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Chipshop is super busy tonight. One woman is super cranky about the wait. Really she should be unhappy about her moustache.
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Her arms are over her head in every pic. Always makes your tummy look flatter.

And she's covering half of her derpy face.
...what does that even mean?!
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Chipshop is super busy tonight. One woman is super cranky about the wait. Really she should be unhappy about her moustache.

It was uneven? I saw a women the other day who's 'tache was so bushy it looked as though she was at the tail end of snorting a mohair cardigan.
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Oh, you've got a degree

Do you work nightfill or checkout?

Condescending Scotty.

I'm the sleazy night filler that hits on all the young check out chicks.

Life is good.
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There's a lot of earning potential in trades if you're smart and can run a business well (which unfortunately is where many struggle).
I think you will tend to earn more money earlier and faster than other professions, but your earning potential is somewhat capped unless you run your own business. Whereas other professions (like law/accounting) your salary will continue to rise and rise. My 2c.

My mate regretted not doing a trade when all his mates did and he was still at uni studying law. his base salary was shit, but now 5 years on he's on par with them (likely more) and has a very impressive salary projectory over the next 5 years.

cool story bro.

Did you mean trajectory?

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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I'm the sleazy night filler that hits on all the young check out chicks.

Life is good.

I used to work at Target when I was a child too
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Every time someone says the word "theory", my brain responds with "Maslow". Fucking Maslows hierarchy of needs...

Fucken aye.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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When I hear the word theory it reminds me of a time when a friend and I sat around a huge bonfire and consumed vast amounts of mushies and microdots wearing blotting paper headbands. Theoretically we should have been able to recycle some of our consumption. No this theory was not put forward prior to ingestion.
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Missus is reading those 50 shades books, my cock is going to be ruined by the end of the weekend
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I used to work at Target when I was a child too

That's it mate. Target is a child's job, why do you think I'm working so hard to get qualified as an actuary
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Missus is reading those 50 shades books, my cock is going to be ruined by the end of the weekend

Or she'll realise all the ways you're doing it wrong.
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Missus is reading those 50 shades books, my cock is going to be ruined by the end of the weekend

I tried reading a few page of that book, so retarded.
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Or she'll realise the way you're doing it wrong.

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Missus is reading those 50 shades books, my cock is going to be ruined by the end of the weekend

tell her not to ruin it too much, save some for me next week x
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I tried reading a few page of that book, so retarded.

She has terrible taste in everything
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I used to work at Target when I was a child too

Is that why you're so jaded/pissed off with everyone/refuse to find the joy in life?

Me too.
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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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It's like you're a philosopher.

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I Derp therefore I am.

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all dem girls came around again tonight. Home-made pizza for the second night in a row

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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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On my second drink. First time in two months I feel dirty.



But light headed
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Got home delivered pizza, got a case of little creatures pale ale. Going well with my extreme slep dep
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And she's covering half of her derpy face.

She doesn't look much like Derpy to me.

Who cares anyway, dem norks...
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Just had my first mix in about 6 months. Holy crap, rustier than a nail on the bottom of the ocean
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King Wicked, I welcome your presence in this thread

That batman shooting story made me really sad :/ I hope it was after the film. I remember my mum telling me how sad it was for her seeing the third star wars movie, because she saw the first two with her mum and her mum died before the third came out
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Just had my first mix in about 6 months. Holy crap, rustier than a nail on the bottom of the ocean

lol. 3 months for me.

The problem is I constantly listen out and get new tunes on Beatport during that time in between mix sessions but don't buy them just yet, and so if I don't have a mix for over 6 months I end up having a cart worth >$100. It's a pain in the arse to burn them onto CDs and therefore prolongs the 'no mixing' period because I couldn't be arsed doing it.

And no, I'm not getting Tracktor anytime soon. Need a new laptop first.
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CDs? Fuck that shit. Serato/Traktor all the way. I bought a crate, analyzed it in Serato and off I went.
Every place I've played out at I've just brought my Serato, control CDs and laptop. It rocks.
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vinyl for life (even if my decks aren't set up atm)
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CDs? Fuck that shit. Serato/Traktor all the way. I bought a crate, analyzed it in Serato and off I went.
Every place I've played out at I've just brought my Serato, control CDs and laptop. It rocks.

I know. You don't have to sell it to me.

Don't think Tracktor would run too well on my 6 year old Dell Inspiron 640m.
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Meh I prefer to use CDs over anything. Each to their own.
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vinyl for life (even if my decks aren't set up atm)

I love vinyl as much as you do, but most tracks just don't come on vinyl any more. Sadly
I could set up the TTs with Serato too, but it gets too fiddly.
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vinyl for life (even if my decks aren't set up atm)

I have decks set up and over 300 records, yet I never learned to mix I almost got there, but then cracked the shits and haven't touched it since, it's been almost 3 years now. I enjoyed collecting so that kept going. Haven't had a purchase for a while, but my favourite label has finally had another release so will be doing an order soon.

Also speaking to Mark N about DJing one time and he said that the stuff I was playing is pretty much the hardest genre to mix and so learning on it is ridiculous. But every time I tried to learn with other stuff I always found myself throwing my favourite tunes on

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I think I would have necked myself.

My mate was a pretty well known hard house DJ in NZ, at a kickon one time he started playing that type of shit. I wondered when the ice pipe was goin to get pulled out.
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Mixing's for wankers - the real glory is pulling a 12" out upside down and it shattering on the floor and then pulling the needle off the wrong deck coz you're shitfaced and still getting gammed by a random lady.



*late 90's throwback*
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I actually used to play better out when I was absolutely trollied. Well, at least, I used to think so.
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There's always a limit. I used to play better to a point, one night I plugged the usb from serato into the network port cos I was so wankered and couldn't work out why it didn't work.
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Also speaking to Mark N about DJing one time and he said that the stuff I was playing is pretty much the hardest genre to mix and so learning on it is ridiculous. But every time I tried to learn with other stuff I always found myself throwing my favourite tunes on

but with your music how would you know when you're trainwrecking a mix or just creating a sweet mash up?
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but with your music how would you know when you're trainwrecking a mix or just creating a sweet mash up?

****. Read my mind.
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Bah settle for a 3min song put into a 15min music video plus some C-pop.

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Hurrr they're twins?! They are look same.
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