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We've been over this, Brendon. Meth makes you healthier.

People only get sick in their sleep. Fact.
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I probably should use my free yearly clean and check up.

Nah fuck that, toothbrush.
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Yearly dental check up? Nah, every 6 months to make sure everything is good.

I think the threshold is $80k per annum, then it decreases by 10% before it gets to another level with a 10% reduction.
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How can adding up posh numbers make you healthier?

Dave used to copy others meth homework in highschool
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People only get sick in their sleep. Fact.

I'm scared this is true. Either that or I signed up to the Sandman's Extreme Sleeping course without knowing it. Went to bed feeling fit as a dishevelled fiddle a fortnight ago and woke up the next morning with a buggered L5-S1 disc

Not much fun really.
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Gooby spends all his time thinking about 18 year old meth.

Adding and subtracting a common denominator with minus minors?
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I'm scared this is true. Either that or I signed up to the Sandman's Extreme Sleeping course without knowing it. Went to bed feeling fit as a dishevelled fiddle a fortnight ago and woke up the next morning with a buggered L5-S1 disc

Not much fun really.


Oh man nothing hurts like buggery
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Oh man nothing hurts like buggery

You're sodom right there
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Yearly dental check up? Nah, every 6 months to make sure everything is good.

I think the threshold is $80k per annum, then it decreases by 10% before it gets to another level with a 10% reduction.

I haven't been to the dentist since I had my wisdoms taken out two years ago. That's why I'm well overdue I keep forgetting to book, I always remember at the most obscure times. Yes I could set a reminder but I usually ignore my reminders :\

So my earnings were around 71k last year, that would affect it? I was confused by it, but I entered my details of course. Maybe that was a contributing factor to my big tax return.
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No, you will still get the regular 30% rebate then as far as I'm aware. It automatically cuts it if you go above a certain threshold.

My mum has been a dental assistant for 12 years now she's drilled it into me to go see my dentist every 6 months.
Plus I don't actually pay anything so that always helps. They just take what my insurance covers (80% now on a corporate rate) and waive the gap payment.
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You made 71k? I have 2 degrees and I dont even make that much!
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Dont tell me you make more too?

I'm a pharmaceutical rep. Do the maths
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I could ask her for help and then trip and fall into sex?

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in a surely predictable post - theres this chick at work who i find ridiculously fucking hot. Probably almost 6 foot, sweeeet double D's that seem to defy gravity, and an ass that could crack walnuts. I found out today that shes not even 18 yet. Obviously my missus wouldnt approve, but it got me wondering if i wasnt attached if I would go there or not.....

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You would have been more surprised if you had seen me when I inadvertently sat in the no alcohol section Brenny
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I'm a pharmaceutical rep. Do the maths

I know a guy in such a role, he looks poor so I buy him more drinks than he buys me, you saying i'm getting jewed?
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You would have been more surprised if you had seen me when I inadvertently sat in the no alcohol section Brenny

fwiw, I have two degrees and I guarantee you that you make more than I do.
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You go to sleep, you wake up dead.

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I know a guy in such a role, he looks poor so I buy him more drinks than he buys me, you saying i'm getting jewed?

Well he is in sales after all...

Tax on bonuses is an absolute bitch though. Pair that with a HECS-HELP debt and I feel like the government has both fists lodged deep up the wazoo
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You made 71k? I have 2 degrees and I dont even make that much!

I have a trade qualification, equiv of a degree or two really. The reason I don't mind talking about my wages is because it's all publicly available on the ETU website anyway. Most people are all "I cant tell anybody how much I earn!" meanwhile we're all "HEY ****S LOOK WHAT WE EARN"

Fledz I think it is actually 2 a year, so I really need to get my ass into gear.
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What's 2 a year? The times the policy covers a dental visit? Of course it is, it's well accepted that you should be seeing a dentist twice a year.
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I have a trade qualification, equiv of a degree or two really. The reason I don't mind talking about my wages is because it's all publicly available on the ETU website anyway. Most people are all "I cant tell anybody how much I earn!" meanwhile we're all "HEY ****S LOOK WHAT WE EARN"

Fledz I think it is actually 2 a year, so I really need to get my ass into gear.

Pro-tip derp - it's not that people can't discuss it, it's just considered a touch vulgar to do so.
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What's 2 a year? The times the policy covers a dental visit? Of course it is, it's well accepted that you should be seeing a dentist twice a year.

What about if you are a Collingwood supporter?
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Pro-tip derp - it's not that people can't discuss it, it's just considered a touch vulgar to do so.


Damn I was just about to post the exact same thing but I was on the ETU website.
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What about if you are a Collingwood supporter?

He's european, he wont understand
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fwiw, I have two degrees and I guarantee you that you make more than I do.

Well I guarantee I have less disposable income than you.


And yes I am going to blame my bloody kids
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He's european, he wont understand

So am I and nor do I; I've just seen the others in Melbourne say it so all aboard the bandwagon

Astro supports Collingwood - he has teeth. I'm not sure who's but I saw them in some gold wrapping paper.
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Are Collingwood the Eddie McGuire ones? What a bunch of jerks.
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Well I guarantee I have less disposable income than you.


And yes I am going to blame my bloody kids

It's okay man, I don't have any money after I've disposed of it all either.
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Pro-tip derp - it's not that people can't discuss it, it's just considered a touch vulgar to do so.

I think that's slowly changing though, and nowadays I don't consider it too vulgar unless it's outright crowing about how much cash you make.

Also, get off your phone and talk to Tobi, you jerk.
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So am I and nor do I; I've just seen the others in Melbourne say it so all aboard the bandwagon

Astro supports Collingwood - he has teeth. I'm not sure who's but I saw them in some gold wrapping paper.

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Well I guarantee I have less disposable income than you.

Nah, I'd say we're even on that front.
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I think that's slowly changing though, and nowadays I don't consider it too vulgar unless it's outright crowing about how much cash you make.

Also, get off your phone and talk to Tobi, you jerk.

Tobi is talking about Canada with a Canadian chick.
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It's okay man, I don't have any money after I've disposed of it all either.

Typical gen Y **** not understanding the difference between wants and needs.
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I think that's slowly changing though, and nowadays I don't consider it too vulgar unless it's outright crowing about how much cash you make.

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Nah, I'd say we're even on that front.

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I think that's slowly changing though, and nowadays I don't consider it too vulgar unless it's outright crowing about how much cash you make.


Nah fuck that, only fuckwits and derps talk about it.
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Tobi is talking about Canada with a Canadian chick.

She's prob on the phone organising a meet up with Peaker.
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