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I never understood why people would tie an elastic band around the back of their hat (as exhibited in the picture above) I am all those hats are a ‘one size fits all’, does this mean your average male living in the western suburbs has a smaller than average head?

Or is it just super bad ass to feel the sensation of your hat cutting off the circulation to your brain?

Sometimes when I wear a fitted cap for a long period of time, when I remove it I can't feel the top half of my head
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Fitted caps. ewwwww.
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Fitted caps. ewwwww.


eww??...i dont know where to start
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I never understood why people would tie an elastic band around the back of their hat (as exhibited in the picture above) I am all those hats are a ‘one size fits all’, does this mean your average male living in the western suburbs has a smaller than average head?

Or is it just super bad ass to feel the sensation of your hat cutting off the circulation to your brain?

They have a natural need to have something hanging at the back of their head, whether it's a pony tail, mullet or scrunched up bit of their cap.
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Maybe they just don't quite get the term dickhead, and aspire to become one.
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Adelaide drivers .... I don't how it's possible for an entire city to be shit drivers but they do it well.
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^ its called the Guildford / Merrylands area.

Hectic. 2161 for life. Drive-by capital of Sydney.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Worked at granville for 4 years.

Honestly compared to some other places in Sydney like around the central to north west ( riverstone and wetherill park) granville "hard ****s" are fucking pussies. Respect to them, eye contact and say hi and they leave you alone, as opposed to 14-16 yo kids that call you a fgt and throw rocks, flick butts, take swings for no reason.
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Fitted caps. ewwwww.





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Sausages make everything better astro. FACT.

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I have to disagree with regards to the sausages...

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^You actually find this amusing? Are we supposed to be impressed?
I sincerely hope you're making a (failed) attempt at being facetious.
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what? Was that meant to be amusing at all? I was questioning if her opinion was for all fitted caps or not. Especially ones that she might not have thought about.

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Sausages make everything better astro. FACT.

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Ohhh. i get it now.

are you trying to rope me into being racist towards jewish people because of this comment you made and the subsequent dressing down you received?

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Ohhh. i get it now.

are you trying to rope me into being racist towards jewish people because of this comment you made and the subsequent dressing down you received?


no, just bored and wanted to see if you could hear your own echo, winter is boring thats for sure
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Those caps aren't even fitted, they need to be much bigger.
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Adelaide drivers .... I don't how it's possible for an entire city to be shit drivers but they do it well.

It's not just Adelaide mate. I drove in Sydney for the first time yesterday, woeful drivers. Melbourne is shocking too.
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^ so what do you think of sydney?
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at least in sydney they can make decisions and go with it.

There's nothing wrong with sydney driving apart from the aggressiveness.

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at least in sydney they can make decisions and go with it.

There's nothing wrong with sydney driving apart from the aggressiveness.

Having lived in Syd and melbourne it's hard to pick who's worse.
Melbourne has more bogan hoons in commodores (may just be the areas I've done most my driving).. But Melbourne drivers do tend to keep left unless overtaking whereas Sydney drivers don't.

Sydney drivers are more aggressive.. But this isn't always bad. In melbourne whenever the left lane ends the driver in that lane just cruises along until it ends expecting that they'll get let in.. This gives me the shits, because I'll be in the right lane about 200m away from where the left ends, then ease off to let the **** in but they don't merge.. So I'll either have to floor it past them, or slam on my brakes last minute let them in.

At least in Sydney if someone's lane is ending and you make a gap for them they take it straight away because they know they won't get another chance.
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If you approach Sydney roads with the attitude of "Fuck everyone" you're fine.

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Drivers in sydney are just fucking retarded. A few months ago someone backed into my car, at the crash they admitted that they were in the wrong etc, after i get the payout and buy a new car they decide the dispute the claim. It was a one way street and they were going the wrong way, the fact that this person is disputing that is proof enough sydney drivers are spastastic.
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insurance...biggest scam i have heard of pfft i dont crash
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They're a scam that pays out well, so keep your mouth shut.
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dw everyone i crashed into a bus when i was 0.06 and am now slowly paying off 30k in damages


yeewwwwwwww!
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They're a scam that pays out well, so keep your mouth shut.

wrong
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dw everyone i crashed into a bus when i was 0.06 and am now slowly paying off 30k in damages


yeewwwwwwww!


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Lol, insurance is a scam. Fucking amateur.
Cant wait for the time when you need it, and you dont have it.

Dirtyknees - Did the accident happen around your suburb of residence, cause that sounds like a local to me haha.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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No, it happened near homebush but they live in merrylands.
They're ALL like that in this area. Merrylands RTA must hand out provisional licences to the disadvantaged.
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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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no, just bored and wanted to see if you could hear your own echo, winter is boring thats for sure

That was actually an echo of my quote, not ladyinred's. Keep fishing.
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you could have killed someone

Yeah yeah yeah, i'v done the seminars, been to court, and had enough surgery to remind me i was a dickhead.

If anything, i'm gratefull that I had that crash now.

Was on a stupid path in my life.
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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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dw everyone i crashed into a bus when i was 0.06 and am now slowly paying off 30k in damages


yeewwwwwwww!

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If you only knew...

I have a variety of responses to this...

...either merrylands rta DOES give out provisional licences or your the bastard who backed into my car.
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I dont doubt it, and no. Plus I work for an insurance company.. like I'd dispute a claim thats already been paid and settled, that just really stupid.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.

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Monte Carlos are the crumbiest **** of a biscuit I have ever encountered.

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Monte Carlos are the crumbiest **** of a biscuit I have ever encountered.

They should come with a warning.

they are awesome when dunked into a) milk and b) coffee


no mo crumbs either.

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Holy fuck! Traffic is gridlocked due to bogan parents from Albion Park (I assume) driving in to town for some kids show thingy at the entrainment centre. Who knows why they built this complex on the beach with no parking and small side streets surrounding it.
This is on top of the days where the bogans from Albion Park gridlock traffic to see the football game, again why did they renovate the stadium and provide thousands of extra seats without relevant supporting infrastructure! And this is all on top of the weekends where the regular westie bogans come down and gridlock the streets while they 'cruise' and 'do laps' round the lighthouse. Fuck!

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Snot nosed brats who say things when its not needed, and the people that raised them. Today i was casually having a smoke when some shithead about my age yelled out to me 'hey maybe if your mum made more of your decisions as a kid then you wouldn't be such a filthy smoker', i held my tongue because im small and easily overpowered, but i really wanted to say something along the lines of... 'I'm sorry, my mother chose to raise me as a self sufficient adult, capable of making my own decisions, not a boring steaming pile of cow excrement who relies on their mother to tell them when they need to use the bathroom'.

I feel much better now.
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yeah, I lit up on the dance floor the other week, but not where the bouncers could easily get to me and some fag behind me was faux coughing really loudly, god knows why he didn't just go outside.
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yeah, I lit up on the dance floor the other week, but not where the bouncers could easily get to me and some fag behind me was faux coughing really loudly, god knows why he didn't just go outside.

Umm... maybe cause its your place to go outside if you want to smoke, not pollute the dance floor with your stench?
I wouldn't have faux coughed like a faggot though, I'd've just casually plucked the cig out of your mouth, ground it out with my shoe and grinned at you.
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