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In a hilarious misunderstanding, John Terry was asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career.

“Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson.

“Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded.

Guffaws of laughter broke out around the courtroom at the misunderstanding, which was a result of the judge asking Terry to speak up.

The footballer appeared confused by response from the courtroom.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime...t-7936075.html

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PROSECUTOR Duncan Penny: 'There was an atmosphere at Loftus Road...a London derby. You've played for Arsenal at the Emirates and, to be fair, it's pretty quiet there.'(Court laughs)

Cole: 'Was I supposed to laugh at that? They make a noise sometimes.'

The whole thing is a farce. Just stick him in a cell, throw away the key and be done with it. Or better yet, take him out the back and shoot him.
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United chief scout Jim Lawlor was in Sao Paulo to tie up a £25million deal for Lucas Moura.

Must be some kind of truth in this, it keeps popping up. Fergie admitted last night there will be one more signing, possibly two

You know it's a Goal.com special when they imply that clubs send scouts to negotiate a transfer
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Look slike Borini will be stitched up in the next 48 hours.

The clubs have agreed on a transfer fee, now its down to personal terms

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perhaps its exciting cos its a signing.

ha ha

I dont know much about the guy, but he scored some goals in serie a, was in the italian euro squad, so he mustnt be a slouch. 11m squid doesnt seem unreasonable for someone of his credentials.
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Wasn't he in the last year of his contract though?
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Ade supposed done for 5 million and 100k a week according to soccernet with a decent signing on fee. Good deal imo.
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Newcastle seem to be closing in on Debauchy. Solid midfeild, wondering if they will have to switch to 4-3-3 to accomodate Tiote and Cabaye. But then you have to pick either Ba or Cisse.

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I dont know much about the guy, but he scored some goals in serie a, was in the italian euro squad, so he mustnt be a slouch. 11m squid doesnt seem unreasonable for someone of his credentials.

Dirk Kuyt mk.II, apparently.
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If he scores 50 goals for Liverpool and works as hard as Kuyt I would be happy.

To be fair, his pedigree is a little better than the eridivisie dominator.
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Terry still... really?
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here some fun for you lot

whats your footballl name in your name


Mines Fernando Villa Two Spanish power house strikers in one fuck yeah
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john ronaldo doesn't quite sound right..
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here some fun for you lot

whats your footballl name in your name


Mines Fernando Villa Two Spanish power house strikers in one fuck yeah





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Chelsea captain John Terry has been found not guilty of using a racist obscenity about Queens Park Rangers defender Anton Ferdinand.

Terry had been charged with a racially aggravated public order offence following a Premier League game between the two clubs at Loftus Road on 23rd October last year.

He had claimed he was sarcastically repeating a slur that Ferdinand mistakenly thought he had used, and denied a racially aggravated public order offence.

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i got torres so i;m happy

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Zlatan Torres.

Terry getting off is a fucked joke.

Seriously, the fucked world is fucked.
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Thank God we live in a democratic society otherwise JT would be of been guilty before being proven innocent!



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Zlatan Torres.

Terry getting off is a fucked joke.

Seriously, the fucked world is fucked.




Did you think Stephen getting off assaulting a dj a few years ago was a fcked joke 2 ?
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john ronaldo doesn't quite sound right..

John Ronaldo sounds like a Sylvester Stallone football movie.

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Did you think Stephen getting off assaulting a dj a few years ago was a fcked joke 2 ?

I never defended gerrards actions.

And it's completely irrelevant to this case.

The point is, there is no doubt Suarez would not have been found guilty in a court of law, but the FA suspended him for 8 weeks.

Terry quite clearly called Ferdinand a black ****, more reprehensible than what Suarez said, and you can be guaranteed he will get off. We all said it from the outset, England's brave John terry.

What a crock.
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I never defended gerrards actions.

And it's completely irrelevant to this case.

The point is, there is no doubt Suarez would not have been found guilty in a court of law, but the FA suspended him for 8 weeks.

Terry quite clearly called Ferdinand a black ****, more reprehensible than what Suarez said, and you can be guaranteed he will get off. We all said it from the outset, England's brave John terry.

What a crock.

Fa may still ban though.
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I never defended gerrards actions.

And it's completely irrelevant to this case.

The point is, there is no doubt Suarez would not have been found guilty in a court of law, but the FA suspended him for 8 weeks.

Terry quite clearly called Ferdinand a black ****, more reprehensible than what Suarez said, and you can be guaranteed he will get off. We all said it from the outset, England's brave John terry.

What a crock.



Van Bro hasn't the penny dropped yet that some people are more special than others & that's the reality of the situation.

Guilty or not. Just like Gerrard

JT was always going to get off.
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Fa may still ban though.

i was about to say that, as soon as that got announced last night , the fa act within two second to continue it , fuck the english fa
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Wouldnt the majority of Perthies think youre a Collingwood fan walking around with that on?
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I really hope you keep your sick away jersey - the oranje one. That was awesome.

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Wouldnt the majority of Perthies think youre a Collingwood fan walking around with that on?

I hate it when you are right, but yes.
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