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It's not surprising - the easiest way to compromise security is via people - that's why those Indian scammers keep ringing, because they know it works.

yeah, but I was thinking it was more likely the dumb hipster fuck had been phished himself rather than Apple having insecure practices (who'd have guessed?!)

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i think that bird is making a nest on his head

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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p. sure that's what portlandia is based on

"oh hey Portland seems like a nice place to li-



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e: welp turns out it's actually less rainy than sydney, w/e
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Got up at 5:30, logged into work at 6. Worked through to 8, missus decided to get up and have a shower at the same time as I go to get in the shower.

This is my fault apparently, and I need to think ahead about these things in the future.

I'm not sure how I develop my precience in a short matter of time, any suggestions? I've heard nootropics might help.
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Got up at 5:30, logged into work at 6. Worked through to 8, missus decided to get up and have a shower at the same time as I go to get in the shower.

This is my fault apparently, and I need to think ahead about these things in the future.

I'm not sure how I develop my precience in a short matter of time, any suggestions? I've heard nootropics might help.

Turn on coffee machine -> shower while coffee machine is warming up.

Work before coffee? gonna have a bad time.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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Tomorrow - while she is sleeping in - spray her with the hose to get her out of bed and showered at the same time.

She did tell you to think ahead in future.
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@derek drink in the morning, that way you can take advantage of shower beers
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I don't know if the ninja is cranky in the mornings, but I am. If I'm stumbling towards a life restoring shower and get pipped by someone who has been up for hours, I'm probably going to be shirty.

FKN THIS

I'm not sociable till about 10am, so much so we've moved our monday meeting from 9.30am to 11.00am.
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and yeah, I used to get up way later than my housemate in 2007 did and he'd end up having a shower just as I woke up and was going to use the bathroom. Fucking annoying.

It's not your fault Dante, you didn't know she was going to have a shower at 8, and if you did then you probably wouldn't have. Miscommunication and intentions aren't clear, that's all it is.
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Create a resource in outlook: Shower - block it out for the entire morning and when she bitches say that she should have checked the schedule.

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if you didnt want to hear self righteous lefty rants, you shouldn't have taken drugs and listened to dance music with people holding arts degrees imo.

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I used to live in a share house of 5, with 3 of them having their partners say over pretty much every night.

Trying to get a shower with 8 people in the house was messed up.

Usain Bolt ain't got nothing on me sprinting up stairs wearing a towel, trying to get into the shower.
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haha. i didn't end up having a shower and she threw her coffee in the sink covering both of us in semi dressed states.

bit of a shit start to the day. here's hoping for some angry make-up sex.
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Dante, if your toilet is in the same bathroom as your shower, go in and take a dump while she's showering. That ought to speed her up.

Fortunately for me my girl gets up at some stupid hour to go to work, and I get in the shower just before 8am, not that it matters with two showers in this place anyway.
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in what way is that music conducive to productivity, wtf
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Do you ever have those days where you think to yourself: "Hang on a minute, I work in IT but I don't even know how a fucking telephone works let alone a computer chip."?
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(like, how are you going to get work done when you're busy reaching for the lasers)

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But surprisingly it's helping me be productive right now
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Dante, if your toilet is in the same bathroom as your shower, go in and take a dump while she's showering. That ought to speed her up.

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IT's all on/off on/off 0/1 etc etc

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I get mad confused by can openers tbh

I can dig it.

I've been totes spoilt by this:



My GF has got an old povo opener. It's like a fucking Chinese finger puzzle to me.

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Do you ever have those days where you think to yourself: "Hang on a minute, I work in IT but I don't even know how a fucking telephone works let alone a computer chip."?

wikipedia mangs.

I dunno, network and storage eng stuff you tend to keep in touch with how the 'low level' shit still operates.

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I've had the reverse problem lately - in addition to the unixy stuff I'm comfortable with, I've got to deal with front-end issues like xml for dashboards and shit like that.

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