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Andrew'a wife ... Wow. Maybe he was gay but then saw her??
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yeah wtf at that. not sure what i was expecting when he was going back home, but then the wife..and 4 kids! all young as well. maybe he WAS gay then turned straight? possible? im not sure.
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Bunch of kids you lot. Gay gay gay like its some fucking strange thing in 2012 to be effeminate and straight. Get out more children.
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well yeah. it is a bit strange. its pretty blatantly obvious there's gay tendencies he has that actual gay people have.

anyway.

he was always going to go when 1. his little chocolate perfume cord thingy broke and wasn't set right. 2.his chocolate wasnt tempered and 3.when he mucked up the parfait and it looked ugly.

having said that, armina's was plated up really badly, though like they said, it's the taste that matters.
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I liked Andrew's 'almost couldn't give a fuck if I'm here or not attitude' sorry to see him go.
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Touching moment when Beau got emotional saying he turned down a job offer with the fire brigade to enter masterchef

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Surprised I didn't hear that from one of the judges in last nights show, they love that shit
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Touching moment when Beau got emotional saying he turned down a job offer with the fire brigade to enter masterchef

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probably should've taken the job buddy

it was just before entering the top 24 & as if they wouldn't still give him the job after he got knocked out of a cooking show.
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Doubt that brah, firies is one of the most competitive and rigorous job apps to get thru
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....and they are always short staffed. Like the paramedics. So he'll have no issues.
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good on kylie. I had a feeling she'd win it. She picked the right ingredient and cooked the right things. Simple.
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go Kylie getting the pin two people getting pins is awesome, very good professional chef aswell, bring on tonight
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Fuck I hope the red team wins tonight, deb is being a fucking mole

Take your menopause and gtfo
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Lol, totally deb was being a hormonal bitch, Audra was being an airhead too.
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Lol deb just said she's going thru menopause!! Haha
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Audra, you will not be an amazing executive chef.

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....and they are always short staffed. Like the paramedics. So he'll have no issues.

Nah man, it's so hard to get in.
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Yeh red. Liking Kylie and her meaty behind, red were a well oiled machine tonight apart from bens fuckup
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and the red team managed all that with Alice doing no plating up or helping with the food basically so either double points to red or extra points off to blue... and some Prozac and a lie down for Deb (gee she is just awful)
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I am also a big fan of Kylies behind.
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Kylie's a hot sweet little thang!

And she owned that challenge tonight for sure. Good concept to begin with, good food, good management.

Blue team with Audra at the helm was all fail. Debra was like poison everywhere she went. Couldn't do decor, couldn't do dessert, couldn't work with others.

Hope Debra and Audra go tomorrow but will probably be Andy and Jules...

It's a bit of a shame it's not like Big Brother or The Apprentice where the team nominates those for eviction. Would be the team leader Audra and the horrible Deb on there for sure. You're f*cking fired!
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Audra totally failed as a captain, but she's a damn good cook, better than a lot of the others imo.

They're whole thing was fucking fail, was totally

No wonder everyone picks deb last for all the team challenges
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Final two should be Mindy and Kylie. Kylie to win an Mindy to do a Poh and deserve to win but get her own show anyway.
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Final two should be Mindy and Kylie. Kylie to win an Mindy to do a Poh and deserve to win but get her own show anyway.

i agree but remember what happen last season with people with the immunity pin , they got kicked out, ie Hayden , so it will interesting how these two girls go for the rest of the competition.
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i agree but remember what happen last season with people with the immunity pin , they got kicked out, ie Hayden , so it will interesting how these two girls go for the rest of the competition.

I do not remember. What's this getting kicked out business?
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I do not remember. What's this getting kicked out business?

well if you didn't watch last season i'm not going to explain to you.
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That Marco guy standing there with that knife with that voice like a bond villain! So not helping.
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pffft. deb getting through with bruscetta

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You've gotta feel sorry for the bottom three, tonight,it was ony a double elimination cos they didn't get rid of anyone in tassie. That was a fucking joke and now two much better cooks have gone.

I like andy but they either didn't play a lot of Gary and George's comments or I missed something cos his didn't seem the best main and dessert.
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You've gotta feel sorry for the bottom three, tonight,it was ony a double elimination cos they didn't get rid of anyone in tassie. That was a fucking joke and now two much better cooks have gone.

I like andy but they either didn't play a lot of Gary and George's comments or I missed something cos his didn't seem the best main and dessert.

They only questioned his plating for the main. And his dessert they questioned the complexity. It was a toss up between him and Jules.

They should've relegated 4 from the first round rather than 3. Deb getting through with bruscetta is lame.
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^ Yea I said that to my partner. It was bizarre that only 3 went through to the final elimination when 2 were going home. I think they wanted to use that round kitchen thing.
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I love that Marco was eating cream out of the container with his trusty knife and eating the food off their plates with his fingers.

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Only cooking a vego bruschetta in 20 minutes is ridic. My hate for Debra is growing!
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So what exactly was the initial challenge? Just 20mins, make anything? And she was kept out of the bottom 3 cook off with fucking bruschetta?!?
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i wanna know what deb did with the other fifteen minutes?

cheese and tomato on toast does not take twenty minutes...
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So what exactly was the initial challenge? Just 20mins, make anything? And she was kept out of the bottom 3 cook off with fucking bruschetta?!?

20 minutes to make an entree. Open pantry.

They saved the best 3, and the other 3 had 1 hour to make main and dessert and 2 of the 3 were going home
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i wanna know what deb did with the other fifteen minutes?

cheese and tomato on toast does not take twenty minutes...

She cried, bitched and moaned.
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Deb is definitely annoying but I feel a bit sorry for her. It's not her fault the judges keep picking her dishes.

No one seems particularly warm to her in the house, and if she is going through menopause while knowing her fellow contestants aren't fond of her, then it is to her credit that she is still there because she must be fucking miserable.

Remember that woman a couple of seasons ago who made the top 24 and pretty much bailed as soon as it was announced because she missed her kids? That still grinds my brain. Yet Deb is still there, fluttering about in incomprehension and misery.

She's annoying but I respect her a fair bit for sticking at it.
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Marco was fucking great. So intimidating. Wish he was on the show every episode. Debra needs to die though.

Wellshe's going through the menopause so she's practically dead anyway.
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Deb's gotta go next. She's my new most-hated. Can't remember the last good thing she did. Can only remember a few good dishes in the beginning from her.
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Let's you and I apply for MasterChef 2013. I'm pretty sure we'd rock the fucking haus yo.

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However, whilst I think of myself as a pretty good cook, I couldn't stand being on TV (or living in a house full of idiots). Would be kinda cool to cook with people like Jamie Oliver and Heston Blumenthal though.
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