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"It was like he was being given a tabasco enema."

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this post now makes no sense ty vtron gosh

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Seriously though, have a bat regardless. Bitches who are that closed minded to think that Porn/Wanking is cheating are not worth anyones relationship time.

I don't understand it myself, but I don't understand calculus either and that's a thing.
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Seriously though, have a bat regardless. Bitches who are that closed minded to think that Porn/Wanking is cheating are not worth anyones relationship time.

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I read that as "Derpelict" and was very excited for him for a bit there.

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Trase, if I'm single in a few weeks, I'm gonna come down to Melb and party with you k

Still looking for a new housemate mang.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Still looking for a new housemate mang.

What happened to John?
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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Still looking for a new housemate mang.

bede you can join eddie in GEE GEE GEE GEE to annoy eddie's other housemate
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Chill lads, I got this.

It's just...

I don't...

Cool, man. Cool.
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Free game (in alpha) that scientists / space nerds on reddit are gushing about.

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bede you can join eddie in GEE GEE GEE GEE to annoy eddie's other housemate

Yeah I can just picture it now...
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It's a bit old, but if you haven't read any Roy Orbison Wrapped in Cling-film stories, then you're missing out on life.

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It always starts the same way. I am in the garden airing my terrapin Jetta when he walks past my gate, that mysterious man in black.

'Hello Roy,' I say. 'What are you doing in Dusseldorf?'

'Attending to certain matters,' he replies.

'Ah,' I say.

He apprises Jetta's lines with a keen eye. 'That is a well-groomed terrapin,' he says.

'Her name is Jetta.' I say. 'Perhaps you would like to come inside?'

'Very well.' He says.

Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'

'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.

I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.

'I estimate I must have nearly a kilometre in the kitchen alone.'

'As much as that?' He says in surprise. 'So.'

'Mind you, people do not realize how much is on each roll. I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely.'

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.

'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully.'

I nod. 'So then. If you will please to stand.'

Roy stands. 'Commence.'

I start at the ankles and work up. I am like a spider binding him in my gossamer web. I do it tight with several layers. Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled.

'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say.

'You win the bet,' says Roy, muffled. 'Now unwrap me.'

'Not for several hours.'

'Ah.'

I sit and admire my handiwork for a long time. So as not to make the ordeal unpleasant for him we make small talk on topical subjects, Roy somewhat muffled. At some point I must leave him to attend to Jetta's needs. When I return I find he has hopped out of my house, still wrapped in cling-film. The loss leaves me broken and pitiful. He never calls me. He sends no tickets. The police come and reprimand me. Jetta is taken away, although I get her back after a complicated legal process.

There is only one thing that can console me. A certain dream, a certain vision...

It always starts the same way.

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It's a bit old, but if you haven't read any Roy Orbison Wrapped in Cling-film stories, then you're missing out on life.


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Bigger shit to worry about than my own blue balls.

But believe me, constantly sitting on them is getting old quickly.

You and avatar_karma should like exchange stories over a beer or something.
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Hey Gruso, I ordered that laptop. Cheers. Hope it comes on Monday when I'm home and before I go away for a week.

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just bought health insurance for the first time. what a waste of cash.

You wouldn't say that if I you needed it. I'm making good use of my 80% extras cover.
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You wouldn't say that if I you needed it. I'm making good use of my 80% extras cover.

i don't need it. wife doesn't need it. only need it cuz the government is going to whack me with even more taxes.
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Medicare levy, or is there more to it? What are the numbers like?
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i don't need it. wife doesn't need it. only need it cuz the government is going to whack me with even more taxes.

Well it splits into two. You should have hospital cover if you can afford it, you never know what could happen at any time. As for extras cover, well that's something you work out. Are the new laws forcing you to get extras cover?
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Medicare levy, or is there more to it? What are the numbers like?

Medicare levy surcharge goes up to 2.5%
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Well it splits into two. You should have hospital cover if you can afford it, you never know what could happen at any time. As for extras cover, well that's something you work out. Are the new laws forcing you to get extras cover?

if I get injured or something happens, public system is fine with me. Wife had our kid through the public system. The care and experience was fantastic.
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1:15 onwards is NSFW scrap that neither is the thumbnail

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Is her only talent having big tits?
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well it's pretty misleading to suggest otherwise
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You and avatar_karma should like exchange stories over a beer or something.

His girl's a cocktease. I don't think we'd have much to talk about.

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Forgot how awesome that show was, I think I forgot about it after the Mexico season (2?). What season are they up to now?
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Nah, I'm not a huge fan. They are a little too big and a bit sagged. Plus her face does nothing for me. My favourite pair of boobs belongs to porn star Carli Banks.
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Bet the stupid bitch can't even speak Elvish
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