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there's nothing wrong with it, but you have to be in good shape to be able to pull it off, otherwise you just look like a weird fat guy who sweats too much

yeah and then you create a facebook page for your bodybuilding alias to complete the circle of gayness.
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Sounds like my mate who came back from Europe ans started swanning around in budgie smugglers cause it was the euro thing to do and was mystified when we paid him out mercilessly over it...

don't hate the budgie smugglers. i left my boardies at home on a trip down the coast a few months ago so rocked the smugglers all day, it's actually quite comfy. bishes were FATS.

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Hey I rock the old school dick stickers all the time under my wettie or for swimming laps, but not such a fan of lying around on the beach in them.
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i'm not gay i just shave my arms/legs so they look more defined to other fags at the gym who also do the same, also spray tan goes on easier with less hair, plus when my gay partner is fucking me in the arse he said he likes it better if i am shaven like a preteen boy

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real men should some some sort of hair.
not like cookie monster or gorrilla's though.

though i'm not against men with no hair... just prefer them to look like men.
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how is shaving considered gay?

Just my opinion a guy shouldnt be running around with no hair under his armpits, thats just my opinion. I have nothing agaisnt people that manscape or give it a trim but it shouldnt be "bald".
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I whip my hair back and forth.
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Well, four days in and I'm pleased to report that there is absolutely NO ITCHING involved with the re-growth.

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I whip my hair back and forth.

Armpit hair? Mental images are interesting
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I tried this over the weekend. It feels so free
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Those tits

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dude needs to put his fucking collar down. He's not playing test cricket!

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Its like asking if you're attractive. You're always going to get the answer you don't want.
Also, those titties make me feel inferior.
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Also, those titties make me feel inferior.

and rightly so!
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Also, those titties make me feel inferior.

Don't worry, there's a place for nice subtle titties too. I'm sure you have a great personality.
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You're right, but i'd sure trade in my personality for those tits.
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A few years ago I went on a trip to Laos, Vietnam and Cambodia. As soon as I stepped off the plane in Vientiane, I met a German girl with whom I ended up spending most of my holiday with. For maybe about the first 10 days of our travels, I tried every trick in the book to get into her pants to try and experience that freaky German sex I'd been hearing about for so long (SPOILER: it wasn't that great) but I was getting limited success to start with.

You could have nailed about 25 local women in the time you wasted with the one German who was reluctant to put out, boring when she did and was just plain weird about male armpit hair.
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Fuck you assholes! I trimmed mine to about 2cm in length, maybe 2.45 to be precise, the shits fucking prickly! If I'm constantly scratching my underarms tonight I'ma fucking rage. ****s!
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yeah man, trimming to 2-3 cms gives me the itch well 'ard... Plus it takes me forever because all my underarm hairs all grow in different directions so I need to do like 200 runs in different directions (a pain in the ass with my left hand)

I'm tellin ya. Shavin' is the way. No itch. No fuss. takes like 30 seconds. And I don't know what the fuck them ****s were talking about with ingrown hairs, maybe they still haven't worked out how to shave properly or something
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Yeh look I completely forgot I did it until I came back on to ITM.


Now someone help me with my low self-esteem :C
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