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Wasn't serious guys, but Derpy is a nice guy and you do look like bit of a man-eater, Biz. Though considering most people seem to think I look like a rapist, I know not to place too much stock in appearances
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Wasn't serious guys, but Derpy is a nice guy and you do look like bit of a man-eater, Biz. Though considering most people seem to think I look like a rapist, I know not to place too much stock in appearances

I've only had one bf in the last 10 years.... maybe this is why?
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It's not like I was being serious either

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No offence man but not sure you're my type!
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I've only had one bf in the last 10 years.... maybe this is why?

Well my total for the last decade is only one ahead of yours so you're prolly onto something

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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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I learnt a good one. Dont hook up with your best mate while loose. Fuck.
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break up sex doesn't always end in a break up.

Aren't you already meant to have broken up before break-up sex can occur?
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I learnt a good one. Dont hook up with your best mate while loose. Fuck.

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I want to put my single shoes on.

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break up sex doesn't always end in a break up.

no shit. sometimes it ends with a baby...


what have I learnt recently. oh, drinking 5 beers in 5.5 hours with no dinner equals a low range drink driving charge. attempting to get a non conviction order is a fucking bastard too.

oh well, find out tomorrow...!

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once at a party my friend and I were really wasted and we put her period blood under our eyes like war paint and looked amazing

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I learnt a good one. Dont hook up with your best mate while loose. Fuck.

Wow, how are things going now? I know of some friends who did this and it worked out ok - oh its all good we were just drunk, but i cant imagine it working out for everyone..

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no shit. sometimes it ends with a baby...


what have I learnt recently. oh, drinking 5 beers in 5.5 hours with no dinner equals a low range drink driving charge. attempting to get a non conviction order is a fucking bastard too.

oh well, find out tomorrow...!

If you drink and drive you're a bloody idiot.
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hey imma have 5 beers and then drive! please don't convict me despite the fact I already committed the crime and got caught.
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To be fair that's within the suggested limit for a male. I wouldn't have risked it though.
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no shit. sometimes it ends with a baby...

For the dumb bitch who doesn't use contraception with the person they're leaving. That should be expected.
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To be fair that's within the suggested limit for a male. I wouldn't have risked it though.

"5 standard drinks" is different to "5 beers"...
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Wow, how are things going now? I know of some friends who did this and it worked out ok - oh its all good we were just drunk, but i cant imagine it working out for everyone..

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Yeah fine. We actually talked about it a fair bit and while we both agreed it was hot as fuck we didnt want to go anywhere with it. It probably helped that I started seeing someone else not long after. So its situation normal
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once at a party my friend and I were really wasted and we put her period blood under our eyes like war paint and looked amazing

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well john just a word of advice...if you have a friend called sam (will also go by the name of sammy the bull) i would defriend him immediately
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well john just a word of advice...if you have a friend called sam (will also go by the name of sammy the bull) i would defriend him immediately

yeah, I blocked him on facebook. its all good. I talk shit about that prick anyways..

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Apparently it takes some time before you are able to convince someone you are not who they think you are... Especially if you look 'identical' to this person and have the same first name.
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