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31-Aug-12, 04:27pm Old #2501

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What does Rhonda mean?

AAMI car insurance Rhonda i think.

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31-Aug-12, 04:35pm Old #2502

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31-Aug-12, 04:43pm Old #2503

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I got kicked out of seven for falling asleep with a bottle of sparkling wine in my hand

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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The woman at the work cafeteria gave me a slice of banana bread so big today, I swear it was actually half a loaf. It was magical Astro, magical.
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31-Aug-12, 04:58pm Old #2505

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indeed it does my friend




*sidenote - every guy i have rented a surfboard of at Kuta has a fat dugong aussie girlfriend,

i had a bintang with one guy and he was telling me how he likes aussie chicks because they are have bigg arses and are taller than him ,

Also heaps of shirts about Rhonda for sale here too haha, so yeah, cheeky aussie ladies getting their HIV freak AWWWN !

** Went to Muay-Thai / MMA gym last night for the first time, some pro fighters for around the world were there, but no one cared that my best move was jab-cross

Indo dudes all want white girlfriends cos they see it as a status symbol. Also they often can't tell if they are attractive by western standards.
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31-Aug-12, 05:15pm Old #2506

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Indo dudes all want white girlfriends cos they see it as a status symbol. Also they often can't tell if they are attractive by western standards.

Pretty much applies to all Azns - if you get a white girlfriend = you're ahead of the game. Doesn't quite work the other way round though.

I remember in primary school, we had to do a ballroom dancing thing (the cha-cha) for a school concert, and I was paired with a blonde English girl (she was alright at the time). Bruce Lee had nothing on me**. The Chinese ambassador who was in attendance went up to my family and me afterwards and gave me mad props for doing the cha-cha with 'a white girl with golden hair'.

**Bruce Lee was a cha-cha champion.

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inb4 cha-cha = horizontal folk-dance, etc etc and you're gay cos you did ballroom dancing when you were 11
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31-Aug-12, 05:19pm Old #2507

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Could handle getting drunk and acting the goat tonight... What's up Sydney peeps?
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31-Aug-12, 05:20pm Old #2508

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Cool story, could have used an Enter the Dragon.

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Then I snuck back in and fell asleep again, boy were they mad
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31-Aug-12, 05:25pm Old #2509

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That's why I put in the Bruce Lee reference/fact.

Cool story, some dragons would have been better
BAM! Enter the Dragon.

Dammit.
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31-Aug-12, 05:33pm Old #2510

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4 years traditional Croatian folk dance, represent.
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31-Aug-12, 05:52pm Old #2511

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Your stories always make me Justin, nice one.
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31-Aug-12, 05:56pm Old #2512

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4 years traditional Croatian folk dance, represent.



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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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Nah nah, that's modern Croatian folk, not traditional.

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Also none of those are Croats or Serbs. They are dickhead aussies who are raised poorly and misrepresent European nations
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31-Aug-12, 05:59pm Old #2514

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Your shiiiiiiirt, is a tablecloth.
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31-Aug-12, 06:00pm Old #2515

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Ka ching!!!

The Panda melbourne re-location program is coming to a head.

Current employer just offered 25% base salary increase, better car and stock options, re-lo to Melbs subject to spending 5 days in Syd per month.

Prospective employer is waiting for an answer.

Fight over me, bishes!
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31-Aug-12, 06:04pm Old #2516

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Panda I will also chuck in a life membership to the No Franko's Gym - that should get you over the line
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31-Aug-12, 06:04pm Old #2517

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Your shiiiiiiirt, is a tablecloth.

What was the other one? You're shit....... but your chicks are hot.

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then realised it was 1am in the morning, i had a tab full of granny tits and was tracing pluto mouths in the other. dont think ive ever had a more "wtf am i doing with my life?" moment.
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Saw that. They weren't double though were they?

