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What does Rhonda mean?

AAMI car insurance Rhonda i think.

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BEAUTIFUL DRIVER! BEAUTIFUL BRAKE FOOT!

There was no banana cake, had to settle for chocolate mud cake.

War is hell, kids.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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The woman at the work cafeteria gave me a slice of banana bread so big today, I swear it was actually half a loaf. It was magical Astro, magical.
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indeed it does my friend




*sidenote - every guy i have rented a surfboard of at Kuta has a fat dugong aussie girlfriend,

i had a bintang with one guy and he was telling me how he likes aussie chicks because they are have bigg arses and are taller than him ,

Also heaps of shirts about Rhonda for sale here too haha, so yeah, cheeky aussie ladies getting their HIV freak AWWWN !

** Went to Muay-Thai / MMA gym last night for the first time, some pro fighters for around the world were there, but no one cared that my best move was jab-cross

Indo dudes all want white girlfriends cos they see it as a status symbol. Also they often can't tell if they are attractive by western standards.
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Indo dudes all want white girlfriends cos they see it as a status symbol. Also they often can't tell if they are attractive by western standards.

Pretty much applies to all Azns - if you get a white girlfriend = you're ahead of the game. Doesn't quite work the other way round though.

I remember in primary school, we had to do a ballroom dancing thing (the cha-cha) for a school concert, and I was paired with a blonde English girl (she was alright at the time). Bruce Lee had nothing on me**. The Chinese ambassador who was in attendance went up to my family and me afterwards and gave me mad props for doing the cha-cha with 'a white girl with golden hair'.

**Bruce Lee was a cha-cha champion.

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inb4 cha-cha = horizontal folk-dance, etc etc and you're gay cos you did ballroom dancing when you were 11
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Could handle getting drunk and acting the goat tonight... What's up Sydney peeps?
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Cool story, could have used an Enter the Dragon.

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Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.

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That's why I put in the Bruce Lee reference/fact.

Cool story, some dragons would have been better
BAM! Enter the Dragon.

Dammit.
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4 years traditional Croatian folk dance, represent.
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Your stories always make me Justin, nice one.
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4 years traditional Croatian folk dance, represent.



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I hate it when you're right and I'm not.

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Nah nah, that's modern Croatian folk, not traditional.

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Also none of those are Croats or Serbs. They are dickhead aussies who are raised poorly and misrepresent European nations
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Your shiiiiiiirt, is a tablecloth.
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Panda I will also chuck in a life membership to the No Franko's Gym - that should get you over the line
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Your shiiiiiiirt, is a tablecloth.

What was the other one? You're shit....... but your chicks are hot.

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Saw that. They weren't double though were they?

I dont think so I only saw queen and king but if you are on the mailing list you should see them pop up again sooner or later.
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Pizzeria tablecloths for the win!
Oh and our chicks. Oh lordy, I could cry. I saw them again last week and I seriously need to get back there permanently, ASAP!

Panda - Get to live in Melbourne and get a nice Sydney fix 5 days per month? Epic win.
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Panda I will also chuck in a life membership to the No Franko's Gym - that should get you over the line

Only if you hook up your ergo to the beer fridge, provide a monogrammed protein chalice and a subscription to "jugs" magazine.

Also, no crossfit.Its a deal breaker.
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nah i don't care for crossfit much these days, we'll lift and do "conditioning"
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nah i don't care for crossfit much these days, we'll lift and do "conditioning"

gpp and ssp brah
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haha sweet, i just want you to "check my form" on my oly lifts
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haha sweet, i just want you to "check my form" on my oly lifts

Butt winking, eh? Won't a/c get jelly?
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haha sweet, i just want you to "check my form" on my oly lifts

Some PL form tips would be good Mr Pandeh.
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^Tell her from me that I reckon Megan Gale's hotter than her.

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Jen Hawkins > Kerr/Gale.

Seen them all in person, Jen smashes them out of the park.
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I used to think that too until I saw those recent nude pics of Miranda. Wowsers, she's amazing.
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Jen Hawkins > Kerr/Gale.

Seen them all in person, Jen smashes them out of the park.

Has Hawko developed an arse yet? I remember it being pretty underwhelming when she had that wardrobe malfunction a few years back.
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Saw Hawkins a while ago, she looked like an orange hobbit.
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Has Hawko developed an arse yet? I remember it being pretty underwhelming when she had that wardrobe malfunction a few years back.

Megan Gale has all the badonkadonk you should need.

My Pilates instructor saw her irl & said it was surprisingly shapely.
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Has Hawko developed an arse yet? I remember it being pretty underwhelming when she had that wardrobe malfunction a few years back.

No, but I prefer a more petite ass. Personal preference and all that.
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Megan Gale has all the badonkadonk you should need.

My Pilates instructor saw her irl & said it was surprisingly shapely.

Gale just bars me up generally. actually seems to have a brain and personality too.
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Kerr, the other two are fat.
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How would you like your kool aid sir?

Yeah, because no one did that kind of shit before crossfit.
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You back-flipped off a wall yet Bismo?
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Nah, I've gone off it for the moment.

There's too much to live for.
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Nah, I've gone off it for the moment.

There's too much to live for.

Mate, how much time do you need? It's only been 2 years brah....
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Company PT. For our sins as infanteers, they sent us to see Jesus:

How many dragons were slain?

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Several. I also yelled "I LOVE YOU FRUITY RICKY" at my boss for bonus points.

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