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There's a level 10 at my gym that I've been trying the slow tune with for a little while now. She is well out of my league. south american looking -, crossfit kinda build, brains (she's a Dr), and she squats more than me.

Will probs have to man up at some point and ask for her number. She is definite gf material, not one night kinda stuff.


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in a surely predictable post - theres this chick at work who i find ridiculously fucking hot. Probably almost 6 foot, sweeeet double D's that seem to defy gravity, and an ass that could crack walnuts. I found out today that shes not even 18 yet. Obviously my missus wouldnt approve, but it got me wondering if i wasnt attached if I would go there or not.....

What is the limit?

Depends where you are and where you grew up I guess. I've got 18 ingrained in my brain now but people in Croatia have no issues with 16 or even 15, assuming you're around the 20 mark. If older then it's a bit creepy. Quite a culture shock the first time I realised it.

At the end of the day though, it's really all about what's legal isn't it?
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Too true, I've had "no" before. Will give it a go.

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Depends where you are and where you grew up I guess. I've got 18 ingrained in my brain now but people in Croatia have no issues with 16 or even 15, assuming you're around the 20 mark. If older then it's a bit creepy. Quite a culture shock the first time I realised it.

At the end of the day though, it's really all about what's legal isn't it?

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Probably a bit too far gone. But fuck, one of the best rigs Ive seen in my life. ree - diculous.

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fuck my cracked ribs, its been almost 8 weeks and im still worried about lifting. Any magic pill recommendations pfodor?

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fuck my cracked ribs, its been almost 8 weeks and im still worried about lifting. Any magic pill recommendations pfodor?

I've got a nice theoretical approach but you may not like it.

I found out today that if a foetus is injured in the womb, it completely heals itself without a scar. Though a newborn will develop a scar. So they found with animal testing that if a newborn had a slight cut and was placed inside a womb, it would repair without leaving a scar. Must be something about the womb and the pregnant woman that causes certain genes to switch on.

So my recommendation is to find a pregnant woman and see if you can squeeze your torso in for a week or two while you heal. How's that?
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Just dropped phone while walking across the street lost power button into tram tracks.

Ability to turn phone on and off lost.

When's the new iPhone out? Or should I head to little bourke and get replacement cover with hopefully new power button?

Oh yeah exam completed in 50 minutes. can't wait for those results.

Take it to Azn phone repair place, new power button won't won't that much to do. A whole front glass and lcd replacement is only $120. IExperts did mine, they've got a shop in Melbourne too. Check their website for prices.
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I've got a nice theoretical approach but you may not like it.

I found out today that if a foetus is injured in the womb, it completely heals itself without a scar. Though a newborn will develop a scar. So they found with animal testing that if a newborn had a slight cut and was placed inside a womb, it would repair without leaving a scar. Must be something about the womb and the pregnant woman that causes certain genes to switch on.

So my recommendation is to find a pregnant woman and see if you can squeeze your torso in for a week or two while you heal. How's that?

This woman would have to have a box like a sea container. I'll chuck an ad up on craigsglist and see how I go.
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Take it to Azn phone repair place, new power button won't won't that much to do. A whole front glass and lcd replacement is only $120. IExperts did mine, they've got a shop in Melbourne too. Check their website for prices.

Tobi's phone is so old it still listens to breaks.

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Take it to JustinJ's house.

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I've got a nice theoretical approach but you may not like it.

I found out today that if a foetus is injured in the womb, it completely heals itself without a scar. Though a newborn will develop a scar. So they found with animal testing that if a newborn had a slight cut and was placed inside a womb, it would repair without leaving a scar. Must be something about the womb and the pregnant woman that causes certain genes to switch on.

So my recommendation is to find a pregnant woman and see if you can squeeze your torso in for a week or two while you heal. How's that?

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None whatsoever. I have a huge interest in science and medicine in particular, it's just a shame that I'm WAY too fucking lazy to become a doctor
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Tobi's phone is so old it still listens to breaks.

Yewwwww breaks


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Tobi's phone is so old it still listens to breaks.

or was made in Perth?
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This woman would have to have a box like a sea container. I'll chuck an ad up on craigsglist and see how I go.

