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Disappointed with this thread now. It's just become a vehicle for slagging off women.

I'm washing my hands of this.
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well lets slag off men.

deal breaker:
doesn't put clothes away and leaves all over the floor
doesn't clean up after themselves after eating
doesn't put out when you want it but you have to put out whenever they want it
fat and lazy
doesn't use deodorant
doesn't put on clean underwear
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Minus the 'doesn't use deodarant and doesn't use clean unides' you have just described my girlfriend!
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you have the wrong type of girlfriend then.
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deal breaker: guy who look hot and buff and when you get together they stop working out and get fat and pudgey.
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well lets slag off men.
doesn't put out when you want it but you have to put out whenever they want it

That's not a man.
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i am glad you agree.

i am also glad my man is not one of those who i described.
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you have the wrong type of girlfriend then.

How dare you say that. I love my girl! Why should I have to conform to a standard or type you'd prefer?
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i'm sorry. it sounded like you weren't happy i described your girlfriend.

if you love her that's lovely. please carry on. didn't want to offend.
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doesn't put clothes away and leaves all over the floor

The thing that used to send me absolutely mental with my ex was that he would drop his clothes on the floor right next to the laundry basket. You've already made it to the laundry, why can't you just put them in the basket instead of on the floor?
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deal breaker: guy who look hot and buff and when you get together they stop working out and get fat and pudgey.

Then stop being a fucking clingy girlfriend and let him go to the fucking gym when he wants, rather then having a bitch that he goes to the gym so much.
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Then stop being a fucking clingy girlfriend and let him go to the fucking gym when he wants, rather then having a bitch that he goes to the gym so much.

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i am also glad my man is not one of those who i described.

i personally, do not have that problem
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Wasn't necessarily saying you were, was just generally speaking.
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The thing that used to send me absolutely mental with my ex was that he would drop his clothes on the floor right next to the laundry basket. You've already made it to the laundry, why can't you just put them in the basket instead of on the floor?

Well for me, with my flatmate, I am never sure whether or not the clothes in the laundry basket are clean or dirty as she just changes which basket is which all the time... coupled with the fact that the washing machine is generally always got something of hers in it, I just find it easier to put it on the floor till I can get through the load in the washing machine and put mine in...

but as for the clothes on my bedroom floor... when I pull off my clothes at night I am not going all the way down the stairs to the laundry to just to put them on the floor there... so yeah, sometimes they stay on the floor in the corner until I can use the machine...
its not dirty, its practical...
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well lets slag off men.

deal breaker:
doesn't put clothes away and leaves all over the floor
doesn't clean up after themselves after eating
doesn't put out when you want it but you have to put out whenever they want itfat and lazy
doesn't use deodorant
doesn't put on clean underwear

You sure he wasn't cheating on you?
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The gym thing is confusing to me. Buff guys are hot, i like buff guys. Buff guys put the gym first, I don't like coming second. Major problems.

clingy is annoying too. My ex was like that, he even asked me to hug him in bed. It was like he was the chick. needless to say it didn't last long before we broke up and i took custody of the xbox.
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The gym thing is confusing to me. Buff guys are hot, i like buff guys. Buff guys put the gym first, I don't like coming second. Major problems.

Hour a day.

Use that time to watch Gossip Girl and wax your ****.
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The gym thing is confusing to me. Buff guys are hot, i like buff guys. Buff guys put the gym first, I don't like coming second. Major problems.

clingy is annoying too. My ex was like that, he even asked me to hug him in bed. It was like he was the chick. needless to say it didn't last long before we broke up and i took custody of the xbox.

So you only like it when you get to be clingy?
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...can't you guys spend longer at the gym?

I like my time to myself but its nice to know your guy will compromise on something for you every now and then, its not that hard to take an afternoon off the gym once every 2 months to spend time with someone.

Edit: No, i'm always paranoid about that, I give my guys space. I get promoted as 'the chick who understands'.
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its not that hard to take an afternoon off the gym once every 2 months to spend time with someone.

No it's not it's quite simple, my point was that some girls have a whinge that guys go to the gym 5 days a week for an hour or so. That leaves plenty of time to be spent with someone.
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its not that hard to take an afternoon off the gym once every 2 months to spend time with someone.

Most dudes lift 3 - 4 times a week, you silly sausage.
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No it's not it's quite simple, my point was that some girls have a whinge that guys go to the gym 5 days a week for an hour or so. That leaves plenty of time to be spent with someone.

Im ashamed to have a vagina when i hear of these things, its as if these girls have no need for space of their own.
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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Rainbow View Post

well lets slag off men.

deal breaker:
doesn't put clothes away and leaves all over the floor
doesn't clean up after themselves after eating
doesn't put out when you want it but
you have to put out whenever they want it
fat and lazy
doesn't use deodorant
doesn't put on clean underwear

I tick the first two boxes and I'm almost certain you'd find me devastatingly attractive.
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Not that is matters at all, but are they implants? The girl never does photo shoots so can't be accurate

She's just skinny-fat.

Big boobs are the excess baggage that results.

I don't think she's been in many episodes where she's as lean as she is in those pics above.
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Woo! I'm out then!

Same. I used to be really anti, but then got runner's legs. Shame to waste them.
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Someone with shit hair.
Just decided that, usually I wouldnt care but I do care, hairs important.
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Dry, tangled and frizzy hair.
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I have pretty shit hair tbh. Why hate me for it, I had no choice in the matter...
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Maybe I should have said deal sealer: good hair.
I have terribly shit hair in the mornings after drinking/smoking darts, I cant imagine its sexy.
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I have pretty shit hair tbh. Why hate me for it, I had no choice in the matter...

I'd hardly consider it tangled though.

Just shave it all off if you don't like it.
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Maybe I should have said deal sealer: good hair.
I have terribly shit hair in the mornings after drinking/smoking darts, I cant imagine its sexy.

its sexy when being done doggy, having your messy haired head pushed into the pillow talking all filthy like.

especially after drinking/smoking...!

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once at a party my friend and I were really wasted and we put her period blood under our eyes like war paint and looked amazing

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"Hey look I'm ready before you are!!" said no woman ever.

my woman does that!







then I wake up...

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once at a party my friend and I were really wasted and we put her period blood under our eyes like war paint and looked amazing

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its sexy when being done doggy, having your messy haired head pushed into the pillow talking all filthy like.

especially after drinking/smoking...!

Um... You're a guy aintcha?
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Someone with shit hair.
Just decided that, usually I wouldnt care but I do care, hairs important.

I'll have good hair, as long as you don't mind me pulling yours.

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I'd hardly consider it tangled though.

Just shave it all off if you don't like it.

I look worse with a shaved head lol
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Um... You're a guy aintcha?

yeah dude, I was talking about women - pushing their head into the pillow as you go full tractor mode on that pussy.


(I was imaging that whole thing going down with a mild hangover and err - where is that toey thread when you need it?)

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once at a party my friend and I were really wasted and we put her period blood under our eyes like war paint and looked amazing

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