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^^you dont drink coffee??

if i learnt one thing from highschool it was to do what everyone else is doing if you want to be cool

I don't drink coffee either, I just have a bump of whip.
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only a bump??

imo a bumper is only useful for k...everything else doesnt give enough
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what do you non coffee drinkers intend to do with your mugs if you dont drink coffee?

What every respectable sydney-sider does with their drinking apparatus... Hit people up-side the face with it.
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I'm getting absolutely roasted at work because how vocal I am about how incredibly shit Linkin Park is. How does no one else here agree?!

"Oh go back to your Nirvana dropout wannabe rockstar"

"You mean the Foo Fighters?"

"Yeahs they're shit"
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Why are you of the opinion they're shit?

I quite like their new album.
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Cross between whiney emo shit and electronic poppy shit imo
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i like tawny port
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The first liqour i ever had was port. At an indian restaurant when i was about 13. Bartender asked if i would like a glass. I knocked it back and got told off because i was supposed to sip it.
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i sip and knock it back. depends what i feel like at the time.
sipping is good when your relaxing and watching a movie.
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Cross between whiney emo shit and electronic poppy shit imo

They have been whinging and whining well before an bitchy little faggot made the decision not to cut it's fringe.

check out the below two tracks, you'll find they're the furthest thing from whinge/whine crapola (though I must admit you will still find those tracks on any of their albums)

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The first liqour i ever had was port. At an indian restaurant when i was about 13. Bartender asked if i would like a glass. I knocked it back and got told off because i was supposed to sip it.

The makings of a true pisshead are in the genes. That shit can't be taught.
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Onslaught, for the sake of argument I will listen to these when i get home
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The main force behind my hatred it MMMs insistance on playing Burn It Down several times a day.
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Oh, well fuck, that's gonna have you hating anything!
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Might have to crank some Lostep on the way to my exam tomorrow.

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I went and saw Karnivool at the HiFi last night. I'd go so far as to say they're my fav band but I just couldnt get into it. A mixture between being designated driver and being a Thursday night, I guess the crowd (myself included) just didnt get as into it as I'd hoped.
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Get killed mid-shit on a cold july morning is the worst possible outcome to the end of your life
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Get killed mid-shit on a cold july morning is the worst possible outcome to the end of your life


it doesn't really matter because you shit yourself when you die anyway, at least you didnt shit your pants aye
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Get killed mid-shit on a cold july morning is the worst possible outcome to the end of your life

Definition of fear? A wasp flying in the window mid-shit. True story.
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^ no no no, definition of fear is taking care of the old AGB with a raging hangover, and needing to vom mid-shit
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Just use the shower and squash everything down the drain with your foot.

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it doesn't really matter because you shit yourself when you die anyway, at least you didnt shit your pants aye

Yeah, isn't needing a dump the sign of a heart attack too? Hence lots of victims being found on the John.
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i'd rather not have poo residue in my drain.

poo goes in the toilet!
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Is going to a supermarket in a communist country like going to Aldi? Everything produced by one company with a handful of outside goods occasionally.
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I dont drink coffee (

Good for you
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i'd rather not have poo residue in my drain.

poo goes in the toilet!

Was hoping that this was just a disconnected random thought
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Western Australian renaissance man (who knows that feel)

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Definition of fear? A wasp flying in the window mid-shit. True story.

My definition of fear - dislocating my shoulder in the surf and drowning. Drowning by dislocation.
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I think the lecturer is trolling us... Says he wants us to be critical thinkers, then mentions an article in the pos mainstream news paper.
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Just spent a lot of time thinking about drowning in boiling water. Would you die of something else before drowning? Oh man, would be the worst way to go.
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what about drowning in concentrated H2 SO4 ... that's be nasty too
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what about drowning in concentrated H2 SO4 ... that's be nasty too

Or what about drowning in molten metal?
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Drowning in Jizz.....lethal and humiliating
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Drowning in Jizz

brb, googling this term naow.
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if i transfer money from account A (ANZ) to account B (Westpac) on a Saturday, should it still not have gone in by now? or am i getting gypped? do banks process transactions on a weekend?
Have transferred money between these accounts before?
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Don't quote me on it, but think you have to wait business days, so no processing on weekends. But not 100% sure about that.
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Usual bank transfer times buddy. the only way you're going to get it instantly from westpac is if your with st george of bank of melb (I think) or some other credit union that gets underwritten by westpac, so anz is a no, you're waiting till tuesday, latest.
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what about drowning in concentrated H2 SO4 ... that's be nasty too

Why not up the ante and throw in some HNO3 to make some aqua regis? Super nasty!

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Drowning in oxygen would be pretty bad.
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the level of randomness in this thread is declining at an exponential rate
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the whole randomness of ITM itself is something other than usual.
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