You're in North America. That's like 1 in every 3 women.
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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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Pretty sure I hit the wall because of breaks

Were you going too fast? Hit the wall with elite force. Sounds like someone sneakily messed with your cables and made some krafty kuts to them.
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Pretty sure I hit the wall because of breaks

Aint nothin gonna break my stride, Nobody's gonna slooow meee down, oh no
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Were you going too fast? Hit the wall with elite force. Sounds like someone sneakily messed with your cables and made some krafty kuts to them.

I was listening to krafty kuts 2003 em, true story. Probably just listen to radiohead next time
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I was listening to krafty kuts 2003 em, true story. Probably just listen to radiohead next time

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That was funny just as breaks was going out of fashion. I think breaks days in perth are coming to an end
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That was funny just as breaks was going out of fashion. I think breaks days in perth are coming to an end

Those Mayans were not far off then - it must truly be the end of days.
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Those Mayans were not far off then - it must truly be the end of days.

Was listening to h-foundation em mix from 2002 i think today on my run and they were singing about 2012!! i was like this run sucks
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On your mum's classic FM radio station in the car on the way to school maybe.
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I've got a nice theoretical approach but you may not like it.

I found out today that if a foetus is injured in the womb, it completely heals itself without a scar. Though a newborn will develop a scar. So they found with animal testing that if a newborn had a slight cut and was placed inside a womb, it would repair without leaving a scar. Must be something about the womb and the pregnant woman that causes certain genes to switch on.

So my recommendation is to find a pregnant woman and see if you can squeeze your torso in for a week or two while you heal. How's that?

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To the guys talking about health cover and dental work: i have a better way of saving money, look after your teeth! Toothpaste and toothbrush is only about $5/month.

What's the earnings threshold for the private health Medicare rebate on tax thing?
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So if you brush your teeth your wisdom teeth wont come out?
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That was funny just as breaks was going out of fashion. I think breaks days in perth are coming to an end

Breaksfest was nominated in this year's Breakspoll awards for best large event. It didn't win, but to be fair it was up against Burning Man and Shambahala.
Ambar still pulls the biggest names and has been voted best club in Perth for the last 300 years.

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Wisdom teeth are a different story, so is that what both Bism and Peet had done?


Anyway dif topic, does anybody know if there's any good breweries near Mansfield?
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Breaksfest was nominated in this year's Breakspoll awards

That's like saying fat chicks are the most popular body type on fattylovers.com
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On your mum's classic FM radio station in the car on the way to school maybe.

I like my old school cheese.

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To the guys talking about health cover and dental work: i have a better way of saving money, look after your teeth! Toothpaste and toothbrush is only about $5/month.

What's the earnings threshold for the private health Medicare rebate on tax thing?

Also I've broken my front teeth in various ways 5 times in my life. Ain't no Colgate for that.

Yes brad, one of them involved a bike.
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Wisdom teeth are a different story, so is that what both Bism and Peet had done?


Anyway dif topic, does anybody know if there's any good breweries near Mansfield?

There's a good brewery in Bright. Depends what you consider 'near'
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That's like saying fat chicks are the most popular body type on fattylovers.com

Cmonnnnn, global awards, Perth getting a mention?


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To the guys talking about health cover and dental work: i have a better way of saving money, look after your teeth! Toothpaste and toothbrush is only about $5/month.

I hope that toothbrush pays for the ambulance when you get meth cancer.
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There's a good brewery in Bright. Depends what you consider 'near'

Yeah, not Bright lol :p I meant either on the way there from Melbourne or a little bit further. Working there again tomorrow and then heading straight home after.


Bism I have got private health cover, just not every extra. Medibank myoptions plan that thy no longer offer because it was too good. I probably should use my free yearly clean and check up.
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Yeah not Bright

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I hope that toothbrush pays for the ambulance when you get meth cancer.

Teeth fall out anyway. Won't need it.
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We've been over this, Brendon. Meth makes you healthier.

How can adding up posh numbers make you healthier?
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