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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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You done derped it now.
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Im in sydney, and no. there has to be a chase. if its too easy then whats the point?
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is that a trick question?
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nonono. im clumsy and i'll fall over things and embarrass myself.

And anyway, i cant justify sleeping with someone from south of the border.

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DirtyKnees are you in Melbourne? I'll show you a real man

did you buy a new magazine?
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But none of them have a back bone. by the 3rd date they're all annoying fucktards who dont stop txting or calling. As if im going to make that worse by fucking them.

Where the hell are you finding these muppets?

Also, you're still not sleeping with them by the 3rd date?
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Where the hell are you finding these muppets?

Also, you're still not sleeping with them by the 3rd date?


3 dates is usually the amount of time it takes to find out if someone is creepy and that you shouldn't sleep with them.
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^jesus, just go home with a random, fuck him and don't swap numbers then. Or quit whining that you aren't getting laid.
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But then i'd feel like a tramp. :l
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FFS if you want some cock, go suck some.

Girls trying to keep up the innocent nice girl image are whack. Pointless rubbish because chances are, no matter what they do, there is someone out there that already thinks they're a filthy whore. Whether it be the ex or the dude at the bus stop, they are fapping themselves something fierce with you and the filthy things they imagine you do as their inspiration.
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I don't get why you'd feel like a tramp? Just have some fun and enjoy yourself. You never know, once you hook up with the bloke things might look up relationship wise.
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You never know, once you hook up with the bloke things might look up relationship wise.

This.

A mate hooked up with this chick at a party when we were in year 12 (200. He kept in contact with her just because he wanted the sex, always said he didn't want anything serious to do with her.

Now they've been dating each other for just under 4 years.
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But then i'd feel like a tramp. :l

You don't need to feel like a tramp. Just don't go home with a total douche....

some of the one night stands I've had felt more "right" than relationships I've had (which is a little fucked up when you think about it )

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More importantly, where do guys find the energy to do texting and keeping up communication and do the chasing?.. Maybe my last relationship has just drained me, but I seriously don't have the energy to do fuck all. If you text me, I'll eventually reply, if you want to go out, I'll tell you a place and a time but if you're gonna play text-tag and throw subtle shit everywhere then leave me a voicemail and I'll eventually get back to you when my xbox isn't turned on. And when I do get back to you, you can expect to enjoy a nice friendly "That's neat kiddo!".
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What everyone else is saying, hooking up for the odd one-nighter doesn't make you a slut. I've had several relationships that started off that way.

And anyway there's nothing wrong with feeling like a tramp occasionally
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More importantly, where do guys find the energy to do texting and keeping up communication and do the chasing?.. Maybe my last relationship has just drained me, but I seriously don't have the energy to do fuck all. If you text me, I'll eventually reply, if you want to go out, I'll tell you a place and a time but if you're gonna play text-tag and throw subtle shit everywhere then leave me a voicemail and I'll eventually get back to you when my xbox isn't turned on. And when I do get back to you, you can expect to enjoy a nice friendly "That's neat kiddo!".

I dunno if I got the whole point to this.. but I'm going to say,

Girls who play games/ play hard to get can fuck right off.
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There seems to be a blurred line between being a girl who is considered to be playing games and a girl who comes across as being too full on/clingy/needy/whatever you want to call it. You fellas can sometimes make that balance tricky to find.
Girl leaves it to you to initiate - she's playing games
Girl always initiates - she's too clingy
But I guess that it all depends on how much you like the girl!

And yeah... I guess we can be the same when it comes to guys.
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Some people are that addicted to playing the game, they want to keep playing when the other party stopped before it got old and can't sense that.
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I dunno if I got the whole point to this.. but I'm going to say,

Girls who play games/ play hard to get can fuck right off.

A little can be alright if it's just but of the initial flirting, but yeah it gets old quick.
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That being said I've been accused of playing games cause I guess when I start seeing a girl I and im there with her i can be real affectionate/intimate/totally into it/whatever you want call it, but then i'll completely fail to respond to calls or txts in a timely fashion.... but that's just cause I'm a lazy bugger when it comes to that stuff.
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I don't get why you'd feel like a tramp? Just have some fun and enjoy yourself. You never know, once you hook up with the bloke things might look up relationship wise.

I'm ultra paranoid about one nighters because they always want to come back. I just attract creeps, creeps stick around for a while and make life irritating. I like to screen the creeps, but its hard to get laid when they're all creeps.
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I'm ultra paranoid about one nighters because they always want to come back. I just attract creeps, creeps stick around for a while and make life irritating. I like to screen the creeps, but its hard to get laid when they're all creeps.

Don't give them your number.

If you do and they creep on, don't reply. They'll get the point.
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bishes be crazy

Ran into this girl I dated a few times a while back at the pub last night, she made it super-awkward... how hard is it just to be civil and have a brief conversation with someone? I certainly wasn't gonna try and hook up with her.
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Ran into this girl I dated a few times a while back at the pub last night, she made it super-awkward... how hard is it just to be civil and have a brief conversation with someone? I certainly wasn't gonna try and hook up with her at first but after 4 beers it's game on.

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Dont put your dick in crazy.
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Dont put your dick in crazy.

Completely disagree. Putting your dick in crazy is the best. You just gotta steer clear of them after that.
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Have you ever stopped and thought that maybe you're the problem?

you are creeping her out, man
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What if this wasn't reality and we are just living in one big tv show?
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and i dont remember him getting laid much.

Fuck. I'm in a TV show
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Nah I'd already had about 10 beers when I ran into her, it was about 2:30am. (I was pretty sober considering the hour really)
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and i dont remember him getting laid much.

Fuck. I'm in a TV show

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Have you ever stopped and thought that maybe you're the problem?


If i was, then they'd ditch me after the 1st date and not continue to harras me for an emotional commitment.

But i'd have to say im pretty shit. My personality is pretty self centered, i'll definitely throw you under the bus without so much as a though, and small titties. You really can't make up for small titties.
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Well you can, they're called implants.

But you can't make up for being shit.
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Don't listen to these guys dirtyknees.

It's easy to sound arrogant on an anonymous internet forum. I bet they don't get half as much as they make out.

You seem pretty ace to me and I'm sure you will do just fine .

p.s. for everyone else shy does not = hard to get/playing games please give it a rest.
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You really can't make up for small titties.

you can offset small titties with a well manicured vagina
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You really can't make up for small titties.

aint that the truth
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p.s. for everyone else shy does not = hard to get/playing games please give it a rest.

Well no shit sherlock.

It's pretty damn easy to tell when a girl is shy vs a girl being uninterested/playing games.
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Don't listen to these guys dirtyknees.

It's easy to sound arrogant on an anonymous internet forum. I bet they don't get half as much as they make out.

I don't get any, and I don't think I ever make out as though I do. I'm perfectly fine with it.

Dirtyknees on the other hand is a young, attractive girl who wants to have a relationship or casual sex or something, and keeps posting about it. It's up to us as males to give her advice.

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Personally I quite like small tits, .

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Maybe you need to change your mindset Dirtyknees? In my opionion people tend to give off vibes so if you have this mindset people will be able to sense it. If you always think that you attract creeps you most likely will only attract creeps.
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