which means 2 people on the phone = noone can call in = no orders!!

yay.
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How is it unripe oranges can still be oranges
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it would make more sense calling them greens
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But that's what I call weed!
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why aren't mandarin's called oranges too.. they are orange in colour.
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oranges beat them to the punch.

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why aren't mandarin's called oranges too.. they are orange in colour.

They're actually called "mandarin oranges" because i'm pretty sure they are a type of orange.

Also i think they are grown mostly in china, which may have something to do with the name.
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mandarins being a term also originally used for high-ranking Chinese government officials back in the day. Name of the fruit is both because the mandarins wore orange and also because the fruits were reserved for them.

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oranges beat them to the punch.

OMG i love blood oranges
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mandarins being a term also originally used for high-ranking Chinese government officials back in the day. Name of the fruit is both because the mandarins wore orange and also because the fruits were reserved for them.

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What were the called before that?
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Do you think carrots were annoyed at Oranges after they were named "Orange"?
Seems a little unfair IMO
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!

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apparently carrots oringally used to be purple like turnips, but some royalty back in they day started breeding them to be orange (you know what i mean), and then they all ended up orange
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that’s terrible spastic
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Well how do you think ginger feels? Poor, poor rhizome.
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How do you think cucumbers feel? They get shoved in girls assholes all the time.
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apparently carrots oringally used to be purple like turnips, but some royalty back in they day started breeding them to be orange (you know what i mean), and then they all ended up orange

he fucked a carrot?
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!

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How do you think cucumbers feel? They get shoved in girls assholes all the time.

I would not know how they feel. I'm not a girl nor have I ever tried to shove a cucumber into my anus.
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when cueing up "Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go) by Wham I knew it was gonna go off!!!

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I would not know how they feel. I'm not a girl nor have I ever tried to shove a cucumber into my anus.

You don't know what your missing... Being a cucumber i mean.
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I feel ill and I dont want to be here today.
Might take tomorrow off sick.
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I feel awesome and am at home all day.
Might do the same tomorrow.
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I feel awesome and am at home all day.
Might do the same tomorrow.

Then I started watching the human centipede and now feel like throwing up everywhere.
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my new tv crush is Grace from "The Amazing Race", true story
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You crazy, thats something you're meant to do the day before the day you want to take off.
So you can throw up on command when you think about it.
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my new tv crush is Grace from "The Amazing Race", true story

which one is grace?
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what's the correct spelling, TV Program or TV Programme?
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Grace is the Brunnette chick who is paired up with her brother Joey...
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the one that the beef cake knocked over last night when they were running?
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^ yeah, that dude is doucehbag elite
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