I dont think so I only saw queen and king but if you are on the mailing list you should see them pop up again sooner or later.
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31-Aug-12, 06:43pm Old #2520

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I like their shirts, has a certain flare
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31-Aug-12, 06:47pm Old #2521

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Pizzeria tablecloths for the win!
Oh and our chicks. Oh lordy, I could cry. I saw them again last week and I seriously need to get back there permanently, ASAP!

Panda - Get to live in Melbourne and get a nice Sydney fix 5 days per month? Epic win.
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Panda I will also chuck in a life membership to the No Franko's Gym - that should get you over the line

Only if you hook up your ergo to the beer fridge, provide a monogrammed protein chalice and a subscription to "jugs" magazine.

Also, no crossfit.Its a deal breaker.
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31-Aug-12, 07:55pm Old #2523

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nah i don't care for crossfit much these days, we'll lift and do "conditioning"
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nah i don't care for crossfit much these days, we'll lift and do "conditioning"

gpp and ssp brah
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31-Aug-12, 08:08pm Old #2525

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haha sweet, i just want you to "check my form" on my oly lifts
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haha sweet, i just want you to "check my form" on my oly lifts

Butt winking, eh? Won't a/c get jelly?
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31-Aug-12, 08:33pm Old #2527

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31-Aug-12, 08:37pm Old #2528

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Touche', douche'
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haha sweet, i just want you to "check my form" on my oly lifts

Some PL form tips would be good Mr Pandeh.
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Doggin at the No Frankos gym. Sounds pro.

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hiphop mixing is where its at. 30 second snippets. 100+ tracks an hour. just scratch the shit out of a record between em and smash the cross fader like OJ treats a white girl.
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Just brought a season pass for my car for 2013*, guess I'm comitted to next season.

* it gets me the rest of this season for free.
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2 days non stop cans. redundant today (ching fucking ching, cya l8r shitlords)
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this week can run at me. I checked and im sure she isnt there, but if i wake up tom morning and miranda kerr is in my bed, i wont even be shocked, ill just quote some peaker at her

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^Tell her from me that I reckon Megan Gale's hotter than her.

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01-Sep-12, 02:09am Old #2535

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Jen Hawkins > Kerr/Gale.

Seen them all in person, Jen smashes them out of the park.
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I used to think that too until I saw those recent nude pics of Miranda. Wowsers, she's amazing.
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Jen Hawkins > Kerr/Gale.

Seen them all in person, Jen smashes them out of the park.

Has Hawko developed an arse yet? I remember it being pretty underwhelming when she had that wardrobe malfunction a few years back.
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Saw Hawkins a while ago, she looked like an orange hobbit.
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01-Sep-12, 08:54am Old #2539

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Has Hawko developed an arse yet? I remember it being pretty underwhelming when she had that wardrobe malfunction a few years back.

Megan Gale has all the badonkadonk you should need.

My Pilates instructor saw her irl & said it was surprisingly shapely.
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Has Hawko developed an arse yet? I remember it being pretty underwhelming when she had that wardrobe malfunction a few years back.

No, but I prefer a more petite ass. Personal preference and all that.
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Megan Gale has all the badonkadonk you should need.

My Pilates instructor saw her irl & said it was surprisingly shapely.

Gale just bars me up generally. actually seems to have a brain and personality too.
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How would you like your kool aid sir?

Yeah, because no one did that kind of shit before crossfit.
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You back-flipped off a wall yet Bismo?
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01-Sep-12, 11:13am Old #2546

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Nah, I've gone off it for the moment.

There's too much to live for.
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Nah, I've gone off it for the moment.

There's too much to live for.

Mate, how much time do you need? It's only been 2 years brah....
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01-Sep-12, 11:48am Old #2548

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Company PT. For our sins as infanteers, they sent us to see Jesus:

How many dragons were slain?

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01-Sep-12, 12:03pm Old #2549

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Several. I also yelled "I LOVE YOU FRUITY RICKY" at my boss for bonus points.

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