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spacemonkey is going to need a few more beers tonight to drown his sorrows, sharks are murdering his team right now

Thankfully way too busy doing pther shit today to watch that rubbish, at least our season is properly ficked now so I can ignore them for the rest of the year.
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Sorry Peaks, I haven't ended up in the city yet & leave here on Tues. Very quiet trip this time.

Do you work during the day? Planning to be in the city tomorrow.

Cheers.

nah monday is my day off, 'but i might be in the city at a bar watching the olympics


i'll hit you up on here first if i'm going in, so make sure you check !



I'm going to the greenwood tavern in a bit to watch the womens doubles tennis finals

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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female googling fitness shit IMO ^
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Nah, it can accurately work out your heft by how much force you apply to your keystrokes.
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Facebook must think I'm fat, there's 3 ads on the side advertising body transformations and 1 for plus sized clothing.

Targeted advertising based upon your previous clicks, one could guess you've either been searching for weight loss stuff, chubby chasing or looking at BBW pr0n
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Something like a 18 minute 5km for the start of the women's marathon at the Olympics, insane. Lots of heel strikers too...
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DW eddie, if you think you are bad, I was in love with this waitress at work since the day she started, and i think she must be fucking blind/deaf because she seems to tolerate me too, so as of last night we both quit together so we could spend all next week together (before she leaves to vietnam), then to top it off (the retard cake), she is flying from vietnam by herself (her friends won't come, LOSERS! haha) to see me in bali foor three days,

in addition, I found out before hand when she owuld be in Vietnam so I could tell her I would be in Bali around the same time, but in reality, i'm now leaving Perth a week early and my whole family is assured i have gone full retard

yewwww !

also half czech /quarter indian / quarter aussie ftw

pps. gotamangina, thurs/fri are my last days there if you still want to swing past for a drink,

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Lots of heel strikers too...

Lol. This guy...
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Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything because it would turn into an argument.

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So you aren't allowed to call half castes half castes anymore what are you meant to call them, mongrels?

Crossbreeds.

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And what am I a full caste or a no caste?

Caste aside.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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Out caste would also have been an acceptable answer.
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My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for sho..
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk out the door..
don't try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking two together
'Cause we don't know how...
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Lol. This guy...

Just an observation... All the lead group were forefoot.
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"Much Ado About Women’s Asses in the Olympics"

http://goodmenproject.com/good-feed-...-the-olympics/

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I think they're trying to give us the bum steer with that article
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One of the German beach volleyball teams uniforms was so skimp that it showed top crack and bottom cheek. Now if they don't want to be objectified, why wear that? Their opposition was also German and their uniforms covered them up completely.
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Nobody said they don't want to be objectified.

Fat, hairy journalists are saying that.
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I think they're trying to give us the bum steer with that article

Don't be an arse
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Nobody said they don't want to be objectified.

Fat, hairy journalists are saying that.

That was my point shit if I had a body like that I'd show it off too. They don't just wake up one day and look that way, it takes years of effort and training.
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Nah I heard they gave it a couple of weeks and it didn't work, so they did something else.

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If you're trying to have a dig at me that is a pretty piss poor effort. I don't even understand what angle you're shooting for?
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stimulus:response

waiting for a vm image to download, bored.

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I don't even understand what angle you're shooting for?

He' s right, Ed. You'd probably hit that angle better with DBs, maybe even cables.

Disclaimer: I too am bored, lunch isn't for another 10 minutes.

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I believe in angles.
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if this is about Kurt Angle then take it to the olympics or WWE threads
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My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for sho..
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk out the door..
don't try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking two together
'Cause we don't know how...

That'll soon become

"Look at the way he treats me", shit, look at the way you treat me
See your little nose ass home girls got they ass up in the creek G
Without a paddle, you left the straddle and ride this thing on out
And then you and this girl ain't speaking no more 'cause my dick all in her mouth
Know what I'm talking about, jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating, beating, and to the G's they be the same thing

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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In the arms of the angle, fly away from here,

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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Fucking hell it's cold today. Days like this I miss being a fat ****.
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tried to do assisted chins, but the amount of assitance was ridiculous, um think i need to have less to pull up and more to pull it up with before i waste my time on those again lolololol



What do you mean by this? The assisted chins machine thingy at ze virgins let's you set the weight you want to be assisted with. E.g. if you set it at 25kgs it will effectively take 25kgs away from your BW, when they get too easy move to 20kgs etc until you don't need the assistance then move to BW chins.

Maybe you set the weight too high?

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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Fucking hell it's cold today. Days like this I miss being a fat ****.

Iktfb

Been so much colder than last year
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Where the fuck are my shoes Derp!
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What do you mean by this? The assisted chins machine thingy at ze virgins let's you set the weight you want to be assisted with. E.g. if you set it at 25kgs it will effectively take 25kgs away from your BW, when they get too easy move to 20kgs etc until you don't need the assistance then move to BW chins.

Maybe you set the weight too high?

i mean the amount i needed to assist me seemed so high as to make the exercise pointless, and based off the ss book, he kinda says better to leave it a bit until you lost more weight or can lift more before doing it.
/tldr, im weak and fat and need to get stronger and lighter
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i mean the amount i needed to assist me seemed so high as to make the exercise pointless, and based off the ss book, he kinda says better to leave it a bit until you lost more weight or can lift more before doing it.
/tldr, im weak and fat and need to get stronger and lighter

Fair enough.

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

Your move, Tobi.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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i mean the amount i needed to assist me seemed so high as to make the exercise pointless, and based off the ss book, he kinda says better to leave it a bit until you lost more weight or can lift more before doing it.
/tldr, im weak and fat and need to get stronger and lighter

Machine is shit IMO. On the lowest setting I could pump out around 6-8 reps and trying to do them unassisted I could barely do one. If you can do atleast 1 unassisted chin up you can do a rep inbetween every pressing movement to get some volume in, Try and get more reps every time you train and once that becomes easy you can increase it to 2 reps, then 3 etc.

If you cant even do one unassisted you can jump up to get some speed pull yourself up and on the descent go down slowly. Theres plenty of ways to progress with chinups even if you suck at them, the machine isnt one of them. Google that shit and you will see plenty of ways on how to progress with chinups even if you cant do 1 unassisted. Bands are good but most commercial gyms dont have them.
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I think they're trying to give us the bum steer with that article

I was going to write a long post about how bad that pun was, then I realised that I couldn't be arsed.
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Man, after today I have greater appreciation and respect in the amount of work and effort that Anselm and Poondiddy go through. On top of that, they still put in the effort to work out, get swole and shit after working 9am-5pm (usually more and on very little sleep, and sometimes over the weekend).

That goes with you other full-time working people.

I am freaking knackered.
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I had to put them in a red box, couldn't find the yellow one. You'll get em tomorrow.
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