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Sounds like he wants to attack one of these:

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guessing im really slow on this.

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It's called being a tradie, dickhead.

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Do coffee drinkers not realise how bad their breath smells after one? Bloody hell, someone's breath on the train this morning smelled like they had a nice grande liquid shit to drink.

Coffee cups should come with warning labels: Drinking coffee will make your breath smell like poo.
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nah, not brushing your teeth makes your breath smell like poo
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Sounds like their coffee's crap.

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Nope coffee smells like shit. Make the mr brush his teeth after every one.
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Nope coffee smells like shit. Make the mr brush his teeth after every one.

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I was going to say.... "What can't afford $30?" Then realised that was the price PER PIECE OF TOAST.

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Nope coffee smells like shit. Make the mr brush his teeth after every one.

So in a cafe you expect him to whip out the toothbrush and colgate?

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They were not mock ups...

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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So in a cafe you expect him to whip out the toothbrush and colgate?

I just assumed "brush his teeth" was a euphemism for something else
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It's the every part of existence part that I'm annoyed by. I talk about shit I like all the fucking time.

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Points something equally disappointing at Mike.

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writeup from some reddit pedo:

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Now, all of this was aimed at getting access to his @mat account on twitter, so they needed his email.

First, they grabbed, from emptypage.com, his email: mhonan@gmail.com

Then, they tried password recovery at Gmail. Since 2FA was turned off, they were presented with the message "We will send you an email to your secondary address: m**n@me.com" So, they knew his address was *mhonan@me.com, and they had to gain control of his Apple Account. Honan fail: Two factor auth should be turned on.

So they targeted his Amazon account instead! They grabbed his address from the whois info of emptypage.com, and called Amazon support to add a new (bogus) credit card to his account. Info needed: email address and billing address. Done. Honan fail: Your real address is on the whois of your domain? Seriously? How is it needed for anything? To all the followers of the SEorg podcast, this isn't news but then again, this was they key to everything else.

Then, they called amazon again, to have his password reset. Info needed: email, billing address, and last 4 digits of any card number associated with the account. Amazon fail: they should require the card to have been "validated" by a successful payment/delivery. If they had done so, the card would have needed to be valid, and an unknown purchase made by a card you don't own is a big red flag.

Now they have access to the Amazon account. From it, they lift the last four digits of his (real) credit card number.

Finally, they call Apple support to have his password reset. Info needed: email, billing address, last four digits of credit card. Done. Apple fail: a credit card number is pretty much public information. Even more so the last four digits. (Fun fact: on credit card payment receipts, the masking of the CC number is inconsistent, sometimes the middle, sometimes the ends, so you can basically reconstruct it from various receipts left in, for instance, a car or a dumpster)

From there, it's the old password reset daisy chain. But they went with the tabula rasa approach to ensure control of the twitter account: change associated email address, deactivate gmail account, and wipe all devices associated with the AppleID.

commentary from someone at SA:

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"He said the hack was simply a grab for my three-character Twitter handle. That’s all they wanted. They just wanted to take it, and fuck shit up, and watch it burn. It wasn’t personal."

thats g*y as h*eck

all that effort purely for twitter

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boo fucking hoo. should've had 2-step verification on gmail to begin with.
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That's probably what you get for putting your subwoofer on the desk... Moron.

(Bass frequencies are omni-directional... You can put it anywhere in the room and it will sound the same)
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Lost a hardcore character?

I don't think so because it has that resurrection message, guess he was just mad and broke his desk.
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That's probably what you get for putting your subwoofer on the desk... Moron.

(Bass frequencies are omni-directional... You can put it anywhere in the room and it will sound the same)

it takes a bit more than a piddly little logitech "sub"woofer to break tempered glass
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not if the resonant frequency of the glass is in the normal dynamic range of the subwoofer
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I don't think so because it has that resurrection message, guess he was just mad and broke his desk.

Nah, it's a HC toon. The screen's read and there's more text on it. It's something like:

You have died
Your heroic acts will not be forgotten.
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Two days before was trAse, yesterday was Bism.

Our parents were totally in a mass orgy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL OF US!

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Two days before was trAse, yesterday was Bism.

Our parents were totally in a mass orgy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL OF US!

Might need to run some paternity tests. Maybe everyone grew up with the wrong dads.

Happy bday the lot o' you.
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what the fuck you guys



i kinda feel like maybe i commented on this last year too, but still



also what's the etiquette re: having 6 friends with birthdays when you really only care about 4 of them enough to write a happy birthday wall post but then the other 2 might be friends with some of them and see those messages and then wonder why they didn't get one themselves
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bede and madmike aren't the other 2, lol


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Heh, I just turfed that exact same desk on the weekend.

Looks like I dodged a massive bullet!
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